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Joe Jonas Fires Back!

My darling, precious Taylor Swift has been shooting her mouth off about what an asswipe Joe Jonas was in their relationship, ending it with a 27-second phone call before taking up with the chick from his music video.

Well, Joe is finally ready to talk back. In a not-at-all-veiled post on his MySpace blog, Joe says the following:

Several things I will state with all my heart…

I never cheated on a girlfriend. It might make someone feel better to assume or imply I have been unfaithful but it is simply not true. Maybe there were reasons for a breakup. Maybe the heart moved on. Perhaps feelings changed. I am truly saddened that anything would potentially cause you to think less of me.

For those who have expressed concern over the “27 second” phone call. I called to discuss feelings with the other person. Those feelings were obviously not well received. I did not end the conversation. Someone else did. Phone calls can only last as long as the person on the other end of the line is willing to talk. A phone call can be pretty short when someone else ends the call. The only difference in this conversation was that I shared something the other person did not want to hear.

There were later attempts at communication that had no response.

I wish the best for the other person but could not sit back any longer and leave our fans with a wrong impression of the truth.

Whatever, stupid JoBro. You were a dumbass to leave the gorgeous and uber-talented Taylor for that stupid chick with the weird eyebrows.

TEAM TAYLOR, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!

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  • He has white Topsiders. Enough said.

    In two years he and his loser brothers will be Mmmm Bopping their asses over to the Hanson brothers’ house to reminisce about their glory days.

  • What I just do NOT understand at all, at ALL, is how those three boys are considered attractive, because they are incredibly boring-looking, with matching soulless dead-eye faces, boring – stultifyingly so, with zero character, none. But screaming teenage girls all over the world just love these bland little Disney androids! So strange, I just DO not get it, at all.

    That Taylor girl, on the other hand, is very attractive, and doesn’t seem boring at all.

  • @ Snowblood:
    I totally agree with you… I am confused by the Jonas Brothers being all the rage. I think they are butt-ass ugly and completely talentless. They sound like a group of pre-pubescent boys… I’m just not sure what all the hype is about.–I really don’t know what Taylor was doing with him in the first place…

  • Breaking up with someone (or “discussing feelings” that might lead to a breakup) over the phone is a real douche bag move.

  • i like his defense is she hung up on me if someone break ups with u what is she goin to have an hour long conversation NO she obviously is hurt and doesnt want to talk what a jerk off

  • So she hung up on you. That doesn’t mean you’re not a douche for not DOING IT IN PERSON.

    Still, at least it wasn’t a txt msg brkup.

  • what happened to the whole celebute situation ,
    jonas brothers were supposesd to be nice christians werent they?
    such a bastard ,
    what is the jobros puurpose aye? ;-)

  • Teenaged girls like the Jonas boys for the same reason they like Miley Cyrus. And I have no idea why they bother with Miley.
    Give it a few years and they’ll all be touring with the Osmonds.

  • Taylor Swift, that Jonas brother, both are incredibly boring. So what, two whattheirnames break up and all of the sudden she’s incredibly talented and beautiful.
    Team screw them both.

  • A(fucking)MEN to that! Apparently you all are just a bunch of fat losers who want to take the female side here. Just because you eat three quarts of “Chunky Monkey” every day and cry over your one boyfriend, don’t get mad at the rest of the world who actually has the choice to move on from other people and date whomever they want. I hope you realize that people DO actually break up with others all the time without being at fault.

  • A(fuckking)MEN to that! Apparently you all are just a bunch of fat losers who want to take the female side here. Just because you eat three quarts of “Chunky Monkey” every day and cry over your one boyfriend, don’t get mad at the rest of the world who actually has the choice to move on from other people and date whomever they want. I hope you realize that people DO actually break up with others all the time without being at fault.

  • You idiots are real funny saying Joe is in the wrong when you have no damn clue. It’s more pathetic than a one legged cat. :)
    I’m sure you’re all twilight fans who will drool over the LIQUID SEX that is Edward Cullen. Your deep obsession with this “emotional pron” sicken me, and I hope you provide yourselves with help as soon as your done screaming Edward in your wet dreams.

  • Carrie Underwood – sings bitchy ranting country song – gets her ass dumped over the phone.

    Taylor Swift – sings bitchy ranting country song – gets ass dumped over the phone.

    Alanis Morissette – sings bitchy, rant songs – gets ass dumped before wedding.

    Pink – sings bitchy, rant songs – gets ass divorced and cheated on.

    Beet – Bitches on her blog all day about men, lesbians and depression -single and lives alone with a dog and 3 cats….

    TEAM… WAKE-UP-AND-SMELL-WHAT-YOUR-SHOVELING!!!

  • TSS: Bitches and moans as guest on somebody else’s blog – goes home and plays with himself because nobody wants to deal with the shit he’s shoveling.

    Dude, I’ve sat silently for weeks reading your whining. Get over yourself. You are neither funny nor witty. You post on Beet’s blog complaining about her 15 times a day… that says to me you’ve got no life nor friends. You are a guest here… you don’t like it, fuck off. I’ve seen Beet’s picture… she’s cute, has very beautiful eyes, great smile, works hard, is successful, and has a ton of friends. You, on the other hand, have nothing and need to get a life. You are worse than Doris Roberts on Everyone Loves Raymond (well, except that she’s playing a role and gets paid to be that way)

    What’s your excuse loser? Fuck off.

    (P.S. I hope this entices you to post 700 posts on Beet’s blog. She makes money for advertisement based on traffic. So keep posting you impotent fuck and earn Beet a new Ipod!)

  • Sorry, but she is a total, total loser.

    I got a lot of smack from other Jonas fans for defending how cute, talented and down to Earth she was when they were first rumored to be a couple…

    Now I am embarrassed to admit they were all right, she’s a total ass.

    It’s okay, Joe – most fans support you and don’t care about this overblown BS. Unlike some country fans, we don’t think your personal business should be, explicitly, ours.

  • I dont know nothing about this teen soap opera going on but I went to the links to look at the other chick (cause I couldnt remember what she looked like) and yea I would have left that Taylor for the hotter broad too. Good move dude! Good to know you still got some man in you afterall cause after reading that blog of your I was worried. Your fans arent going to stop supporting you cause you dumped a chick…its apart of life, get use to it!

  • why are you guys making a big deal out of a break up?? GOD they are teenagers they need to go thru this, you guys need to stop being so bitter about the whole things, she can be beautiful but you were not in the relation with them so can’t tell how crazy this “beautiful” girl is.

    MOVE THE FUCK ON!!!

    that kid Taylor needs for her fans to have pitty for her so she can sell more. ha ha ha ha ha ha kids are so dumb..

  • the breaking over the phone its just plain and simple, doing it face to face you have to see the drama, the don’t do this and all that crap kudos on the phone kid (joe)

    TEAM… WAKE-UP-AND-SMELL-WHAT-YOUR-SHOVELING!!

  • the jonas bros. are this decade’s hanson…boring vanilla music for tweens….who gives a rat’s ass?

  • You people don’t know what the hell you’re talking about, those guys are gorgeous and talented. Taylor waited until it was time for her cd to come out and starts trying to gather all this sympathy and left out important facts. I’m glad Joe stood up for himself,she didn’t think he would and thought she would be able to say whatever and get away with it. WRONG!She’s the funny looking one with a rodent face and he was out of the country at the time which is why he had to call.Better that than to lead her on for several weeks.He knew how he felt and called to discuss, I feel for her but she was wrong for trying to drag him down just for trying to be honest w/her.

  • He is still a douche bag, end of story. His 15 minutes of fame is almost over. Another Hack that deserves no publicity. Who even wrote that statement.

  • Snowblood, I don’t get it either. They’re hairy little fem bots. Oh and topsiders?? Ah hahahahhahahahhahahaaa!

  • LOL, can we say DAMAGE CONTROL? That was either not written by him or he had a lot of help. Who talks like that? Those flip flop JB fans make me mad. Suddenly Joe says it’s not true so it MUST BE! He didn’t even DENY leaving her for another woman. It was just written in fancy words to confuse the masses. I don’t care who he dumps or how he does it. I’d rather he flip her the bird than type up a crappy defense like this. I hope she recorded the convo & plays it for everyone to hear.

    Also what perfect timing after their myspace & fansites got spammed to death did he suddenly decided to “pour his heart out” with something like this. They don’t care about fans feelings, only about sales & image.

  • Hmmm…normally I would be on one of the Jonases’ sides (remember the whole Nick & Miley thing? I supported Nick on that one.), but this time is different. IMHO, it was really mean of Joe to dump her over the phone like that. He could have at least been kind enough to do it in person. So I’m Team Taylor on this one. Plus, I’ve always liked Taylor for some strange reason. She seems like a really nice girl.

  • jonas brothers are great guys and im sure joe would never end a convosation like that…joe and taylor now wat happend and if u wanna believe sum crap story then go ahead and believe it…the jonas brothers care bout there fans and girlfriends and u no wat? i might never have met them but there brilliant singers and if u ppl would listen u would be able to tell that 2

  • if what joes saying is true taylors a bitch and shes just trying to get attention. if what taylors saying is true joes a bitch and just trying to seem like a little mamas boy; or maybe theyre BOTH blowing everything out of proportion

  • i totally agree with u i hope something gets fucked up in his relationship with that caterpillar eye-browed thing but i like kevin and nick tho. i dont like joe anymore hes such an ass and plus hes hideous
    he needs to take his unwiped ass back to what ever fuckin part of new jersey he came from!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • joe jonas and his brothers r complete and utter gentlemen. they r GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!! i agree wif joe.

    and bsides itz not all bout luks. even though joe melts my heart!!!
    LOVE THE JONAS BROTHERS 4 EVA!!!!!!! ALL MY LOVE XOXOXOXOXOXO

  • how can u even say that about him? u dont even know the whole story and ur accusing him of everything? how do u know how he felt? he had his reasons for breaking up with her! maybe he just didnt have the same feelings for her! maybe he thinks shes not the one for him! however he felt he had his reasons for doing so! maybe u guys should learn the real story and wat he said is true…the phone call can only last as long as someone doesnt hang up which she did therefore making it a 27 second call…quit puttin him down! she can get over it! TEAM JOE!!!!!!!!!!

  • that is the dumbest thing. Taylor is jsut mad cause joe broke up with her. if shes so amazing why cant she jsut move on already?
    joe wass nice about the whole thing shes was being all gay about it.

  • that is the dumbest thing. Taylor is jsut mad cause joe broke up with her. if shes so amazing why cant she jsut move on already?
    joe wass nice about the whole thing shes was being all gay about it.

  • i cannot believe that you are publishing this…. i mean no one others than the two people involved should be dealing with this situation and you posting something like that on a blog doesn’t make it easier on either of the two… just leave them dealing with it themselves i think they’re old enough and start dealing with your own relationship issues rather than with other people ones…

  • where do u get off saying such mean things about someone?????
    do u no anything about what was happening in their relationship??
    NO!!
    Taylor Swift said “i dont want to think about the guy who broke up with me in twenty-seven seconds” if she doesnt want to think about him, then why bring it up again and again and again and again???
    don’t get me wrong i like her music and she is beautiful but she went over the top with everything
    a guy dumped you, great!! get over it!!
    and dont be such a bitch about Camilla! How would u like it if someone said that to you???? i bet ur lyk “i wouldnt care” but deep down u would
    and if all u r calling Joe a douche bag, than u obv r one as well!
    only idiots will comment this saying rude things about someone they DON’T KNOW!!!!
    get it?? good!!

  • Listen,joe jonas is not a loser or anything.
    for one,taylor hung up the phone so it was HER fault that it was 27 seconds.
    two, joe can fly to wear she is and breeak up.Joe was across the country so how could he do it in person!
    btw,i know he was across the country cause he was in MA and she was in
    CA when it happend.
    and three,she is so stupid and an idot for telling the whole world that
    he cheated when he NEVER did!
    his feelings changed and that can happen.Break ups happen!
    ITS NORMAL PEOPLE!.
    She is too much of a dumb child to realize that !
    TEAM JOE! WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT !?!?!

  • Wow ok, first off…whoever wrote this is really bitchy. :) i support joe %100, do you honestly think he should’ve stayed with taylor if his heart moved on? no, that just would’ve led her on which would’ve been wrong. and as for taylor, my God, get over it! God forbid someone dumps her…because OH NO, IT’S A TRAGEDY!!!!!!! please, taylor is so immature for an 18yr old…there was no need for her to make it a huge deal like she did, and because of it…i’ve lost a lot of respect for her.

  • say this was a bad choice. joe didnt do anything wrong but break up with a girlfriend. have you ever broke up with a girl/boyfriend? had it ended up all over the US? how would you feel if someone said all this about you? thats what i thought. give joe a break. he is a wonderful guy and doesnt deserve this. Famous people dont choose for there names to end up with relationships, better yet have people figure out about them. and one more thing. did they do anything to you? dont think so. so back off of joe and just let this damn thing go.

    from nicole aka Jonas Lovee! on myspace:)

  • OK so All I have to say to you guys is COME ON?? You are seriously going to freaking talk smack about someone?? TAYLOR WASNT THE ONLY ONE THAT WAS HURT! I am SURE that he didnt mean for it to sound the way it did.. and FOR YOUR INFORMATION JOE DID NOT END THE PHONE CALL TAYLOR DID! So STOP saying..OMG HE BROKE UP WITH HER IN 27 SECONDS.. TAYLOR IS AT FAULT HERE TO! BECAUSE SHE WENT AROUND BLABBING HER MOUTH ABOUT IT WHEN IT DIDN’T NEED TO BE SAID..SHE SHOULD HAVE KEPT PERSONAL THINGS PERSONAL..sure it was a crappy thing for Joe to do.. But it Doesnt mean that taylor had the right to go around telling every news station possible… So I would appreciate it if you would STOP saying these things about Joe.. Besides THAT WAS LIKE 4 MONTHS AGO! ITS 2009 FORGIVE AND FORGET! LEAVE IT ALONE ITS DONE WITH! And I am not just saying this because I am one of his fans because I love Taylor Just as much as I love Joe.. they are the most talented people I know.. but seriously..lets stop the drama and enjoy the music!

    Melanie

  • WELL WHOEVER WROTE THIS SHOULD JUST SHUT THE HELL UP!
    Joe jonas is so much cooler than whoever wrote this, and whoever did write this needs to get a life instead of picking on those who actually have one!

  • OMJ are you all stupid?!?!
    It was TAYLOR who started all the drama and FORCED Joe to stick up for himself. Sure he broke up with his girlfriend but Taylor was being a bitch so he had every right to. EVERY TEENAGE GUY BREAKS UP WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND!! Jeez stop making a big deal
    GET OVER IT!!

    Joe is amazing and deserves more than all of you telling him he’s awful.
    so just get over it

  • Joe doesnt deserve to be treated like crap!
    its all he said she said. nobody but joe and taylor know the real truth.
    i mean feelings do change and he was in europe when he broke up with her, so it was impossible to see her. and why would you wanna string somebody along if you didnt feel the same way anymore. so back off joe! he is an amazing guy!

    plus he does have a personal life, so let him do what he wants.

  • joe wouldn’t do this.
    he is a great guy and deserves respect. what bad do him and his brothers ever do? they wear purity rings and all that they are not bad people.
    but how would you feel if all these rumors were spread about you?
    maybe it was the best way to break up. was he suposed to fly over the country to break up. just so she could slam the door in his face? it just isnt right. im sure he wouldnt just have a 27 second phone call. im sure felt bad enough about the whole situation in the first place.
    but anyways this is done and over with. they seem better of apart. i guess we should just let it go.

    -emily [jonas brother syndrome, myspace]

  • your jsut a dumb cunt.
    i love the Jonas Brothers, and Taylor Swift,
    and yes your right about one thing, Taylor WAS shooting her mouth off in lies.
    SHE ended the phone call at 27 seconds, and joe repeatedly tried to contact her, he is in europe on tour.
    and after you posted some of the things off his blog, all you had to say was whatever stupid jobro? hahaha, show how much you didnt have to fire back with cuz your a dumbfuck who doesnt know what the hell your talking about.

    stop running your fucking mouth about shit and spreading more and more rumors its a little bit immature and ridiculous if you ask me.

    oh..and for the record, Joe Jonas isnt dating Camilla Bell.
    get your facts straight.
    and Taylor should have gotten hers straight too, but instead her shot her mouth off and reasoning on what COULD have been the reason Joe broke up with her, when it really wasn’t true.

    Like i said..
    this is over, and its been over, stop dwelling on the past and get your head out of your ass.

    The Jonas Brothers and my inspiration everyday,
    and Taylor Swift is also my hero, and role model,
    i got over it,
    why cant you?

  • WHATEVER your stupid thats personal
    stuff, and ONLINE DRAMA ..really? as
    is real life drama isnt enough your RETARDED..
    And all of that is personal we will never know the
    true story people lie tv lies so how do you
    get the right to go about saying this?
    AND YEAH WHAT IF IT WAS OVER THE PHONE
    HELLO THEIR CELEBS THEY ARE PROBABLY ON TOUR
    OR SOMETHING HOW ELSE THE INTERNERT?
    your pethetic I know everyone has their HATE MAIL ON HERE SO IM GOING TO SAY SOMETHING DIFFERENT “SPREAD INTERNET PEACE
    FOLKS NO HATE-ING ON PEOPLE OK” this is all retarded
    I HOPE THIS WHOLE INTIRE PAGE GETS FREAKIN DELETED…

  • DONT EVER TALK ABOUT THEM LIKE THAT YOU DONT EVEN KNOW THE WHOLE STORY ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED. THEY ARE WISE YOUNG MEN AND THEY HAVE THERE REASONS FOR EVERYTHING THAT THEY DO!!!!
    AND THEY LOOK GOOD THE WAY THEY ARE THEY DONT NEED YOU CREDISING THEM BECAUSE YOU FEEL BAD ABOUT YOUR SELF!

  • joe is amazing what he did is nune of are besneys BTW HE WAS OUT OF THE FRAKING COUNTRY SO JOE JONAS HATER OR JONAS BROTHERS HATER SHUT UP AND LEAVE THEM ALONE LIVE HER LIFE THE WAY YOU WANT IT AND LET THEM LIVE THERE THERE WAY YALL ARE SO PATHATIC ON HATEING ON THEM WHEN YALL DONT EVEN KNOW THEM GET TO KNOW SOMEONE FIRST BEFORE YOU SAY YOU DONT LIKE THEM GOT IT JB FANS ARE SO SICK AND TIRED OF UR SHIT ON BEING MEAN TO ARE BOYS NOTHING YOU SAY OR DO WILL EVER STOP JB BEING THE JONAS BROTHERS THEY HAVE TRUE FANS OUT THERE AND THAT WHAT MATTER TO THEM BTW THE JOE HATTER AND KEVIN HATTERS OR NICK HATTERS IF U SAY UR A FAN YOUR NOT A TRUE FAN TRUE FAN LOVE ALL 4 OF THE JONAS BROTHERS NOT JUST SOME

  • Uhm okay!
    Guide to Commenting?
    “So you’ll save yourself a great deal of embarrassment”
    Wtf!
    Whoever wrote this is just embarrassing themselves by being a dumb bitchy retarted slut who knows nothing(:

  • Who cares who broke up with who. Frankly every person on this page needs to get a freaking life. I mean seriously you guys are getting bent because someone is hating on the jonas brothers. Give me strength. You are all freakin ridiculous and need to wake up from you wet dreams of being jo bros #1. They are just another freaking boy band who will come and go just as the rest have. In 5 years you will all be so embarassed that you even listed to any of them. Trust me been there done that. I mean come on the fact that anyone over the age of 20 will agree that they suck should tell you something. I know all you little kids will say oh no they won’t they do not. They will be around forever. Well thats what all the little girls used to say about the new kids on the block, the backstreet boys, n sync, and so on and so on and so on. Wet dreams over girls time to reach puberty.

  • Whoever worte this is A Fuking Bitch So what i f Joe broke up with Taylor Swift, She deserved it.

  • Whoever wrote this, die in taylor swift’s clit you fucking bitch.
    if I saw you, I would let my period blood drip all over your fat ugly ass rolls you horse raper.
    Fuck you.
    And eat country trash twat.

    Okay I’m calm now.
    i love Taylor swift.
    i love Joe Jonas.
    Get the fuck off of Joe’s back.
    old news. taylor is a pretty girl. She needs to find someone else and stop being so damned hooked on one guy.
    she should know better! isn’t it she who writes songs about this kind of thing all the time?
    it’s actually called being bitchy. I like camilla more because she is calmer and more mature. And more private too.
    I love camilla belle infact.
    Taylor I love you girl. I really do. But quit acting like a desperate bitch, and be the real country singer I began to like a lot.
    If this is who you really are,ou have lost your touch with me.

  • Such perverted words! :Gasp:
    My feelings:
    Joe and Taylor split over the phone. Not the best way to go, but I bet the guy probably doesn’t like confrontation (what guy does?).
    I think the JoBros are amazing.
    I think Taylor Swift is amazing.
    And as jealous as I was, I liked Joe and Taylor together.
    But, they broke up. And that happens.
    What I don’t like is that the boys do what they can to keep their relationships mum, but the breakups are global. I’m like, so much for that!
    However, Joe has a fairly decent taste in girls, like Taylor and Demi (He likes her, I can just tell).
    Then he started dating Camilla Belle.
    It could just be me, but I don’t like them together. Something about Camilla Belle annoys me, besides the eyebrows and the age difference. I think she’s gonna end up cheating on him with the beautiful Edward Cullen, Robert Pattinson.
    Oh, and apparently, Nick liked Camilla. So, assuming bros talk about girls as much as sisters talk about boys, that was unfair of Joe to do.
    And Nick might retaliate by dating Demi (actually scratch that, I don’t think that Demi would do that to Selena).

    All and All: I don’t think Joe cheated on Taylor.
    I think both Joe and Taylor could have handled their relationship’s end better.
    And Camilla is not cool. I don’t like her.
    But then again, I’m not famous, or a part of their lives, so this whole problem is theirs to fix.

  • bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah THIS ISNT GOSSIP! THIS IS YOU BEING A LESBO LOVING TAYLOR SWIFT WAAAAAAAAY TO MUCH!

  • WOW GET A FRIKIN LIFE WHOEVER WROTE THIS. SERIOUSLY IF YOU HAVENT TALKED TO HIM FACE TO FACE THEN SHUT YOUR MOUTH YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO TREAT JOE LIKE THAT.!