The show averaged around 14M viewers on Saturday night — and 17M in its first half-hour — making it the most-watched episode of SNL in fourteen years. The last time the show performed that well was in March 1994, when Nancy Kerrigan hosted.

And I’m by no means suggesting that anyone should beat Sarah Palin with a lead pipe, but, honestly, Tonya, where are you when we need you?

If you missed Sarah on the show, we’ve got the clips here.

Yeah, that’s right: Beverly Hills Chihuahua. See? I know a good movie when I see one. You people will never doubt me again.

With a take of $11.2M, it came in #2 this weekend to Mark Wahlberg’s Max Payne, and just barely beat out another small, fuzzy, squeaky creature for the second-place slot: the perpetually pre-pubescent Dakota Fanning and her Secret Life of Bees earned just $100K less.

In the fourth-place slot was the much-hyped W., which only brought in $10.6M in its opening weekend, perhaps because Americans don’t really need anyone else pointing out to them right now just how bad they fucked up.

I know Lisa Rinna has naturally full lips. But even the most steadfast believers must admit that she had a recent run-in with Restalyne. Not even wearing wings or having a spot on her ass can distract from the tragedy that is her mouth. Flounder Face joined Selena Gomez and Kristin Chenoweth today at the Pixie Premiere of Tinker Bell in Hollywood.

 Liv Tyler, Marilyn Manson and others appeared at the Spike TV’s 2008 Scream Awards at the Greek Theater in Los Angeles last night. 

I have fear issues regarding Liv Tyler.  She has the same fleshy lips as this girl who used to threaten my life on a daily basis when I was in junior high.  I’d see her in the hallway and say “hi”; she’d reply “fuck off.”  She hung me on the coat hook in my locker once.  I eventually extended an olive branch and offered her my extra ticket to Belinda Carlisle and she offered to snap my neck.  And that, my friends, is obviously why I’m terrified of Liv Tyler.

 

Republican and former US Secretary of State under President George W. Bush has endorsed Democratic presidential nominee Barack Obama.  In a nutshell, he thinks John McCain is a bit unsure how to handle some challenges and Sarah Palin isn’t ready to be president.  The full clip of Powell as he appeared on Meet the Press this morning.  Thoughts?

Christopher Knight and Adrianne Curry went to the Blush Nightclub 1 Year Anniversary party at WYNN Las Vegas last night.  I’m shocked that these two are still married.  Weren’t they on Dr. Phil begging for a relationship rescue because Chris kept calling Adrianne the c word?  I guess they were able to work it out.  She still has big kneecaps though.  Random, I know. 

Also, doesn’t Mena Suvari look sweet with her fiance?  He looks like my first boyfriend…who was 12.