Whaddya think????

It still doesn’t feel like old Britney. She’s missing the fire in the eyes. Too many meds?

All in all, though, not bad. Just not like I remember Britney in the old days.

I’m outtie for the day — I’m headed over to my friend Trish’s place, where we’re going to make a delicious vegan Thanksgiving (I bought seitan!) and watch our dogs be adorable together. Don’t worry, guys, I’ll take pictures.

For those of you who are Americans: HAPPY THANKSGIVING!

For those of you who are not Americans: Happy Thanksgiving anyway!!!

Be sure to take some time today to think of all the things you are grateful for.

I am grateful for all of you readers today, and for the smiles you guys bring into my life each and every day.

Also, because I don’t want to come home tonight to 18,000 emails alerting me that Michael Phelps is dating a cocktail waitress from Vegas, I already know. Dude, George Clooney already did that shit. You know what would be new and exciting? Dating a gossip blogger.

At the opening night of the New York City Ballet’s season.

Twilight hunk Rob Pattinson broods his way down Sunset after leaving a sushi joint on Wednesday night, ignoring the paparazzi.

How is it possible that it’s raining in LA and not in Seattle???

I refuse to believe that I bring sunshine wherever I go. Anyone who’s met me knows that’s patently untrue. I think the universe just wants me to wallow in horrible sunshine.

And the rain is extra sad for Rob, who has to wear a hood instead of showing off his now-famous locks.

Alex Rodriguez at the Madonna concert in Miami on Wednesday night.

I wonder if his wife was there with him.

Probably not.

“These are stories that have been written about everybody. Of course we’re the new girls on a hit show so we’re plopped into these little boxes. And people buy it. It makes me totally second guess anything I’ve ever read about anybody.”

90210 star Shanae Grimes, disputing rumors that she’s an anorexic party girl who’s difficult on set.

Honestly, I’ve always thought Shanae just looks like one of those girls who eats healthy, exercises and is just naturally really thin — plus, she’s 19 years old. It’s easy to be that skinny when you’re 19 years old. Jesus, when I was that old, if I wanted to lose 10 pounds, I’d eat salad for a week and go for a couple jogs and it was done. I never understood how people had trouble losing weight. It’s was like, “Dude, it only takes a week, get on it!” Now, at 26, I’m running like 4 miles a day and eating salad and fruit and whole grains ONLY and it’s been 3 weeks and I can’t drop a single pound. FUCK THE AGING PROCESS.