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Criss Angel And Holly Madison Break Speed Record For Overexposure

Welcome to your new Bennifer only waaaay less famous.  Bargain Basement Bennifer.  Criss Angel and Holly Madison appeared last night at the Bull Rider’s Night at LAX Nightclub hosted by Jewel and her very unattractive husband Ty Murray.  I think Beet and I should just get some template posts saved because Criss and Holly will be appearing everywhere wearing coordinating clothes and tonguing each other for the paps.  I don’t know what these two have even done to propel themselves to the dizzying heights of Z-list fame .  I admit to not following Criss Angel too closely, but doesn’t he stand on city sidewalks and like, spontaneously exhibit stigmata and shit like that?  And Holly fucked Hef which makes her um…a peroxide honey with some implants and a dream. 

This is your textbook crash and burn.  Sure it’s all good now with his hickied (hickeyed?) neck and her calloused knees but I predict they will be full-on for six months or less and end badly.  And before you all start with your “why so negative?” campaign, here is some optimism:  I predict fellow Playmate Kendra Wilkinson’s upcoming marriage will last two years.  So there.

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  • I love you Wendie, you said it so perfectly!! Dollar on the 2 years!!!
    @censorthis: You seem to hate this site anyways, move on friend.

  • Why hasn’t there been a formal investigation launched into the criss angel photo/nostril situation?

  • Holly is really beautiful, especially when she isn’t caked with make up. Criss is gross; she can find someone much better.

  • They seem to be the next, I hate to say it, the next “Heidi & Spencer”. And how my rage disorder kicks in when I see that slimy couple online. It seems these girls were dying to get out of that “Hef Girlfriend” contract as fast as they could…Who is Bridgette seeing? My money is on Holly getting pregnant before Kendra.

  • Criss Angel is awesome, his show is pretty kick-ass and if you watched I think you’d probably have a higher opinion of him. He is not that much of a tool. It’s cool to see Holly without her makeup too…

  • She looks busted, he has a hickey on his neck…show of hands, please, for everyone who stopped having hickeys at, oh, I don;t know, age SEVENTEEN??

    Seriously, she looks like she hasn’t slept for 48 hours and can’t remember where she put her creme rinse. And Criss Angel is a media marvel and should write a book on his fame spiral entitled: “From Cool to Tool; My Personal Journey From Mysterious Sexy Aloof Magician To Case Study In Douchebaggery.”

  • I am beyond tired of seeing these two. They are all over the internet. It’s like they are trying too hard to tell the world they are a couple. Maybe it’s because his show is getting terrible reviews and if he were to be seen with Holly that would get everyone’s focus off of his show. I can’t see this relationship lasting long term.

  • They’re both fucking ugly and have no talent, they’re prefect for each other.

    And i don’t even think Kendra (who i also think is fucking ugly, has no talent, and is dumb as fuck) will last long with her h2b either.. Maybe a year, but that will be it.. Im sure..

  • It is more than a joke, the goober is STILL married, and making no bones about it, nor trying to move forward with his divorce from his kitty kitty numero uno. He is a user, my GOD, look at him in the past photos, he has to break his neck to fit in the pics, ex. Paris, lohan, uses, Brit list just goes on, BUT, does he really think this fake boobed ovary waiting sperm huntin whore bag is going to get him to fame to the rise of Elvis? NOTTAA!A! He is heading back to the streets of good old Bronx, one hit wonder, criss who? A man who was rising to the top but let it all go to his head, I cannot find ONE interview that he does glorify himself to the point I cannot like him anymore. I once was a huge fan, now he just makes me sick. HUMILTY is the key to people liking you best, and he aint got it….GOD knows she dont,,,but prediction here: SHE will attempt a trap, perhaps NEVER known, HE will say we departed BUT were STILL VERY good friends to save face ….she will go on and do what all naked women do, run a buisness for …..women who want to exploit their bodies for money…. End of a ridiculous facade of a relationship and we can all move on and not see their stupid azz on the internet or be commenting on sites about them haha. PEACE ……

    • you guys are all full of shit. what the fuck is wrong with you Katrina you got some anger issues. why you hating on them so bad, seriously. what have they ever done to you, you dont have to look at theri pics if you dont want to.Chris Angels is fucking bad, he is a great magician and i loved his show, i also think he is handsome. Holly seems like a cool chick and shes very pretty. so what they happy they found love, who cares if it temporary. you guys need to quit drinking hatorate.

  • EWWWWWW HOW CAN CRISS TOUCH THAT SKANK WHORE. HOW HARD UP IS HE. DOESNT HE KNOW SHE HAS BEEN SUCKING THE BALLS OF AN 82 YEAR OLD MAN AND CALLING HIM GRANDPA

    CRISS SHOULD KEEP THIS A SECRET THAT HE IS WITH HER. IT IS NOT SOMETHING TO BE PROUD OF. HE SHOULD KEEP THIS SKANK BEHIND A CLOSE DOOR AND NEVER ADMIT ADMIT HE STUCK HIS DICK IN THIS PIECE OF TRASH.

    I AM SO GROSSED OUT FOR CRISS.

  • How gross is Holly Maidson She was suckig on Hef’s pipe for years and showing her vagina to everybody. And you want this trash Criss?

  • NOBODY likes Criss Angel anymore Since he started dating Holly Madison who is a skank whore bimbo we now see the real Criss Angel. If he likes this type of whore then we don’t LIKE CRISS ANGEL.

  • well first off she is defiantly not ugly shes alot prettier then some of the people I know including myself so! I actually didn’t like her because I heard some things but since shes been with him he seems happier and smiling more then before when he wasn’t happy or smiling at all so if hes happy I’m happy and I think they look cute together! I hope maybe it will last a long time!

  • HOLLY GET LOST. YOU ARE A SKANK WHORE WHO IS NOTHING MORE THEN JUST AN ADVERTISEMENT FOR VAGINIA’S. GO FIND ANOTHER POPPY’S PENIS TO SUCK ON. YOU ARE TRASH TRASH TRASH.

  • LOSER HOLLY HO IS IN LAS ANGELS NOW WORKING ON MAKING CHOCOLATE MOLDS OF HER FAKE PLASTIC TITS FOR CRISS ANGEL. WHAT A TALENT THIS WHORE IS.

  • Pretty in a made-up fake way. Saw photos of her from years past; she’s had a bunch of plastic surgery, check it out. He’s still married, so wouldn’t that make him an adulterer [and cheater]??? I don’t hear about him running to the divorce court lawyer anytime soon. Hmmm….maybe he’s Catholic and doesn’t want to be excommunicated from the church [they don’t believe in divorce, do they?], so that makes him a good Catholic boy, eh. Better to just ignore one’s wedding vows in the first place, I guess…[just joking, and trying to be ironic]. You know, it’s one thing to sleep with a man 56 years older than oneself and also to make a chocolate mold of your vagina for him [he loves me for my p*ssy, but not my mind], but when ya tell the world about it, isn’t that just plain skaaaaaaaaanky??????????!

  • Criss Angel RUN get away from Holly Ho. Everybody is making fun of you that you are dating the trash of a plastic whore who was sucking on the balls of an 82 year old man.

    RUN CRISS RUN.

  • NEED A BREAK FROM ALL OF THIS CRISS ANGEL?COME ON OVER TO MY HOUSE AND FIND PRIVACY THERE!BRING HOLLY ALONG,WE CAN ALL ENJOY CHRISTMAS HERE FOR REAL AT MY PLACE, I GET TIRED OF TELLING YOU I AM NOT THE JEALOUSE KIND. WE ARE SECRET LOVER AFTER ALL NOT PUBLIC ONES,OK. AND BESIDES IM GOING TO A WEDDING THIS CHRISTMAS AND YOU CAN COME TOO,IT WILL BE COOL TOO. YOU JUST LOVE WEDDINGS TOO,I HEARD YOU WERE AT ON ON THE 13 OF NOVEMBER,2008!IT WAS COOL WASNT IT. WELL MERRY CRISMAS AND TRY TO COME ALRIGHT. YOU TALK TO ME IN THOUGHT SO YOU WILL KNOW THIS NAME. THANKS SO MUCH FOR THAT RECEDNT HICKEY ,BUT IT WAS TOO LIGHT,WENT AWAY TOO SOON. I WANT YOU LIKE YOU WANT ME!

  • Ugh…of all the women he can have, he picks this tired, used up, piece of trash? I used to think Criss Angel was cool but now I’ve lost all my respect for him.

  • I agree with everyone. I use to be a fan of Criss’ and now the more I see and read about him, the more I think he got too big for his own Greek head. When he first hit the media, I thought he was such a talented and humble person from Long Island, but now it’s clear that he is nothing more than a self absored “gone hollywood” show-off. I think his quick unexpected fame got to him too quickly and if you all notice, every pic of him is pretty much the same, head and chin up as if he’s telling the world “Hey, I’m the shit”……..Oh and dating Holly Ho, good luck, I’m sure she’ll empy out your pockets faster than you can say MINDFREAK!!!

  • OMG HOLLY HO MADISON IS SUCH A WHORE. HOW COULD CRISS FLAUNTED HER LIKE SHE IS A PRIZE. I JUST SAW PICS OF HER SHOWING OFF HER ASS. SHE IS TRASH.

    I COULD NEVER LOOK AT MR ANGEL NOW KNOWING HE ENJOYED BANGING THIS USED UP HO.

  • Criss is cool. Saw him in Vegas twice. Very nice guy. So Holly was just another one of his frogs he’s gotta kiss before he finds his princess. I can’t stand her, but can you blame him? It’s not like it was sssooo serious. Hasn’t anyone ever dated anyone on this site?

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