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Long Time No See

Monica Lewinsky tries to hide from photogs as she walks in Malibu with her boyfriend.

Can you even imagine being Monica Lewinsky’s boyfriend?

If I were his friend, I’d be, like, sending him regular thank-you notes for the lifetime of shit I get to give him now.

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  • I think it’s time we leave the poor girl alone. Hasn’t she paid enough dues yet? I’m glad she has a boyfriend.

  • @ Judy – Yeah, I guess it is time we left her alone. But the truth of the matter is, that was the Blow Job Heard ‘Round the World.
    When your name becomes synonymous with a sex act, you are pretty much stuck with that notoriety for life.

  • monica lewinsky got a bad rap by giving blowjobs to the idiot bill clinton. the fact is, most women on this planet would have given the ugly fucker a blow job and you know it. that’s what power is all about. just like the women who whore themselves out for fame or marry ugly assed guys for money. it’s all a financial arrangement. bill clinton should be the one hiding his fucking head in shame instead of monica. i mean, come on, he had to be a shitty fucking lay based on doing shit a teenager would do, like using a cigar as a dildo. i feel for the blowjob queen myself.

  • When you blow the married president inside the Oval Office and then tell on him, you deserve all the laughs and humiliation coming at you for the rest of your existence. I’m sorry, it sucks. But she should have thought about it before hand.

    • A hundred thousand civilians , what the hell have you been smoking ,a used cigar. It was Obama that was going to get the troops out of the Mid-East. When he took office there was 9000 troops in Afghan with total control. Now there are over 60,000 troops ,Gitmo is still open , the deficit is three times what he started with ,,we have Drones killing civilians including American citizens. Obama even makes Bush and Carter look like geniuses. Kindest Regards Zulu2

  • Yes, Censorthis is the sort of idiot that would be critical of Clinton for getting a blow job but fully support Bush who is responsible for the murder of a couple hundred thousand civilians.

  • soooooo, anywayyyyyy. back to the pocketbook…

    AKA diaper bag (lol foxyroxy, u nailed that one). Didn’t she have a “career” as a handbag designer??? WTF is up with that???

    Is that bag from her “Trailor Park” collection?

  • She actually looks pretty good. And didn’t she get a Master’s in Psychology from the London School of Economics? Whatever foolish
    mistakes she made in her early twenties, she’s not stupid.

  • re; donkeypunch

    you’ve got it wrong. i’m only critical of his technique. now if he’d had her on the desk bangin’ the shit out of her, i would have been behind him 100%. as it turned out, he just looked like a weird, big nosed old pussy when it all came out. as far as bush, i didn’t vote for him either time, but i do support my country, good or bad. something a shriveled nut old closet gay suckin’ dick in a bathroom stall guy like you probably wouldn’t understand. whatever. i heart you unconditionally. go mount a mountie. pussy.

  • Beet, I don’t know but this comment doesn’t sound totally like you. You usually give shit to people who deserve it. She was a dumb young girl at the time who made a mistake. It was Clinton who was the supposed adult and person in a position of authority. She may have been of legal age but she was still a dumb young girl who followed her emotions. Lots of us have made mistakes that we regret when we’re older; not all of us have our mistakes preseved for posterity. She’s graduated from college and is a grown-up now. She has been through enough. Let her alone.

  • ohhhh Monica

    I would probably blow Clinton. But not be a tattle-tale. That’s just me.

    And although I’m sure Mon has come a long way…. could you imagine if your friend was her boyfriend? I mean…. that would just be so damn hilarious. It just WOULD. she played such an odd role in our history. He must get so much shit.

  • Maybe they wouldn’t have spotted her if her bra wasn’t shining out from under her shirt like a headlight

  • She was a young girl who had bad judgement.
    He was The President of the United States,
    married, with a young daughter.
    No contest.