Today's Evil Beet Gossip

Just Because

Here’s Audrina Patridge, in a bikini, filming scenes for The Hills.

What’s that?

You want close-ups of her tits and stomach and bikini line so you can compare and/or masturbate to them?

In the thumbnails, kids. In the thumbnails.

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  • She obviously has a great body and is in terrific shape, but her boobs are really weird-looking. She could do with a better fitting top. Hike those babies, up. And try to do something about that massive gap between them. A better surgeon, maybe?

    Oh, and why is she famous?

  • TSS, I would imagine that it would be more embarrassing to KNOW when those pics came out than to NOT KNOW when they came out

    true/false?

  • Woah, TSS, it is REALLY SCARY that you knew that.

    The photo agency has them marked as being from today.

    So, yeah, you’re definitely the tragic one here.

  • @ FatLisa

    False…

    I just remember a hot girl being in a black and purple bikini so I googled it and that site came up. The date that it was posted is placed above the article so it was easy to infer.

    Silly little fat girl….

  • @ Evil Beet

    Yeah… I feel “tragic” that I remember a body like that.

    Good God help me Lord Jesus…Erase this hedonistic image from my head and replace it with a hanging Proposition 8 sign on Michael Phelps’ pee pee…..

    Helpful Hint: The Reverse Psychology thingy is really really fun when you’re bored (i.e….I did it yesterday on a Harry Potter peen video you posted ) but it doesn’t work so well on dumb asses like me….

    Besides, I dated a girl that looks a lot like Audrina…what can I say, the sex was memorable….

  • hahahahhahahah I am far from fat. That’s hilarious. Calling a thin person fat isn’t going to make them all upset, TSS. but good try, I guess.

    I wonder why you think I am fat? Cuz I said that knowing when the pics came out was embarrassing? I didn’t say anything about Audrina.. even though I think she has a very awesome body, very toned. Her boobs may be a little weird, but they’re still pretty impressive.

    dude, it’s cool if you are obsessed with the Hills girls. Just you know, own up. Its weird that you think anyone SHOULD know when these pics came from. Like, it’s not a picture of her going to vote in said bikini, and Beet is all “THIS WAS TODAY!!!!” and everyone is like “Uh, no, obviously those are from last week.” Bikini does not equal context.

  • @TSS You’re a mean mofo aren’t ya?… it’s kinda fun.

    Do you like to tease the girls you like the most… like in Kindergarten.. when the little boys do it and then chase the girls around the playground… because they’re still developing social skills…

    Too cute! : )

  • I remember when these pics came out, they were in one of the gossip mags about celebrity hot bodies. other gossip blogs posted them.