Listen up, people, I’m bringing “sloppy seconds” back. Ever since Sean Avery dropped that phrase unapologetically (well, he apologized later, but not specifically for using such an antiquated phrase), I’ve been thinking to myself, “Damn, people don’t say ‘sloppy seconds’ nearly often enough.”
So here’s a clip of Amanda Bynes, hitting the town with Doug Reinhardt, whom LC briefly “dated” on The Hills before deeming him “too boring.”
Let’s learn a bit about Doug, from his fantastic personal website:
Doug Reinhardt is a gentleman with a strong drive for success in all aspects of his life. His sense of humor is contagious and his charm is breathtaking. Doug has always had strong morals and set his goals early in life.
Doug started playing organized baseball at 4 years old. Throughout his high school years, he gained an enormous respect for the sport. Doug’s passion for baseball ultimately leads him to turn down a baseball scholarship with USC to sign with the Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim as their 8th pick. His experience with the Angels has been extremely positive and has further inspired him to pursue his life-long goal to continue his career as a Professional Baseball Player. In 2007, Doug signed with the Baltimore Orioles, where he played for the season.
Currently, Doug is recovering from a knee injury while attending Pepperdine University. Pursuing his academic goals is just as important as professional baseball. Doug will also be featured as a new cast member in the fourth season on the popular TV series, “The Hills†which will air on MTV in August 2008.
Additionally, Doug diligently works to promote the success of the business he developed called Fun Facter. Doug serves as Chief Executive Officer of FUGEN Mobile, LLC and Fun Facter, LLC. Doug focuses on the core strategy of FUGEN Mobile and its ability to offer a complete mobile solution. In his role as CEO of Fun Facter he manages the deployment of new products and services and direct to consumer advertising strategies. Fun Facter creates, publishes and distributes across the US a broad range of premium mobile content, including SMS alerts, music, graphics, games and mobile community services. Founded in November 2005 Fun Facter, LLC is emerging as a leading mobile phone entertainment provider.
Furthermore, Doug works with Entrepreneurial Properties Corporation where he is involved in multi-family real estate investments. Doug conducts extensive research and analysis of various metropolitan areas in the Midwest and Southwest to determine their investment potential.
To summarize: Breathtaking charm! Plays baseball! Owns a doomed mobile technologies company! Is tangentially involved in a doomed real estate company! Hasn’t quite finished college!
Oh, Doug. I’ve had sex with you so many times, and your potential has always been a great deal like your erection: fleeting, and perhaps just an illusion anyway.
Amanda, ditch this dude, pronto.
I could barely stand to read that clip from his website!–Every sentence begins with “Doug”.
i was going to comment on his charm, but i lost my breath. weird!
I don’t believe in “organized baseball” but practice personal baseball.
you seriously had sex with him? :O
I never liked him, I think he seems fake, and what’s up with suddenly hanging with brody I think he just wants to get on the show, and what he did to stephanie was horrible, and I mean come on, flying in girls to mexico so immature…
@sparks
Ha, no, I never had sex with this specific dude. My point is that I have dated guys with very similar resumes — they’re a dime a dozen in LA. And they all suck.
A good f*ck tho hmm?
I use the word “sloppy seconds” all the time. Hmmm. I REFUSE to be antiquated. Hmrph. I couldn’t get past the, “his sense of humor is contagious and his charm is breathtaking.” Breathtaking? What type of sissy writes this shit, and what type of sissy lets others write this shit about him? His breast stroke is olympic, his swimmers are thoroughbred, he walks on magnolias, and always combs his panoramic hair … What a resume.
So, like, if academics are so important why do they get less play in his resume then limited liability company operator of TXT 99901 and get this cheesy Virgo graphic now, and “extensive” research analyst of his family run business (read I move papers for my daddy)? What is he studying in college other than baseball ? (Girls is not a subject either, cop outs)
NEXT.
oh my gosh hahhahahahah what a tool
Alright, my girlfriend partied with Doug in Calgary recently and this is the rundown:
– hours 1-3 Doug was incredibly fun and charming
– hour 4, she started considering a hookup
– hour 4.5, they go outside and he takes off his shirt (in the middle of the street) and drops “so girl, wanna come back to my hotel room?”
– hour 4.6, she laughs and walks away.
Douche hookup, narrowly avoided.
hahaha @ Roma
listen Doug is pretty hot and he is a baseball player which exponentially increases his hotness, but he was a fool to turn down a baseball scholarship to USC. ya ya ya he signed a contract to the dodgers minor league but if you play college ball and get drafted from that you can make 988754958 times more money and your game will be 3987869 better
And he can cut the shit about how he plans to a) finish college and b) return to baseball with any amount of success
Amanda Bynes can do sooo much better!
yeah, i say “sloppy seconds” too, but i’m just a delightfully quirky college kid, and i honestly can’t think how many other people i know do the same.
anyway, yeah, this dude seems totally blah. (loved the remark about the erection, by the way, beet. particularly brilliant.)
amanda bynes seems sweet.
most importantly, though…
professional baseball player is not a proper noun.
1. Do you notice he walks around with his chest puffed out?
2. I totally agree, he is soo boring.
3. I think Amanda Bynes is stunning.
4. Why the hell do they keep asking her about Britney’s comeback?–Is there any relation between the two.
omgsh! it’s the obvious….Amanda Bynes is going after some “sloppy seconds” to get attention since we hardly bearly hear about her…and him?? needless to say he loves the attention too. losers!!!!!
That’s one of the most poorly written bios I’ve ever read.
In the Video he is actualy LEADING her into the cameras
rather than protecting her from them
and then they just STAND THERE going ohhh i dont know where to go leave me alone im a poor little rich douche