Nov 20, 2008 at 05:32 pm by Evil Beet

No joke. Some assholes with long-range lenses managed to get snaps of Wills taking a piss at a polo match and have posted the photos online.

You can check them out here.

Is this just what Wills gets for peeing in public?

Or did the paparazzi cross a line this time?

And, most importantly, what do we think of his junk, ladies?

56 Responses to “OMG It’s Prince William’s Penis”

  1. KitKat says:

    From Pete Wentz to Prince William now.. This week just keeps getting better and better. Aha

  2. Morning Sick says:

    that website is gross.

  3. Liz says:

    It’s not bad. But nothing special I suppose.

    Kind of weird seeing the dude pee though.

  4. Joe says:

    I need to format my harddrive now. Not because I’m a homophobe or anything but because there is a chance that my friends could find out I went to a website called gaydailyhot.net and I would never hear the end of it.

  5. Indigo says:

    yes, yes and meh, it’s alright

  6. Louise says:

    jesus christ you’re all so homoparanoid.

  7. yum says:

    I thought it would have a little crown on it or something.

  8. Louise says:

    hahaha. looked at the photos now. why is he holding it so oddly? like a cigarette. not even a cigar. and no, did not care for it.

  9. Eloise says:

    haha, Joe! oh, and this dude show know by now that the english paprazzi are insane and he shouldn’t go flashing around his “junk” anyplace they might be.

  10. huh? says:

    Ha-ha Joe, what would they say if they found out you check a gossip website?

    Just kidding of course.

    I’m just concerned about the way he’s holding his ‘manhood’. Is this a typical holding pose boys?

  11. CS says:

    Maybe Royal fingers grab cock differently?

    His junk is doable assuming there was more tucked away in those pants.

  12. disgusted says:

    I would have liked to have had a warning before I was redirected to a gay web site!

  13. Pilar says:

    read the comments below: “Diana refused to allow her sons to be circumcised”

  14. Roma says:

    He’s holding it that way because he’s uncircumcised… pulling back the skin. I had an ex who peed that way and it fascinated me.

  15. Louise says:

    Yes, I get the foreskin part, but if I had to hold back foreskin I’d be doing that wif index finger and thumb, innit.

  16. tee says:

    looks quite upper class the way he holds it lol
    he really should have his pinky finger sticking out though…

  17. Molly says:

    So, Beet, curious content indeed, but the question is, why were you looking at that site?

  18. Lynn says:

    LOL tee!!

    What a gross website…surely it’s shown somewhere else.

  19. Love the beet, hate beets says:

    When you gotta go, you gotta go. Question is: Is he a show-er or a grow-er?

  20. jojo says:

    Ha, I think it’s totally hot. I’d take it!

  21. copa says:

    @disgusted & Morning Sick so you were perfectly willing to stare at a complete strangers penis yet are outraged that it would be on a site where other penises would logically be? get over yourselves

  22. banksybitch says:

    who cares how he holds his dick… I didn’t realize people put so much thought into peeing. Also, i’d totally hit that. It really looks like it could be big.

  23. Liberty says:

    Oh.
    My.
    GOD.

    lmao.

    I don’t even know what to say. I’m actually feeling a bit dirty at the fact I actually clicked the goddamn link. But looks most def. like it would be decent.

  24. Cooter says:

    I lol’d at all the comments. Have now linked this post to all my British friends.

  25. Tracy says:

    Meh. I’ve seen better… but I’ve seen worse as well.

  26. blah says:

    once u’ve seen it keep it it could be worth allot all sites are being forced to take it down so keep it

  27. Louise says:

    Nah… HE can keep it.

  28. Tabs says:

    @Liberty I feel the same way ha ha ha ha

    Thank you beet

  29. Anonymous says:

    I’d totally do him.

  30. Erin says:

    Gotta tell you, I’m a fan. I would take it in a heartbeat.

  31. pinkangel8167 says:

    I could do without the peeing bit but not too shabby my prince!!

  32. Lee says:

    I think I never want to be famous or rich if it means I can’t even take a quiet pee without pictures of my privates being splashed all over the internet. I’m not going to look because if those really are pictures of him (which it seems from the comments, it is) then that is really the apex of invasion of privacy. I feel really bad for Prince William right now, by all accounts he is a really decent guy and doesn’t deserve this embarassment.

  33. catalina says:

    spoilt brat. a loser is about to become king.

  34. Louise says:

    but there’s nothing to be embarrassed about, half the population have got them dicks.

  35. Erin says:

    @ Lee

    There is a reason that they have loos in private areas. The kid has been chased by the papparazi since he was born. He knows better than to take a leak outdoors. Now if someone took a pic of him standing at a urinal, I would say that it was an invasion of privacy. But this?? Not so much.

    Besides, he should be proud, not embarrased. He has a lovely member.

  36. rhoniluv says:

    day-um! he’s a biggun ain’t he. he and his brosef are definitely ‘blessed’ in the anaconda department. my word!

  37. rhoniluv says:

    god bless our gay bros…thanx to them, i now have a new FAVORITE site!

    now gotta go…there’s that pic of Becks weiner from a few years ago i need to (ahem) …research. tee-hee. :-)

  38. Lou says:

    looks about average really…but I wouldn’t kick him out of bed

  39. long dong silver says:

    I’m really ALL for freedom of speech, but this is pretty screwed that they do this shit!

  40. Tricia says:

    Yeah cause nothing is sexier than a pissing peen…no thanks!

  41. Lee says:

    @Erin,

    Well, technically yes, but I still have to disagree. He wasn’t peeing in the middle of Times Square, the post says it is a polo field which perhaps does not have a bathroom attached? Why shouldn’t he be able to go stand by a tree or something at the edge of the polo field and take a quick pee like anyone else without having pictures of his genitals seen by the entire world? I hope somebody gets sued, and I don’t think that his public profile should mean that people are allowed to photograph him that graphically and publicize the pictures.

    As for “he should be proud”, well, maybe he is…I pride myself that it doesn’t hurt anyone’s eyes to look at me naked either, doesn’t mean I want every last person in the world to see me though.

  42. rhoniluv says:

    whatever y’all…shout out to my gay brosefs for the shot. it’s about time to turn the tables, what with all the upskirt shots last year.

    but let’s now focus on the real important ‘p’- shot we need to see…

    now everybody…

    HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY!!!

    fly monkeys, fly….

  43. vitamink10 says:

    I honestly believe that (peeing out-doors) was a very stupid mistake on his part due to his status and fame. He was prob. holding it for quite some time from the look on his face. On the other hand, that pap should be ashamed of himself. How would he like it if the tables were turned. That’s absolutely embarrassing! BTW, my ex-fiance could be his twin from the looks of it and he was a Monster at full potential. Needless to say, We have re-ignited our relationship since he’s moved back home. :-)….

  44. Jamie says:

    Who freakin cares what his dick looks like, he is a royal prince. I’d take him even if he had a 3 inch.

    But, his dick does look very nice. very.

  45. kouros says:

    Oh come on you guys! it’s not weird the way Wills holding his royal penis. This is how Brit lads pee. Why? cus they’re all uncut and if you are uncut, you have to retract your foreskin for not only hygienic purposes but smell as well. IF THEY DON’T DO IT THAT WAY..Britain would smell like CHEESE! you got it? capiz?

  46. dreamer says:

    To prince William i hope i can meet him in Manila hotels w/o bodyguards

  47. dreamer says:

    if he masturbate i will ask his orgasm and i will put it in my vagina so that i will be pregnant of 8plets

  48. dreamer says:

    no it just coz he just can read here so a invention evert

  49. Will2Willy says:

    Always show it please. You are a better hero than Borgy Manotoc as in macatototc jud ko pirmi ato.If ear aches there will be no better than that up to my life is end promise.

  50. hore says:

    he is best 4ever

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