Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Engaged!

Finally, a couple I can stand!  Orlando Bloom and Victoria’s Secret Model Miranda Kerr are engaged and planning a wedding for next summer.  I need these two to get on the procreating right away.  I cannot even fathom what the genetics of these two could possibly produce.

Thanks Down Unda!

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  • aaaaaah!!! this is sooooo great I LOVE MIRANDA KERR!!! i am soooo happy for her!!!! i almost fell over in my cahir when i saw this!

  • Yay! I hope they have lots and lots of kids…cause you know the first one is going to be stunning and the second will be a troll…the third will be the tie breaker…

  • NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

  • No worries.

    I love, love, love Miranda Kerr.
    She was so cute on Rove.
    I predict she’ll be the next Heidi Klum and will cash in on that personality.
    He seems like a decent guy so I can’t really gripe about it… plus I’m sure they may have been one (possibly two) guys in front of me on her dating list. ;-)
    Damn.

  • He seems like a good dude… Think about the luck he’s had… 2 different multi-million tri-quels; and Pirates has a 4th coming… ok, and engaged to Miranda Kerr… I quit if he hits megamillions.

  • This could be a great, fresh new Hollywood power-couple if they stay married for a decent amount of time and play their Hollywood power-couple cards right. And yeah, I can’t wait to see what their offspring turn out looking like! But beauty + beauty doesn’t always = mega-beauty, case in point; Rumer Willis. So, we’ll see. Watch, they’ll probably have twins. Twins are so “in” these days, all the cool couples are having twins. *rolls eyes*

  • lmao! you’re so right..their kids are gonna be gorgeous.

    And sure, I didn’t stand a chance with this guy, but seriously, he is soooooo freaking gorgeous. I love a man with an accent..and a square jaw….and curly hair..and a nice body. And just the way he dresses and everything. My gawd. He’s gorgeous. I hope they’re super happy together.

    • I know i dont know you but i want to let you know it’s just the photo. She dont look anything like miley cyrus!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • OH MY GOSH I DID NOT FIND THIS OUT TILL TOYDAY! Why didnt any one tell me! I am so happy for them! I really like that they were almost married!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!