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I Have Found a Reason to Write About Emmy Rossum

Normally there is absolutely nothing to say about this girl, but it was adorable when she brought her puppy, Cinnamon, to a benefit for the Best Friends Animal Society in LA.

I love how people always hold their puppies like that in photographs. I mean, we do it so the dog is facing the camera and he’s “standing up,” like a person, but in reality all this pose does is show off your dog’s weiner. I have a million pics of me and Leo like this, and I’m kind of embarrassed to show them to people, because it’s like, “Here’s me, here’s my dog, and here’s my dog’s penis. Do you want a framed copy or what?”

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