Nov 05, 2008 at 09:29 am by Wendie

I would seriously have ED right now.  Steve Guttenberg naked and running.  My retinas are permanently scarred by the images. NSFW.

39 Responses to “If I Was A Man”

  1. Deon075 says:

    um.. wow is this like another Britney Spears? Just completely loost it. its like he had know idea that he had no pants on….

  2. sunnymom says:

    Holy crap what was that??? He actually has a look of shock on his face when he is asked about his pants like he did not realize he was nekkid. How do you go out and not realize the extra breeze!!!!! I need therapy

  3. lau_ren says:

    that can’t be comfortable

  4. melissa says:

    gross

  5. Mamie says:

    totally speechless. wtf???????????????

  6. kinkykawaii says:

    How is this not public indesency?

    What the Hell…

  7. Megnolia says:

    i’m at a loss for words.

  8. slouchy says:

    That’s one way to revive a sagging career. (snigger)

  9. Melissa says:

    we live in a world full of wackos and this video attests to that fact

  10. Caz2 says:

    Haha, I love his lack of an answer when asked about his pants.

  11. BettyCrockerPunkRocker says:

    LOVE the looks on the faces of the two pedestrians as he passes them, and how they stare after him. GUFFAW!

    Ah, New Yorkers. No one says a word. Beautiful.

  12. Lee says:

    Um…shouldn’t someone…be making sure he is OK?

    Because I kind of think there might be something amiss with old Steve.

  13. Caz2 says:

    Lee, I have to agree with you, like a sort of “the writing is on the wall” video? I was going to express my concern in my previous comment, but I have no idea who the guy is, and so didn’t know if he was always a bit…odd.

  14. Jebbica says:

    This is a joke, right? This has to be staged for entertainment.

  15. Indigo says:

    I hope it’s a joke. My image of Steve in Three Men And A Baby is forever tarnished *sigh*.

  16. rayne says:

    joke or not, i cannot stop laughing.

  17. Mary E says:

    I truly don’t understand this.
    Why, Steve, why?

  18. Tabs says:

    it must be very uncomfortable jiggling every where!! ugh!!

  19. Steve Johnson says:

    Guys named Steve get to run pants-less, period. It is written paragraph 12 page 13 subset D of the Genenva convention.

  20. Beet Czar says:

    Damn! I think he was so fucked up, he didn’t realize that he didn’t have shorts on.

  21. jennatar says:

    Oh my Christ, it’s staged. Staged. Like, he’s been in on the joke for a while now.

    P.S. Why is the entire entry in blockquotes?

  22. God Praise Evil Beet says:

    Its a publicity stunt totally. Cops would have been all over that shit, especially if he does it every morning which is what the guy said in the vid.

  23. suthunbelle says:

    Who is he??????????????? I do not get it…at all.

  24. str says:

    “stay happy” lol
    it’s GOTTA be staged

  25. keevy06 says:

    First; Has got to be staged.

    Second; AWESOME! Washed up celebs can get away with anything!

    Third; He mentioned he is filming something? A new thriller film? A genius ploy to draw attention to himself to promote his new film? Ah ha!

  26. Lynn says:

    That has got to be one of the stupidest, staged, pitiful crys for attention I’ve ever seen.

    what a douche.

  27. Eloise says:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  28. Coral says:

    i can’t bring myself to watch this…i have enough horrible images in my brain already, i don’t need to add naked guttenberg to them.

  29. DanTheMan says:

    Seemed pretty obvious it was staged to me. He just happened to stop near them on his way there and back.

  30. Melady says:

    It was staged, nobody stops to pant and gasp occasionally when they’re jogging through the park. But I also think it’s a ringer, not the real Gutenberg. He may be on the D list now but he wouldn’t be looking for indecent exposure violations. That’s a career-killer kinda thing. Cheesh.

  31. Lynn says:

    ROFLMAO….Wowwwww. Somebody get Britney Spears’ father on the phone…looks like he’s needed here too. This is so weird. Why hasn’t it been on TMZ with more info?

  32. Screech says:

    DUH!!!! Of COURSE it is staged people!!!!

    Still, I just threw up a little in my mouth…

  33. tykester30 says:

    It wasn’t THAT bad guys. Hell, I wouldn’t mind seeing the unedited version…..

  34. Annika says:

    Hahahahaha

    “I’m just out for a run”
    “Where are your pants though?”
    *Looks down at his own naked junk in amazement*
    “Well I gotta get goin!”

    Hahaha oh my god CRAZY PEOPLE!!!! what the hell, seriously!?!?

  35. Belinda says:

    All right already! It may be staged BUT he wore a string, folks! If you look closely, you can see it in the first seconds of the video.

    Sad, so sad, those paps trying to get some footage of a naked celeb!

    Keep your pants on, y’all! ;))))

  36. versacee says:

    boring

  37. Hannah says:

    i think its a publicity stunt and a reference to his 1983 movie “the man who wasn’t there” I think there is a scene in the movie where he ends up with a shirt and no pants.

  38. d.i. says:

    this should be titled “if i *were* a man.” that’s annoying.

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