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Ethan Hawke is not aging particularly well, IMHO. Plus, he makes a lot of funny faces for the camera. Let’s make sure he is never photographed with Samantha Ronson. The resultant face-scrunching could probably kill a horse.

At the press conference for his new film, What Doesn’t Kill You, in NYC.

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  • I’m pretty certain he’s on botox. Ha ha. :-) (<-sarcasm for those “thick” readers) He looks like he escaped from the wrinkle ranch.

    Oh, Kurt Cobain called… he wants his flannel back.

    Finally, he has “smokers mouth.” You know, that one front tooth that pushes in and is yellow… the one he holds his cigarette with. Yuck.

  • If he would just stop trying to look like he’s around 30 he’s be better looking. Cut the hair short, grow up.

  • I can’t stand him. I walked out of “til you’re the devil says you’re dead” last year cause I couldn’t stand to look at him. And he’s a horrible actor, just no spark there. Ugh, he looks like he belongs in Santa Fe, it’s a magnet for ugly people who think they’re cool like him.

  • If you’re not gonna bother to comb your hair or shave your scruff, then make weird faces on top of all that, you are not even trying anymore.

    He used to be cute but the aging is not going well. Not going well at all.

  • i love him. he is an awesome actor, “tape” was pure brilliance. he must be a little psycho though since he plays it so well. but then i always fall for psychos so it makes sense.

  • Sweet Jesus. As a huge fan of his grunge love affair story in Reality Bytes, these photos are fucking crushing. What the hell is he doing? Moonlighting as a meth-addicted trucker?

  • we need to be fair, people are quick to say when a woman hits the wall (that picture of rosie perez up above comes to mind…wow…) but yeah this guy really hit the wall. i remember being jealous of him with winona ryder in singles, and he acted like he lived in seattle, and i do, and his imaginary life was better than mine. and then they mix in u2’s all i want is you….anyway, you got yours ethan.

    and i read your book (oh yeah he’s written some books) about some person on meth. and it sucked. your bad book almost single-handedly ruined my vacation

  • I’m sorry, but I love this guy. I love all his films (I’ve seen them all), he’s a brilliant actor and author, and seems so deep and thoughtful in interviews. I may not know him personally, but I do not believe he puts on a positive front to hide a negative personality; I think he’s genuinely really sweet. He’s ageing really well and looks just as attractive as always. I respect your opinion, but I strongly disagree.

    Not to mention, his expressions in those photographs are adorable. :3