Dec 05, 2008 at 02:40 pm by Evil Beet

Today Defamer has some screencaps of what someone claims are Robert Pattinson’s private Facebook convos — one with Giulietta Spirlea, his on-and-off girlfriend, and some buddy of his. His Facebook is under the name Randle Patrick McMurphy (Cuckoo’s Nest, anyone?).

In the conversation with Giulietta, she talks about Camilla Belle being a bitch, and Robert says “camilla? there’s nothing on with camilla, she and i are mates. i don’t like her in that way” and then promises he’ll be back in LA soon to “take care of your needs,” hee hee!

And in the conversation with his buddy, Ben Coles, he’s asked about his relationship with Kristen Stewart. “get Kristen yet?” his friend asks. Robert responds: “you know I did. You’re the one person I’ve told this to but, she wants me more than that twat of a bf that stalks her every move around me.” He also calls everyone in LA “tossers” and mentions that “the bottle does me just fine.” Then he talks about hiring people to beat up Kristen Stewart’s boyfriend.

CLASSY STUFF right here, kids.

Call me crazy, but I think these are real screencaps from his real account.

The question is, who leaked them?

138 Responses to “Robert Pattinson’s Facebook Convos Indicate He May Be Boning Kristen Stewart .. and Lots of Other People”

  1. Claudy ;) says:

    Hy Rob…I am from Croatia(EU), You be very handsome in film Harry Potter…Have not only allowed to die…{ : )

  2. Claudy ;) says:

    Plizzzz say someting……..(write someting)…..:)

  3. hannah says:

    hi rob what is your facebook

  4. paige says:

    hi robert my name is apige and i am 15 years old and i live in england i am i love u

  5. danielle says:

    omg twilight is amazing i am officially addicted to it lol ur such a heart throb. the messy hair thing really suits you an ur body well that speaks for its self are you in the uk any time soon doing any book sighnings i,d luv to get your autograph. i,m 23 but wud still have posters of u in my bedroom ha ha x

  6. SOPHIE says:

    can u tell me where is robert pattinsion’S facebook?PLEASE!
    i am a Chinese.

  7. Samantha says:

    i dont see what benefit you would get out of talking about your private life.
    fair enough, your fit and all but for god sake, your a normal person who just happens to be desried as the most perfect man on earth wihtsculpted cheekbones and a little boufon.
    your buisness is your buisness.
    no wonder you have a unknown facebook account, this is what bloody happens.
    and whos buisness is it who he sleeps with?
    no-ones that is private, hesnot jordan you know.
    give the man a break,
    All the best rob, good luck for the future.
    take care,
    samantha, 14, newcastle, england

  8. irene says:

    lies…lies and some more lies…
    who would think that all those lies are true?
    who would speak such private things on a public website???…tell me !

  9. sweetmelody says:

    hai ,i had see your face in internet, im vietnamses, so cute girl, can i make your fan in your facebook..nice to meet you…

  10. hai , im sweetmelody2000us ,if you can watch my email ,and you can talking with me by internet, so can i make your fan, im 22 years old, im vietnamese, so cute girl, and nice to miss you in my yahoo.

  11. Talyia says:

    hi rob I’m such a big fan only I don’t freak out when I see famous people.

  12. hy robert….
    miss you in twilight saga….

    o yah…. what your real account facebook and twitter…
    or you email…..

    i’m every time seacrh your real account… please

  13. ismail says:

    hy I’m ISMAIL
    plz i want your facbook rbrt plz

  14. Michelle Gifford says:

    Hello i know this is a LONG SHOT but if you are really Robert Pattinson. it would be a pleasure just to talk to you once i doubt it will happen because your a busy man and im just a fan but ya if ya can e-mail me im sure u can get it from the nite but if not just fb my name From Florida and if u cant thats ok too i just havent had much and meeting u once even online would make it a lil better

  15. nadia says:

    hi rob…. iam from bangladesh and i love you so…… much…….. please say something…………please………..

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