Dec 05, 2008 at 03:31 pm by Evil Beet

Gossip blogs are folding like crazy right now, with the latest deaths at MollyGood and Stereohyped, both Jossip properties.

It sucks BIG TIME and it’s a bummer to watch so many incredibly talented young writers get their walking papers. Hopefully this’ll just give them time to write their great American novel.

But here’s what I know, kids: We’re not going anywhere here at Evil Beet. This shit is gonna be around for-fucking-ever, even if I have to do porn in my spare time to pay the hosting bills. I have yet to think of any job that I would ever prefer to getting paid to write about my one true passion in this life — celebrities! — so this site’ll be here well into 2009. ENJOY!

10 Responses to “We’re Not Going Anywhere, Bitches”

  1. Heidikins says:

    Good. My life just wouldn’t be same without you Beet.

  2. Anonymous says:

    if it ever comes to it, beet, i’ll do porn to support your hosting fees too.

  3. Erin says:

    I would have to find a new addiction and this isn’t too physically or mentally damaging so I appreciate that you will stick around.

  4. gtrgrl21 says:

    BEET DO NOT LEAVE! I’m crazy about you dear. I truly need you…..signed with my deepest love. your lesbian girlfriend in Arkansas. XOXOXO

  5. Sprocket says:

    Beet you’re my number one. The pron sounds interesting too, hehe

  6. Mamie says:

    my darling,precious beet, right now i just want to play you both versions (leann rimes/tricia yearwood) of” how do i live without you”. or whitney’s “i’ll always love you”. and i don’t even care about the drama factor…I need you,and your correct punctuation, grammar and spelling. plse don’t ever leave us.

    p.s. @ anonymous, i love you too. just a little bit.

  7. Lorelei says:

    There was an ad in the paper yesterday, they fly you out to LA for 7 days all expenses paid and you’re paid $150 a day whether or not you “act” every day.

  8. kk says:

    good!
    THIS WEBSITE IS LIKE, my life.
    yes. it is.

  9. Dmarie says:

    Yay!! <3

  10. HAHA says:

    gtrgrl21

    we all love her.
    <3

    haha gtrgrl21 you make me laugh.

    yeah beet, never leaves!

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