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Hulk Hogan’s Ex Faces Abject Poverty

So I was reading about how Linda Bollea, soon to be ex of Hulk Hogan, is broke.  My initial thoughts were that Hulk’s conduct is horrible in this whole matter.  I mean, the average every day person would have to live a very modest lifestyle to exist on the $40,000 a year he’s paying her.  I couldn’t survive on that.  How is a celebrity with so many financial responsibilities supposed to?  House expenses, wardrobe, cars, surgeries…heh.  There is no way a household like that can be supported on such a small amount.  Not to mention that she was there back when he was just Terry Bollea.  Before all the fame and money.  And now his lawyer wants her to account for every penny she’s spent?  You know Hulk Hogan could be paying her so much more.  40K a year is nothing! 

And then I got all Paris Hilton with my reading skills and saw…she gets $40,000 a month???  Oh fuck you Linda.  Buy some Easy Mac, sell something on Ebay and deal until this months’ check arrives.

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  • I am happy to be hired as her consultant to help her manage her meek $480,000 yearly ration. Jesus! I can’t believe that is what she calls poverty…or anyone else. Holy God, she is crazy.

  • Unbelievable, unbelievable. I’m stunned at the shallowness that fame has brought to some people.
    Sad….damn, can’t get by on $40K a month? WTF?

  • Her face and hair scare the shit out of me, its like they will jump out and DEVOUR YOUR SOUL!!!

    Anyways what were you expecting from this woman anyway, its not like she was ever smart, I hope Hulk does a tv special where he rips her hair out and whoops her ass. I would totally go to watch that.

  • I earn under 15,000 pounds a year. I support a child have a mortgage my girlfriend earns around the same. We have to struggle at times but we get by and have a great home and my son never goes without.
    This lazy bitch needs to go out and get a fucking job. How come you cant let $40,000 last one month!!!!! I dont care if she was with him from before he was famous terry is the one going out earning and dressing up like a twat on t.v for his fame. So if it was me i’d give her less. The kids are all grown and doin their own thing. She should get out and work if she wants to top up that little little sum of $40,000 per month. Message for Linda get a fucking job you lazy bitch just like most of the people in your country have to.

  • haha Elisabeth.. you so made me look at it… ughface.

    and c’mon guys!!!! it must cost a ton of money to keep a 19 year-old hanging out with you!!

    ugh Linda. I can’t believe you made me feel bad for HULK HOGAN. you are the worst.

  • Can you say prenup??? Terry{Hulk Hogan} was wrestling before he met her.He was smart ,he protected himself and his future assests and earnings.She was the one that left,she was the one who filed for divorce,she then deals with the results of that.Known best as NO MORE MONEY HONEY!

  • Well, that’s actually not a lot of money when you consider how much Hulk makes. She should be getting half his estate net worth as well as about a million per year, at least. She helped make him who he is today, thus his earnings are in effect her assets as well. Her monthly allocation might seem like a lot to many people, but you have to understand that when we’re dealing with estates of this size, the law needs to be fair to both her and Hulk.

  • I’m sure she’s got a hidden talent somewhere. How about sticking her head in the toilet and flushing repeatedly? Or seeing how many toothpicks she could put in her tits before they deflated? Or eating her own excrement?

    And I live on under 40k a year, despite having a mortgage, a car, and a zoo’s worth of pets, and I’m not starving.