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Karolina Kurkova Has A Weird Stomach

The times they are a changing.  First, an African-American president-elect.  And now, model Karolina Kurkova has made history as well.  I didn’t think it would happen in my lifetime, but she has achieved greatness despite having no belly button.  This week she was named World’s Sexiest Woman by E! Online.    

I guess because I’m a heterosexual woman, I never would have looked close enough to notice that her navel is AWOL.  Of course, now I can’t stop looking at it.  It seems World’s Sexiest had a herniated umbilical cord as an infant that was surgically corrected.  I could see this being a whole new trend.  I can’t wait until people start having their belly buttons removed.  It’ll be the new anal bleaching…you watch.

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  • I don’t know what to say. Bored much wendie? I am. How do I know? For a second I found myself seriously considering this idea…gross.

    Um has beet blogged about Palin’s turkey pardon ceremony yet. I haven’t seen the post. I thought it would have been a crazy amazing jump off into vegan territory for her. You know it was for the media people on TV who called for tofu turkey. I can not believe it was blurred out.

  • Very attractive? Yes. Have I seen more attractive women on the street? Yes.

    So don’t freak out when I say she’s not hot enough. Hell yes she’s hotter than I am; (even though she has a freak-of-nature missing belly button!) she’s just not hot enough to claim that title.

  • When speaking with a doctor before I had a tummy tuck she asked me as a 20 year old girl if I wanted to keep my belly button or not. No joke I am not lying, she said “Everyone in Hollywood does it after having the “Mommy Makeover”. So unfortunately wendi a person can INFACT choose to remove their bellybutton.

  • i personally don’t think she’s attractive enough to claim that title. it should’ve been miranda kerr.

  • Damn, plastic surgery and makeup sure do wonders. I am so glad I am never sticking a scalpel or botox into me because these chicks look like shit. Supermodel? more like average….plastic bimbo.

  • @ Ricardo: THANK YOU.
    I thought I must be taking crazy pills or something, her face is YUCK. Amazing body, but is that really enough to qualify her as THE sexiest woman in the world??

  • Do I want to know what anal bleaching is? I think I liked my nice innocent life until I read this post… You are going from strength to strength Wendie, keep it up :)

  • As others have said, her face is bleh. The true test of a pretty face is to imagine the person weighing over 200 pounds. If this chick were fat, she would not have a chance in hell at being called “pretty.” I can easily picture her in a baggy stained t-shirt wandering around the grounds of a trailer park wearing dirty pink slippers or something. That face is horrible, horrible to look at.

  • oh no. maybe this means that the “all-american”, blonde, blue-eyed look has pushed aside the brunette, exotic look and reclaimed its position as hotness torchbearer. i’m screwed lol

  • Sorry…I can’t get past the fact that she’s wearing the tattered remains of an old She-Ra, Princess of Power Halloween costume.

  • how desperate are you all to write anything–this is about nothing,
    her BB or anybodies is not worth the space you just wasted.
    . Your column is so “yesterday”–“16 minutes ago”, ” would you believe” “yada yada yada” although “not that there’s anything wrong with it” if you like boring and ordinary.
    How about your thouhts on India , The war, The economy and how we can help others.