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Megan, It’s Called a Bra. Look Into It.

In LA on Sunday.

Seriously, my tits hurt just looking at her. Chafing much? I feel like now I have to massage my breasts and rub lotion all over them. I’d tell you more, but we’re not that kind of site.

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  • She was so cute and slowly has been breaking my heart for years now with bad plastic surgery..
    First, the trout pout.
    Now, her boobs have gone south for the winter.
    What next?
    Reforestation of the beaver dam? :-(
    (That would be so unDiddy of her!)

  • By the way, did she sell her house and move to the dump?
    What’s up with all of the refuse in the foreground?

  • @Jessiee: Per Wikapedia: “Margaret Mary Emily Anne Hyra (born November 19, 1961), professionally known as Meg Ryan.”

  • so she can get her face totally fucked at a plastic surgeon but she can’t get her breasts lifted? looks like a 14 yr old boy stealing oranges. gross.

  • Really?! Like… if the fucking paparazzi stayed out of people’s lives, they wouldn’t see NORMAL people OH MY FUCKING GOD!!! not wearing a bra. Evil Beet… I’m ashamed, like you never have never not worn a bra? And besides, it’s probably just an unflattering picture, look how she is slumped over. you fucking women!

  • @Anonymous

    The last time I left the house without a bra on, I was probably 10 years old. Honestly. I put a bra on to take out the trash. It’s so ingrained in my head. I never, ever leave the house without a bra.

  • i wear a bra in the house! at all times except for showering and during you know what. even sleeping. if you want to know why just look at the meg picture again. i breastfed 4 kids and mine are no lower than lohan’s. bra power!!!

  • > now I have to massage my breasts and rub lotion all over them. I’d tell you more, but we’re not that kind of site.

    Like all good writers Beet you should “show” it instead of “tell” it. Oh wait, that tip only applies to screenwriters. Oh hell, show us your tits anyways just to be safe.

  • um… I don’t wear a bra sometimes and …um… the boys are fine with it…

    I don’t know about the paparazzi or the blogs… but I’ll deal with that hurdle once I get there…

  • um.. I don’t wear a bra sometimes and ..um… the boys are fine with it…

    I don’t know about the paparazzi or the blogs… but I’ll deal with that hurdle once I get there…

  • @ Anonymous, why would it be normal to leave the house looking like shit? I don’t have papparazzi outside my door but I still groom and look presentable before I even run out for coffee. Lord knows I’d step it up a notch if I thought my picture would be taken.

    I just spent five weeks in Tokyo (for work) and I hate being back in North America. In Tokyo, the women and men always look fantastic, even at the zoo, women are wearing cute skirts and sweaters with killer heels, pushing strollers. It was just so civilized to see people always looking presentable. Then I come back here to a place where people think it appropriate to go outside in Lululemon clothing or jogging pants with something written on the ass.

  • I’m so paranoid about looking like Meg I even wear underwires in my sleep! As a female with boobs, I have to agree with Beet, the woman needs support!! She was saggy and that bush needed a weed wacker in “In the cut”

    btw, got a male opinion from someone who always thought she was hot — and he thinks she’s nasty now

    @ persistent, here everyone does everything in their pajamas. Nice to know I’m not the only one who hates it!

  • joan- I was thinking the same thing. obviously meg is a fan of plastic surgery… she should have left her pretty face alone and gone with a breast lift. now her face is tweaked and scary and her boobies are so sad

  • Lorelei, Marilyn Monroe wore her underwire bra to sleep at night, too! Little bit of Monroe trivia. I always wear mine, too; I used to wear the bra to bed when I was younger, but I don’t bother any more. But my breasts have stayed up perfectly, ‘course I haven’t had children yet so there’s that, but good christ – how on earth did Meg think it was O.K. to be out looking like that, and doesn’t that HURT?? Seriously, it just looks like it must hurt, or something, having tits hanging so, so low and heavy like that with no support. Aik! It’s making my chest feel achy just thinking about it.

  • when did she get big boobs? i always think of her as so tiny. in any case it looks very uncomfortable.

  • some people may remember the movie vanilla sky (i actually saw that thing in the theatre) but there’s this part where cameron diaz looks at tom cruise as they’re driving and said “when exactly did you stop caring”? i kind of get that feeling anytime i see a picture of meg ryan. i don’t like it, but i have to say i still find her pretty attractive