Today's Evil Beet Gossip

I’d Hit It.

The Today Show gang appeared in their Halloween best on Friday’s show.  Seeing Matt Lauer dressed as Humpty Dumpty is disarming and disturbing.  If Meredith Viera took a couple centimeters off that nose she’d look just like Samantha Ronson.  Kathie Lee Gifford licking her co-host?  It’s almost too easy.  But forget all that; My inner adolescent is completely fixated on Al Roker’s bottom button.  Cannot.  Look.  Away.

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  • Hah! That’s the first place I looked at too. It’s irresistable–it draws your eyes to it like a round blue magnet. That and Merediths’s wrinkly wood-arms. But Al’s button is nicer.

  • Kathie Lee Gifford licking her co-host. I would much rather contemplate Kathie Lee Gifford licking my balls. Yeah, baby!!!

  • @cj

    hah…wrinkly wood-arms! classic!

    @kathie lee

    i thought you went away. please go away again and don’t come back. thanks!

  • Beet: As you are with your obsession with Michael Phelps, so I am over that sexy, annoying, raunchy, fifty-five year old Milf, Kathie Lee Gifford. She still has the tits and ass and legs of a thirty year old (plus the naughtiest smile and laugh, ever.) In addition, she is a non-stop fountain of sexual comments, innuendos and stories. I love to imagine what she looks like completely naked while she is lying on her back squealing in mid-orgasm with her bare feet sticking up in the air and with her toes curled.