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Governor Spitzer to Write Column About Hookers the Economy

Whore-loving former New York governor Eliot Spitzer has a new job — as a blogger!

Okay, okay, except they can’t call it a “blog,” because that would be SO BENEATH a former U.S. governor. It would be even more under him than Ashley Dupre. So instead we’re calling it an “online column.” That’s what I write too. I’m not a gossip blogger. I author an “online gossip column.” Duh.

Anyway, as our economy completely disintegrates in front of our eyes, what Americans really want is to take financial advice from a disgraced governor who wasn’t even smart enough to get away with fucking hookers. Of course. So Spitzer’s “online column” for Slate.com will focus on the economy and financial regulation. It will appear every other week.

Good to see that at least SOMEBODY can find work these days!

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  • Define “didn’t get away with hookers.” He hasn’t been charged. (As far as I know.) He’s perfect for the job. Column should help the dilapidated financial sector just fine: How to run your luck into the ground and still get away with it to write about it in your financial column, -not- in your jail diary.