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Ewwwwwwwwww!

Could John Mayer’s facial hair look any more pubic?

Ewwwwwww I think not.

Ew I’m so grossed out by him at this event. I would not let that face anywhere near my vagina. His face-pubes probably have crabs. And I am usually not one to make the you’re-so-slutty-you-must-have-STDs jokes, but ewwwwwwwwwww. He’s so diseased-looking here. Like he’s gonna walk off the red carpet and out to the corner to find a $3 crack whore to suck him off.

Actually, he won’t have to leave the building; Ryan Starr was at the event, too.

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  • This post didn’t totally sound like you, Beet. Just a little yucky in itself. You always say really rude stuff but the artful way in which you word it is what makes you so funny and clever and brings out how intelligent you are. I think you failed a little here. But it’s only one post.

  • Well, maybe Beet said “ewww” an awful lot, but can you blame her? Jesus, the guy just personifies the word – is ewww a word? Well, he personifies it, espECIAlly in these facial-pubes pictures here. He and Anniston are SUCH a perfect couple. I wish the two of them the best of relationship luck. Ewww. Both of them.

  • Nice fucking jogging pants douche bag! When the hell did Red Carpet = throw on what ever doesn’t smell like dog piss? John Mayer is a Fucktard, Evil Beet however is my soul mate!!!

  • Wow. If Beet wouldn’t let him near her vagina then he must be super nasty. I thought basically the entire male population had a golden ticket into the depths of her womanhood.

  • I mean, just put your hands over all the rest of his face on your computer screen so only his beady eyes show. Tell me those aren’t the eyes of a natural-born skeezer. Forget the face-pubes, it’s all about the eyes. He’s such a man-whore, and he KNOWS this and is very cool with it, which makes him all the more unappealling.

  • He must have a hugmongo cock, cuz he’s FUG always, not just here. He looks middle-eastern scuzzie….greasy….gross! I wish Jen A. thought more of herself. I like the Brit she was linked with…whatz his name…3000? Gerard Butler…very sexy!

  • Yeah, he’s been looking horrible lately. And his attitude has been so…like, down and depressing lately, I’m not sure where the cool guy he used to be went.

  • Beet, I added an email this time, so do you think you could approve my computer now so it doesn’t say “your comment is awaiting moderation” every time? Thanks.

  • LOL!

    I’ve never thought this man was remotely attractive. This picture of him just reaffirms my opinion.

  • From what I’ve read…Aniston is in love with his cock…She was quoted saying something like it was the best sex she has had….
    I dunno I think she’s gone a bit strange…