Nov 03, 2008 at 02:02 am by Evil Beet

On Sunday, Ryan Reynolds completed the New York City Marathon in 3 hours, 50 minutes and 22 seconds, a perfectly respectable time for a virgin marathoner. He competed to raise money for the Michael J. Fox Foundation, inspired by his father’s own battle with Parkinsons.

“When I saw Michael J. Fox on Fifth Avenue, I gained about 15 pounds in goose bumps. It kind of pushed me through the last six miles or so,” he said.

Stop doing shit like this, Ryan, or else I’ll have to stop hating you, and I’m just not sure either of us is really ready for that.

4 Responses to “Very Impressive, Mr. Reynolds”

  1. Shan says:

    I want to have his babies…

  2. Whatever says:

    He didn’t cheat like that fraud katie holmes did.

  3. Chuck says:

    Wow, that’s an impressive time. Good for him.

  4. ashs says:

    So glad to see his muscles again…I’m waiting for the divorce, cuz I’m in love with this man…

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