At the Australia premiere in NYC.

Homegirl’s shit is seriously froze over.

Which is ironic, because she looks like hell.

Mel B, Nia Long, and model Chanel Iman, along with Mel’s husband, Stephen Belafonte, brought a bunch of Thanksgiving goodies to needy families in Los Angeles’s South Central neighborhood on Monday.

It’s easy and fun to help when there are cameras around!

For reals, though, people, the economy sucks right now, in case you didn’t get the memo. You know what that means? It means that families in need are more in need than ever. And nothing will help you feel better about your own crappy financial situation than helping out someone in an even worse position than you. I’m serious! Don’t forget to give back this holiday season! If you don’t have any money to give, you can donate your time. There are SO MANY opportunities this time of year. Get out there and get involved and create holiday cheer for everyone. For ideas, check out the Salvation Army in your area or talk to your local church, synagogue, food bank or mission.

So apparently Britney’s getting a little sick of her overbearing (and life-saving!) father, who’s basically given up his entire personal life to be a full-time parent to his 26-year-old daughter. Britney would like to spend her evenings in the clubs and having sex with Adnan Ghalib (yes, that Adnan Ghalib) but Papa Spears says no (why ever would he do that???) and it’s pissing Britney off.

We’re told Britney has been fighting with her dad quite often and one of the sore subjects is the dreaded Adnan. Britney wants to see him, but Jamie absolutely refuses. She is still in touch with her douchy ex, but they haven’t spent time together — even though Brit has been asking to see Adnan for months.

She’s also been complaining that daddy won’t let her go out, especially when she wants to go clubbing at night. Britney also doesn’t understand why Jamie won’t let her take the kids out during the day.

Bottom line — she doesn’t like her dad as her conservator, but as someone put it, “she likes others even less.” On Friday, we’re told Britney was complaining about Jamie in court to the Commish — to the point where she called Brit into chambers with one of the lawyers and spoke with Britney for 45 minutes.

So here’s what we’re told. Britney is acting like a 15-year-old and isn’t very “contrite” about the behavior that led to the conservatorship in the first place.

Now, listen. A part of me is just dying to see the spectacular trainwreck that would surely ensue if Britney were removed from her conservatorship, but then a part of me remembers that we’re dealing with a human being with children and people who love her. It took 10 years (at least!) for Britney to get this sick. It’s gonna take more than a year for her to get better. Thank goodness Papa Spears is in the picture to look out for her.

Papa and Trainwreck Spears hit up LAX on Monday to fly to Europe, where Brit-Brit will be performing live in Frankfurt on Wednesday — her first live performance since the 2007 VMAs — and will later make appearances in France and Britain. Britney tried to chat with the paps but Papa Spears clamped his hand over her mouth. LOVE IT!

Woah.

Try not to freak out.

It’s photos of Kate Moss where she’s not wasted or draped across some dude who looks like he just clawed his way out of a heroin den. Which is all good news, since she also has a child with her!

I honestly don’t know who this child is. The photo agency has her labeled simply as “LuLu,” which is of no help to me and is likely incorrect. Kate’s daughter’s name is Lila, and Lila’s six years old, and this girl looks a lot older than six, and, frankly, older pictures of Lila don’t look much like this girl. So I have no idea what’s going on here, but there’s a child on Kate Moss’s lap and I do wish someone would take her far, far away.

At the Christmas lights ceremony at Stella McCartney’s store in London.

Update: Image removed on request.

We haven’t seen much of them together lately, but Ashley Olsen and hottie boyfriend Justin Bartha were spotted leaving Barney’s in LA on Monday … in a Prius, no less!

Ashley may be PETA’s #1 public enemy, but at least her boyfriend is helping the environment!

Ms. Knowles:

I’ll say this as concisely as possible: If you even think about trying to bring puff shoulders back into style, I will hunt you down and kill you and then hack off your shoulders just to make sure my point is clear.

Love always,
Beet

At the LA premiere of Cadillac Records on Monday.