Running out of holiday gift ideas for the special people in your life?Â Tomorrow isÂ Cyber MondayÂ , another one of those merchant created non-events.Â I cannot tell a lie; I finished my shopping at the beginning of the month and everything is wrapped.Â But if you are normal, and have some shopping left, why not one of these?
1)Â Spanx for men-Â Fuck the Bowflex.Â Just wear this man girdleÂ with built in abs.Â Sadly, like the push-up bra, the gig is up once you disrobe.Â But it’s all about the illusion…I guess.
2)Â BettyÂ Beauty– Hair dye for your pubes.Â They have theÂ icky and overly obvious slogan of “For your hair down there.”Â Available in a rainbow of colors like Malibu Blue and Fun Pink.Â Â A male version will be on the shelvesÂ in early 2009.Â Can’t really imagine why we need separate male and female formulas but apparently we do.
3)Â How to Traumatize Your Children– A step-by-step guide with chapters such as “Validation is for Parking:Â Killing Self-Esteem” and “Imagination is an Unaffordable Luxury.”
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Those are some funky ideas ;)
what the hell is Cyber Monday? I’ve been out of the states for 6 years and a half (that’s my excuse and I’m sticking to it.)
And that one book seems like it could be massively offensive if given to a couple that doesn’t have the best sense of humor.
Wow, stupid.com has some other great books too: “How to Get into Debt,” and “How to Drive Like a Maniac.”
lmfao.. I have never heard of this shit before.. Is this actually true???… Oh God, i had a good laugh reading this..
I love you Beet! I just ordered the book for my mum :)