Nov 23, 2008 at 03:00 pm by Wendie

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22 Responses to “Rachel Zoe Was Born In 1971? Prove It.”

  1. ThatLisa says:

    hahah Diaz’s face is super orange.

    I have always wondered that about Zoe. Her face is really wrinkley. I feel kind of bad for her…. doesn’t she have money? How bout a lil nip/tuck? I mean, she loves fashion and wants to look her best….. my mom is like 54 and looks younger than her. No joke. I wonder if it is also because she is SO skinny. Don’t skinny people age worse? Is that true? That sucks. I don’t want to gain weight later, but I also don’t want her raisin face

    :(

  2. Persistent Cat says:

    I hate when girls call other girls “dude.”

  3. A says:

    zoe’s not the only one looking old… selena gomez looks like shes 30! that haircut does nothing for her (though i am not opposed to it in principle, if the bangs are straight across tho, ive seen it look quite good on some people, but thats mainly on french girls, they seem to have a predisposition to look good with bangs), and her outfit is really frumpy and kind of makes her stomach look fat. eww.

  4. Meggie says:

    i think selena looks really cute! i probs wouldnt do it myself, but she can pull it off. especially if she thins the rest of her hair out a little. but even still, i like it.

  5. paloma says:

    yeah if youe havent noticed bangs have been in style for A WHILE now
    i do nto like wendie, shes meanspirited

  6. lolly says:

    rikki dear, stop wearing fat girl shoes. you’re not (that) fat anymore.

  7. lolly says:

    PS are there really live puppies on the puppy cam because right now they are doing what they’re always doing: sleeping in a brown furry pile.

    i’m beginning to suspect it’s not live, rather just millions of loops of cuteness.

  8. ThatLisa says:

    I thought this was a mean spirited blog, Paloma. That’s why I liked it- for the snarky writing. I mean, it has evil in the title.

  9. Sheila says:

    Ricki Lake’ dress is so unflattering like she’s trying to make herself look fat.

  10. nina says:

    selena’s wearing a wig…that’s god-awful. yuck.

  11. Hmmm says:

    If you look up Rachel Zoe ‘before’ she had fillers and botox she actually looked a hundred times worse. I’m torn between feeling sorry for her and feeling rather proud of myself for looking SO much younger than her (and I just turned 40)

  12. musicandmuffins says:

    forest whittiker reminds me of yoda (i apologize in advance for spelling his name wrong)

  13. Mimosa says:

    Y’all are totally brutal!!! I love it!!!

  14. Anonymous says:

    I am officially switching to you from Perez. I’m from Seattle, you’re funnier and more innocent (is that possible for a gossip columnist?) and you still have the goods. We’re now together.

  15. jojo says:

    i completely agree, but why do you think jessica alba is mean?

    • dickspitz says:

      Because she can be. Jessica knows how gorgeous and sexually desired she is, so she feels free to treat all those beneath her (like you) as the insects you are. Mean bitches, like Jessica, are nasty freaks in bed. Which is why i put up with the attitude. As long as i get to stick my big, hard cock in and out(and in and out) of Jessica’s anally addicted asshole!, she can be the “Queen Bitch Of The Universe”!

  16. kthxbai says:

    Ricki Lake and Titty curtains…. oh god, and what is up with John Krasinski’s face, its been deep fried in makeup. I would say Rachel Leigh Cook looks the best out of all of them!

  17. quirkygirlkitten says:

    rachel zoe would look better with wispy bangs because her she has a huge botoxed forehead that should never be shown in public. i can’t believe she is not even 40! does she smoke? that makes you look older. also being underweight and overtanned.

  18. Anonymous says:

    basically i hate selena gomez
    so i think that she deserves that haircut

  19. JVicious says:

    Beet, I’m pretty sure you meant Rachel Zoe is 27, or 11 years older (not months), because I remember reading somewhere that you’re only 26, not 36 ^^. I’d hate for you to make yourself older than necessary! If you are 36 then DAMN you age gracefully! Unlike our friend here.

    On that note, Rachel Zoe is so exceedingly NOT pretty. She always looks angry. Maybe frowning is in? I missed the memo. Well, my mum always said if you frowned enough your face would stay like that. Too bad for Rachel!

  20. Sara says:

    wendie wrote this article, not evilbeet

  21. JVicious says:

    My mistake! Sorry Wendie! I’m a little behind reading the blog and must have missed when you started.

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