You know, sometimes I ask myself, “Why do we build these celebrities up just to tear them down? To take such joy in their personal sorrows? Why do I participate in such an industry?”
And then I read this sort of bullshit from Scarlett Johansson, in a new interview with Allure, where she’s ohhhhhh so in love with her quickie hubby Ryan Reynolds — for instance, when told by the interviewer that she inspired Katy Perry’s “I Kissed a Girl,” Scarlett said “That’s flattering, but my lips are kind of taken.” And then she’s all like, “I always wanted to get married and have kids. I just never had any preconceived idea about what that would be like … My life seems to be happening naturally.” And when asked how she and Ryan met, she’s like “Nobody knows. It’s private. It’s our story.” And it’s all just SO FREAKIN’ OBNOXIOUS. We get it, Scarlett. Your life is so perfect and you’re so in love and everything is wonderful and ideal and you look down your nose at us poor slobs who only wish we could have it as good and “natural” as you.
And it’s at moments like this where I’m like, “Dude, I cannot fucking wait until this relationship blows up in her face and I get to write about it.”
oh i totally agree. we should be happy for her but her damn smugness is just annoying.
Isn’t it like the cardinal rule that number one, you don’t wear a lipstick to match a dress and number two Coral lipstick? Her grandma!
Isn’t it like the cardinal rule that number one, you don’t wear a lipstick to match a dress and number two Coral lipstick? Hey grandma!
go get yourself a penis and stop bitching about other people’s lives, beet!
wow. bitter much.
As much as I think she lacks talent and epitomizes “just a pretty face” she looks stunning on the Allure cover. Marriage must agree with her because I’ve never seen her look better.
Oh, leave her alone. When my sister got married I would gag everytime they spoke to each other. Seven years later I still gag. They are perfectly matched for each other. Though I have to say I get a bit delighted every time she gets mad at him. My husband I would trade in for another cat and a life time supply of Dunkin Donuts coffee!
HAHAHA at Shan <3 it
It’s a secret how they got together? It must be a really embarassing story.
She is so so so annoying.
I think they are both made for each other. Both of them are annoying, after I watched the interview Alanis Morrisette did with Howard Stern after she broke up with Ryan, I realized how much kinder she was compared to him. Ryan just gives off that stuck up attitude when he does interviews, like he thinks he is “all that”. Sure he may be attractive but he has shit for brains…. Scarlett also behaves the same way. I just don’t like the both of them in general…
“Dude, I cannot fucking wait until this relationship blows up in her face and I get to write about it.â€
You mean you want others to be unhappy just so you can take joy in it?
Do the world a favor and never breed, creep.
ScarJo is ten different kinds of annoying. No, make that 20.
Every try finding happiness in your own life? Give it a shot sometime. What do you have to lose?
She’s really not that pretty, not even by 40’s black & white standards
Get up on the wrong side of the bed today?
Wasn’t she like “I don’t believe in monogamy” about a year ago? Whateverrrr.
she’s gonna be a porker(not that there’s anything wrong with that…) by the time she hits 35, sooner if she pops out some kids. she’s got that kind of body that is all curvy and hot shit right now but will get all doughy when her metabolism starts to slow. so i for one am happy that she is enjoying it now.
Hey Beet… I’m gonna be rainbows and hugs right now…
how ’bout you start focusing on you… you know your good points and bettering you … and stop focusing on other people… and then maybe you can get a little of the happiness Scarlett got… because she’s obviously ALL about HER right now… “collapsing economy…what?”
…hey! how’s that training going… ? and your vegan diet? huh…huh… [nudge, nudge] see, you’re already on a good path… keep going kiddo. : ) [twinkle}
smilesandgiggles–
but if beet just focused on herself, this blog would not exist.
fucking duh.
it’s a celeb blog. get over it.
@ all the beet haters..
if you are bothered or annoyed by beets personal opinions which she writes about in her blogs, go somewhere else for your celeb gossip. Guess what, your opinion DOESN’T MATTER. And my opinion does. No but seriously, it’s really simple. Just find another site. And to lulu… “bitter much.” Annoying much? I’d say so! If I had a penny for every time I read that stupid term I would be rich. But I don’t, unfortunately. When did people start putting “much” at the end of their word of choice?!!!!! Just a random rant, I know.
Anyway, Beet is an enigma of celebrity-blogging comedic genius. I’m getting a beet tat tomorrow. I’m just kidding, but this is seriously the bestest site ever!
stay sassy, Beet!
Omg, I can’t stand Scarlett Johansson, she is so obsessed with herself!
I don’t believe those are real either, she’s been acting since she was a kid and they didn’t just gradually get bigger, it was:
“Look, I’m a weird looking kid doing stupid 90’s movies”
To “Bam, look at my ‘real’ tits! Woody Allen is in love with me, not you, so hah”
She bugs the shit out of me, her and her flat ass and weird nose.
@Hallie
I remember that! She did say that she didn’t believe in monogamy! I guess, that was her way of making herself feel better after a string of cheating boyfriends.
I have a friend that says the same thing, for the same reason.
Amen, Beet. You’re obviously in a good place right now, feeling good, running 1/2 marathons, bein all pizza vegan and clear-skinned…
So f–all of you who are still raggin on Beet for doing what she gets paid to do, forchristssake.
honestly don’t worry about it. we all wanted to be in love forever at 23, and then life sucked and it didn’t work out. neither will this and she’ll be an ex-wife soon
I saw an Alanis concert like two nights ago and I practically cried when she sang that song, Not As We, which is totally about her break up with Ryan. Ryan is a serious asshole and Scarlett is a total fiance stealing bitch.
They deserve each other and Alanis will find someone SOOOO much better.
hahahaha. she is obnoxious.