Barbara Streisand Wants Your Ass to Vote
Oct 30, 2008 at 12:50 pm by Evil Beet

Everybody’s getting in on the voting action!

Up now: a non-partisan ad from Barbara Streisand, urging women to make it to the polls.

Thanks Babs!

Baby Gymnastics: Is This Shiz for Real?
Oct 30, 2008 at 12:38 pm by Evil Beet

In the absence of actual celebrity gossip in the week preceding, well, arguably the most important Presidential election in American history, the Internet is all abuzz over this viral video of a man swinging a small baby around a room. In fairness, the baby doesn’t seem much to mind. Is this real? Or CGI-style?

Governor Schwarzenegger Says VOTE NO on PROP 8!
Oct 30, 2008 at 12:33 pm by Evil Beet

The Republican governor released his positions on the California propositions today, and he wants California voters to VOTE NO ON PROP 8.

TERMINATE PROP 8, YO!

Ewwwwwwwwww!
Oct 30, 2008 at 10:16 am by Evil Beet

Could John Mayer’s facial hair look any more pubic?

Ewwwwwww I think not.

Ew I’m so grossed out by him at this event. I would not let that face anywhere near my vagina. His face-pubes probably have crabs. And I am usually not one to make the you’re-so-slutty-you-must-have-STDs jokes, but ewwwwwwwwwww. He’s so diseased-looking here. Like he’s gonna walk off the red carpet and out to the corner to find a $3 crack whore to suck him off.

Actually, he won’t have to leave the building; Ryan Starr was at the event, too.

In Case You Missed It
Oct 30, 2008 at 10:15 am by Evil Beet

Check out Barack Obama on The Daily Show.

Um … is he sitting in front of a blue-screen or did they really find him a spot in Ft. Lauderdale with a bunch of old-fashioned books and a U.S. flag? It looks ridiculous either way.

Your Daily Paris
Oct 30, 2008 at 10:15 am by Evil Beet

Miz Hilton’s still in London, still out every night, and still posing for photographers.

I actually think this is a cute look.