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Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green Are Unfortunately Still Engaged

News broke awhile ago that they’d called off their engagement, and I was relieved that this disaster had been narrowly avoided, but apparently their Titanic is still plowing full-steam ahead into that iceberg.

“[The ceremony will be] small,” Brian said at the GQ party in LA on Tuesday, after confirming that they were still engaged. “Originally we were talking elopement and now we might have a few people there.”

Still, he said, don’t expect a lot of press hoopla surrounding their big day. “You might hear about it the week after.”

My Lord, this thing is going to so completely implode.

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  • He looks like he’s been drinking his residual 90210 checks and she is going to be the hottest actress in 2009. He’s hanging on with all 10 fingernails… Good luck, dude! She is gorgeous, I don’t understand all the written tattoos; but wow.

  • “Don’t expect a lot of press” whatever. If she doesn’t get the attention, she’ll release another statement about how she masturbates to women or how she fantasizes about women or how she kisses women or whatever Maxim tells her will get her attention.

  • this douche could not get married to her fast enough. she’s one of the hottest girls in hollywood and he’s what almost 40 and 10 years past washed up?

    the only thing that i can think of is that i see how she has covered her body in those laughable tattoo’s, maybe she’s kind of stupid. i mean stupid. but in that transformers movie, although she couldn’t fake her way through knowing the first thing about cars, she was so hot…

  • Her hotness and plastic surgery don’t disguise the fact that she is stupid. Good for her if she wants to marry a guy who’s almost the same age as her daddy!.

    Also her tattoos say a lot about her level of intelligence….”We will all laugh at gilded butterflies”…. She is so laughable!

  • she looks so plastic and fake, fake tan, fake hair colour, too much make up and a cheap dress, those tats are just awaful, she can’t carry them off. Take away all the fakery and i think she’d be a beauty, but the surgery would be hard to undo. She’s not the angelina she wants to be.

  • In Megan Fox’s defence, I actually think she’s quite intelligent. Just because she’s outspoken doesn’t mean she’s an attention-seeker. She’s just honest and blunt. She acknowledged that her performance in Transformers was AWFUL and that the movie itself was shit, so points to her. As for the ‘We will all laugh at gilded butterflies’ tattoo, what’s wrong with that? It’s a lovely Shakespeare line from King Lear and if she particularly likes it, who’s to say she shouldn’t have a tattoo of it if she really wants?

    Plus she’s smokin’ hot.

  • her tats suck.. like that monroe tat on her arm? omg barf.

    I think Brian is cute, even if he isn’t doing shit as an actor.

    I don’t think she will ever get bigger than she is now… she doesn’t seem to have enough acting talent to play any role besides hot young girl.

  • her tattoo’s are embarassingly stupid. any honest person knows that. and “As for the ‘We will all laugh at gilded butterflies’ tattoo, what’s wrong with that?” if you don’t know, you’re embarassing yourself.

    just because it’s from shakespeare (allegedly) et. al., does not mean it’s something cool enough to ink on your body forever, not that you would know that. you seem to think shakespeare equals intelligence or class. some of us graduated from college and i don’t mean junior college, and know better.

  • Age has done Brian some good. He looks good here.
    Megan Fox will soon learn that it takes more than piercing eyes to make it in Hollywood. Has she done anything else besides Transformers? Other than talk smut to magazines!

  • I love reading all the interviews with her where she’s like “Oh, I don’t consider myself hot or sexy, I don’t know what all the fuss is about, I’m just an average girl, blah blah bla.”

    Look at her vampy little face in this pic and tell me she has NO idea that she’s hot.

  • OUT OF ALL THE 90210 GUYS HE AGED THE BEST
    I’d still do him and maybe she is hotter than him but most women in hollywood are better looking than their counterparts, and younger so who cares.

  • Shes hot period…she clearly has had work done but come on all you girls that are bashing her…its called envy sweetheart or you wouldnt be on this site bashing someone hot girl you dont know!! lol

  • Shes hot period…she clearly has had work done but come on all you girls that are bashing her…its called envy sweetheart or you wouldnt be on this site bashing someone hot girl you dont know!! lol