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Dec 07, 2008 at 05:00 am by Wendie
Do you have a word that whenever you hear it you just start gagging? Jizz is one of those words for me. As well as moist and audit. I feel like I’m coughing up a fur ball right now. Ok, please watch this clip from SNL last night titled Jizz in my Pants while I go puke. And the worst part? I can’t get the song out of my mind. So really…all day puking.
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I prefer “spooge” to “jizz”.
That short was fucking FUNNY. And JT was the Janitor in the convience store. I lol’d.
Most of the entertainment industry had reduced it’s amusement value in rank, dignity, or esteem to the depravity now.
I have one of those word, too….it is “cheese”. Absolutely disgusting word, but the food doesn’t bother me one bit.
was that justin timberlake cleaning in the supermarket??
does justin timberlake not have anything better to do than make a cameo on snl every saturday?!
omg, i HATE the word moist too. uck.
I hope they gave some credit to Flight of the Conchords! That song is a near rip-off. Really funny, though!
Was that Justin Timberlake as the mop boy in the grocery store?
They should just make him a regular.
maybe there is hope for snl yet. that was beautiful.
omg! i thought this song was funny!!
I luv Andy Samberg. This is the funniest thing I’ve seen in a long while. I guess this is serious or something because it’s first single off their CD; which comes out in Feb.
I hope they win a Grammy next year.
This is the only funny thing to come out of SNL in years!
I hate the word ‘moist’ too! And ‘discharge’ – it just sounds nasty. As for this video….hilarious! I think Andy Samberg is the funniest thing since chia pets.
Funny. Not as funny as Kanye in concert responding to someone who threw a coin at him: EAT. SHIT. DIE. In autotune, of course. Still in my head. Works for– about anything.
HAHAHAHAHAHAH love it
Jennazine, that’s exactly what I was thinking!
Omg it’s the half brother from Hot Rod too…yes yes and more yes.
ME TOO Hilary Shepherd!!! moist and discharge are the WORST.. ugh vom
Too funny….loved Justin Timberlake mopping up the floor!
Oh moist, one of the worst words EVER
Ohh. Meadow Soprano. Hottt!
Loved it! One of the funniest things I’ve seen in ages.
Moist and delicious…yummm.
Weird. Not just Justin Timberlake, but Molly Sims and Jamie-Lynn Sigler. I do not recognize the two with faux-hawks, however.
Andy rocks! and I am starting to like JT, I think they should add him to the rest of the cast.
MAN THAT WAS HILLARIOUS! I DON’T KNOW WHY PPL ARE TRIPPEN