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OMG It’s Prince William’s Penis

No joke. Some assholes with long-range lenses managed to get snaps of Wills taking a piss at a polo match and have posted the photos online.

You can check them out here.

Is this just what Wills gets for peeing in public?

Or did the paparazzi cross a line this time?

And, most importantly, what do we think of his junk, ladies?

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  • I need to format my harddrive now. Not because I’m a homophobe or anything but because there is a chance that my friends could find out I went to a website called gaydailyhot.net and I would never hear the end of it.

  • hahaha. looked at the photos now. why is he holding it so oddly? like a cigarette. not even a cigar. and no, did not care for it.

  • haha, Joe! oh, and this dude show know by now that the english paprazzi are insane and he shouldn’t go flashing around his “junk” anyplace they might be.

  • Ha-ha Joe, what would they say if they found out you check a gossip website?

    Just kidding of course.

    I’m just concerned about the way he’s holding his ‘manhood’. Is this a typical holding pose boys?

  • Maybe Royal fingers grab cock differently?

    His junk is doable assuming there was more tucked away in those pants.

  • He’s holding it that way because he’s uncircumcised… pulling back the skin. I had an ex who peed that way and it fascinated me.

  • Yes, I get the foreskin part, but if I had to hold back foreskin I’d be doing that wif index finger and thumb, innit.

  • looks quite upper class the way he holds it lol
    he really should have his pinky finger sticking out though…

  • @disgusted & Morning Sick so you were perfectly willing to stare at a complete strangers penis yet are outraged that it would be on a site where other penises would logically be? get over yourselves

  • who cares how he holds his dick… I didn’t realize people put so much thought into peeing. Also, i’d totally hit that. It really looks like it could be big.

  • Oh.
    My.
    GOD.

    lmao.

    I don’t even know what to say. I’m actually feeling a bit dirty at the fact I actually clicked the goddamn link. But looks most def. like it would be decent.

  • I think I never want to be famous or rich if it means I can’t even take a quiet pee without pictures of my privates being splashed all over the internet. I’m not going to look because if those really are pictures of him (which it seems from the comments, it is) then that is really the apex of invasion of privacy. I feel really bad for Prince William right now, by all accounts he is a really decent guy and doesn’t deserve this embarassment.

  • @ Lee

    There is a reason that they have loos in private areas. The kid has been chased by the papparazi since he was born. He knows better than to take a leak outdoors. Now if someone took a pic of him standing at a urinal, I would say that it was an invasion of privacy. But this?? Not so much.

    Besides, he should be proud, not embarrased. He has a lovely member.

  • day-um! he’s a biggun ain’t he. he and his brosef are definitely ‘blessed’ in the anaconda department. my word!

  • god bless our gay bros…thanx to them, i now have a new FAVORITE site!

    now gotta go…there’s that pic of Becks weiner from a few years ago i need to (ahem) …research. tee-hee. :-)

  • @Erin,

    Well, technically yes, but I still have to disagree. He wasn’t peeing in the middle of Times Square, the post says it is a polo field which perhaps does not have a bathroom attached? Why shouldn’t he be able to go stand by a tree or something at the edge of the polo field and take a quick pee like anyone else without having pictures of his genitals seen by the entire world? I hope somebody gets sued, and I don’t think that his public profile should mean that people are allowed to photograph him that graphically and publicize the pictures.

    As for “he should be proud”, well, maybe he is…I pride myself that it doesn’t hurt anyone’s eyes to look at me naked either, doesn’t mean I want every last person in the world to see me though.

  • whatever y’all…shout out to my gay brosefs for the shot. it’s about time to turn the tables, what with all the upskirt shots last year.

    but let’s now focus on the real important ‘p’- shot we need to see…

    now everybody…

    HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY, HAR-RY!!!

    fly monkeys, fly….

  • I honestly believe that (peeing out-doors) was a very stupid mistake on his part due to his status and fame. He was prob. holding it for quite some time from the look on his face. On the other hand, that pap should be ashamed of himself. How would he like it if the tables were turned. That’s absolutely embarrassing! BTW, my ex-fiance could be his twin from the looks of it and he was a Monster at full potential. Needless to say, We have re-ignited our relationship since he’s moved back home. :-)….

  • Who freakin cares what his dick looks like, he is a royal prince. I’d take him even if he had a 3 inch.

    But, his dick does look very nice. very.

  • Oh come on you guys! it’s not weird the way Wills holding his royal penis. This is how Brit lads pee. Why? cus they’re all uncut and if you are uncut, you have to retract your foreskin for not only hygienic purposes but smell as well. IF THEY DON’T DO IT THAT WAY..Britain would smell like CHEESE! you got it? capiz?

  • Always show it please. You are a better hero than Borgy Manotoc as in macatototc jud ko pirmi ato.If ear aches there will be no better than that up to my life is end promise.

  • WELL WILL, THERE YOU STAND IN ALL YOUR GLORY DOING WHAT COMES NATURALLY. NOW THAT THE COWS OUT OF THE BARD WHY NOT GIVE US A PEAK AT THAT FINE ASS WE ALL KNOW YOU GOT BEHIND YOU….

  • i would love to get fuck deep into my pussy without condom by will, oh mine , will fuck me!!!!