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331Selena Gomez Is Movin’ on Up!

In their rushed efforts to create a new Miley Cyrus before the original’s sex tape leaks, Disney appears to have greenlit a Wizards of Waverly Place film, which will throw relative newcomer Selena Gomez onto the big screen and deeper into the hearts of pre-teen America.

Selena also continues to hawk her Shia LaBeouf crush, repeating her request that he make an appearance on her show. “I’m, like, begging, but it’s not happening. I know I’m a nerd! Please, Shia, come on my show!”

Wonder what Nick Jonas thinks of all this nonsense. He’s probably too busy worrying about his big-screen debut, co-starring a flatulent dog. OMG! COULD WE GET MILEY CYRUS TO PLAY THE DOG???? That would be so awesome.

October 29, 2008 at 10:59 pm by Evil Beet
Filed Under: Selena Gomez

331 Responses to “Selena Gomez Is Movin’ on Up!”

  1. protecter says:

    you guys are just so sick and perverted. get a life and stop dreaming you would never get your hands on selena and i could make sure of that

  2. sickest says:

    Hi! Im ’10′ year old & I fuck every bitch. Im going to put a big bambu stick inside Selena’s asshole. Then I will call all my scoolmates & then we will gangrape her for whole week.

  3. Jomar says:

    ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh my god

  4. Anonymous says:

    Let me fuck u or i will sue u

  5. Anonymous says:

    anyone be willing to participate in the Cum on Selena Gomez face party, anyone who wants to comes down and busts a nut all over that little sluts face until shes drained everyones balls.

  6. some guy says:

    id put my lusty 17 inch cock in her tight asshole and cum until it comes out her mouth

  7. dickspitz says:

    I wonder how many loads my balls could squirt on this hot sluts face and up her shithole everyday. She would make a fine test subject for my raging hard prick!

  8. Cumonyou says:

    I serously want to shove my cock in her mouth and make her gag on my cock. I’d fuck that tight pussy as hard as I can. Hopefully Emily osment will join.

    • up says:

      You have the classiest name I’ve ever heard. May I join?

    • Selenagomezissexyasfuck says:

      I want selena gomez to sit on my face so i can lick her pussy and asshole and she can have diarrhea in my mouth and savor the flavor of her poop juice and lick her asshole clean. then i will shove my whole head up her pussy and crawl inside her body and stay in there for 24 hours in her sweet young body

      • Selenagomezissofuckinhot says:

        oh my god, stop! your comment made me throw up in my mouth. i wanna lick her pussy and asshole too but keep it…clean and bearable…please lol

    • Selenagomezissofuckinhot says:

      I want to shove my huge monster cock down my throat she chokes on it throws up and force her to suck it. then i will shove it up her ass and spank her very hard her ass turns red and finger her very hard, too and eat her pussy til she squirts.

  9. sickest says:

    I think there should be a monthly event in which anyone can fuck Selena. And anyone who fucks harder and longer should be the winner. Im 10 so i can definitely fuck longer, ill hav to work harder to fuck harder.

    • cumonselena says:

      I agree. here’s what i would do. i would go to selena gomez’s house and as soon as she opens the front door, i will slam her against the wall with full force and makeout with her very passionately. then we will continue making out on the couch with her sitting on my lap. i will kiss her neck and slowly rip her shirt off and suck her perky tits. then i will lay her down and kiss her down her stomach and finger her and eat her out through her tight shorts. i will then unbutton her shorts and pull them off her and eat her out like im licking an ice cream cone. i will eat her out so hard she cums in my mouth. then i will kiss her on the lips so she can see what her own pussy tastes like. then she will suck my 11 inch cock so hard with her perfect ass lips and jizz all over her cute fucking face. then i will enter her pussy roughly and fuck her at full speed and make her scream so loud. then i will pick her up and fuck her in mid air while standing up since she’s so fucking tiny. after a couple of hours of rough fucking, i will finally pull out of her and cum all over her ass and we will pass out on the couch. then the next morning, we will take a shower together and fuck her twice as hard

      • selena gomez lover says:

        hey she’s just a woman. that’s very disrespectful! you should admire her beauty not her vagina! women aren’t just for sex, we are human being like you men! get this through you fucking head

  10. selenaaddict says:

    yeah! I THINK SELENA IS HOT….. UUUUGGHHHH!!!! I WANNA STICK MY 9 1/2 INCH DICK TO SELENA’S TIGHT VIRGIN PUSSY AND MAKE HER PREGNANT

    • Selenagomezissexy says:

      i want to cum all over selena gomez’s face and pussy

    • Fuckyeahselenagomez says:

      I want to fuck the fucking hell out of selena gomez. i want her to suck my cock with her perfect pink cock sucking lips until i cum in her mouth. i want her to look up at me with her innocent cute eyes while she swallows my cum. then i will eat the fucking hell out of her sweet pink pussy and also finger her very fucking hard so hard she bleeds and squirts. i will then suck her blood and cum off my fingers and finger her asshole. then she will sit on my dick and ride it fuckin hard so hard the bed cracks through the floor. after that, i wil bend her over and fuck the shit out of her ass. i will anal sex her so hard she screams with pleasure and spank her ass so hard it turns red. after about 2 hours of hard fucking, i will jizz all over her cute face and boobs and fall asleep with me laying on her back with my dick between her asscheeks. when we wake up in the morning, we will do it again and fuck her all day and cum inside her pussy so she gets pregnant. i would make her have a lot of cute babies and when they get older, i would fuck the hell out of them :)

    • cumonselena says:

      Selena gomez is so fucking hot. i want to fuck her so bad. i want to thrust in and out of her sweet mouth and i bet she will enjoy every inch in her mouth. i will keep mouthfucking her until i pull out and jizz all over her fucking cute face. then i will spread her legs open with her knees resting on my shoulders and hump her pussy at full speed and make her scream while feeling my cock head hitting her cervix repeatedly. then i will lift her up since she’s so fucking tiny and fuck her in mid air. i will thrust in and out of her while my balls slap against her ass very fucking hard. then i will lay on the couch while she bounces up and down on my cock while looking up at her fucking beautiful face smothered in pleasure and her boobs bouncing. then i will thrust in and out of her as fast as i can then i will scream very fucking loud as i soak her insides with baby batter. then she will fall asleep on top of me and we will do it all again in the morning

  11. veinycok says:

    oi Kreeper and Dickspitz mind if i join uze banging selena, i wanna suck on her toes so bad and lick her feet and lick her toes then let her giv me a footjob till i blow my load of cum on her feet and let my sperm run all over her toes

  12. Selena says:

    I am missing you kreeper.

  13. 15 years, 15 inches says:

    I’m gonna whip out my cock and shove it in selenas mouth until her saliva makes my dick warm and wet and them Im gonna rip all of her clothes off with my teeth and eat her sweet pussy until shes about to cum and then Ill turn her around and bend her over and shove my cock into her tight clean asshole until she screams and finally has an orgasm. Then when her pussy is all wet ill spread her pussy lips apart and lick her and suck on her and then make her taste herself. Finally Im gonna stick my hard cock in her tight pink virgin pussy and fuck her while grabbing her tits and Ill keep going as she screams my name until we both cum and then Ill make her get all of that hot cum out of her pussy with her fingers and lick it up. And then she’ll finish me off with her mouth and I’ll bust one more time all over her face and in her hair. And then after she showers and cleans her pussy up I’ll finger her and suck on her pussy and shove my tongue inside her wet teen pussy until she cums in my mouth and then I’ll make out with her so she can see what she tastes like. And then I’ll fall asleep with my dick in between her asscheeks and my hands on her tits and we’ll wake up and do it again the next day.

    • painkilla says:

      Sounds like a plan.

    • Selenagomezissexy says:

      Here’s what i want to do: i would go to her house and make out with her and kiss her neck, we will be making out so fucking hard, both of our clothes fall off. then we will both head to her room and make out some more. then she will get down on her knees and suck my 9 inch cock with her smooth cock sucking lips. then i will suck on her sweet pink pussy until she squirts in my mouth. then i will bend her over for some doggystyle fucking first in the pussy then in her asshole. after that we will change to missionary position and fuck her pussy fucking hard while watching her boobs bounce. then i will make her pussy bleed the harder i thrust into her and we both cum at the same time. then i will fall asleep with my dick between her ass cheeks and my mouth on her neck. when we wake up in the morning, i will masturbate to her while she’s showering. when she gets out i will finger her pussy very hard and also stroke her G spot until she squirts all over me. she will then suck my cock again and we will fuck very hard until it’s evening time again. i could fuck selena gomez for eternity :)

      • phil says:

        Me too. i will go to selena gomez’s house and as soon as she opens the front door, i will grab her by the shirt and slam her against the wall and makeout passionately. then we will makeout on the couch with her sitting on my lap and suck her perky tits then throw her on the couch and kiss her down her stomach, teasing her then finger her wet pussy til she cums on my fingers. then i will eat her out for about 10 minutes and when she cums in my mouth, i will kiss her on the lips so she can taste her own pussy. then she will suck my 9 inch cock with her perfect dick sucking lips then cum all over her cute fucking face. then i will fuck the shit out of her pussy for hours on and i cum all over her ass and then we both pass out. then the next morning, i will fuck her twice as hard then cum inside her pussy and make her pregant. selena gomez is the most hottest bitch ever i always wanted to fuck her!

  14. thick says:

    i love to see her take some gaint black cock in that so called virgin pussy … she probrably would like in the ass too

    • Selenagomezissexy says:

      i would fuck selena gomez so hard she orgasms so good she starts crying, and fuck her even harder so she starts bleeding on my dick and make her suck the blood off my dick and shoot a load of cum on her face and in her mouth

      im 17 so i can fuck her

    • Selenagomezissofuckinhot says:

      Selena gomez looks perfect and i bet her asshole tastes delicous. i want selena gomez’s ass on my mouth and i want her to take a shit in my mouth and eat her shit. then i will lick her asshole clean and also shove my tongue up her asshole and lick the insides of her ass. then i will eat her sweet pink pussy and shove my tongue inside her pussy and finger her very fucking hard so hard she bleeds and squirts all over my face. then i will shove my long 10 inch cock in her mouth and force her to deepthroat and she will choke on my cock and vomit. i will then force her to suck my cock and suck her own vomit off my cock and give me a blowjob. then i will shove my cock up her ass and spank her ass very fucking hard it turns red and she screams and also torture her by shoving her head in the toilet while giving her rough anal sex. then she will suck my cock again so she can taste her own ass. after that i will fuck the shit out of her pussy. i will fuck her pussy so hard she cries and bleeds all over my dick and we both cum at the same time. after a whole night of very rough fucking, i will cum all over her face and boobs. then we will fall asleep with my mouth on her pussy. when we wake up in the morning we will fuck again and fuck all day long

  15. painkilla says:

    Holy fucking asshole reaming, this bitch just gets hotter and hotter everytime I see her. I want to consume her flesh, I would eat her shit. Fuck, I just came. Twice.

  16. up says:

    selena has squaids

  17. selena gomez says:

    yes i’m selena gomez,yes i’m the real gomez
    all you other selena gomez’s are just immatating
    so won’t the selena gomez please stand up
    pleas stand up

  18. selena gomez says:

    I like when guys tickle my feet
    \

  19. selena gomez says:

    sorry the “\” was a mistake

  20. veinycok says:

    oi dickspitz wat say u and me double penetrate selena. I insert my hard 9 inch cock into her tight little pussy and you fuck her in her hot asshole, we both cum in her and fill her with sperm and thenn i go down and suck on her toes and lick her feet and she can give me a footjob and ill blow a warm load of my sperm onto her sexy feet and toes, i wanked while i was writing this and cummed so hard

    • Selenagomezissexy says:

      Here’s what i want to do. i would go to her house and make out with her and suck on her neck. we will be making out so fucking hard, both of our clothes fall off. then we will head to her bedroom and make out some more and then i will make her get down on her knees and suck my 9 inch cock with her sexy dick sucking lips. then i will throw her on the bed and eat her pink pussy and also shove my tongue inside her pussy until she cums inside my mouth. i will then make out with her some more and make her taste her sweet juices. then i will bend her over for some doggystyle, first in the pussy then in the asshole. she will then get off my cock and taste her nectars again and we will do a 69 position while im eating her pussy and asshole and shes sucking my dick. then she will sit on my face while im stroking my dick. we will then change to a missionary position while im watching her boobs bounce the harder i fuck her. i will then penetrate her harder until she bleeds and we will both cum at the same time. i will get on top of her and fall asleep with my dick between her asscheeks and my mouth on her neck. when selena gomez wakes up the next morning, i will masturbate to her while watching her shower. when she gets out, i will finger her clean pussy and also eat it and suck my dick again. we will fuck until evening time, until i blast a huge load of cum all over her body..i could fuck selena gomez for eternity :)

    • Selenagomezissexyasfuck says:

      I want to fist selena gomez so hard she will be screaming so loud in pleasure the whole neighborhood would hear her until she squirts all over my face

    • Selenagomezissofuckinhot says:

      I want to shove my huge monster cock down her throat and make her choke on it and throw up and force her to suck it. then i will shove it up her ass and give her rough anal fucking. i will spank her ass so hard she screams and her asscheeks turn red. then i would finger fuck her so hard and eat her out she squirts and fuck the hell out of her pussy all night and cum all over her face.

  21. selena fucker says:

    u r my kind of ppl, cum on/in her, make her preganant, i myself ( even though im 12) will fuk harder and longer than all u, while actually pleasing her, forget her boyfrend, kik his litle whit pussy ass far the fuk away, where noone would see that pussy ever ( kill boy frend, fuk the sexy ass celeb)

  22. Bacons says:

    Why can’t anyone just photoshop her naked?! And please post the link. I don’t care if it is photoshopped or not. Just please do it.

  23. ArizonaSipping says:

    If anyone is interested i faked a Miley Cyrus and Selena Gomez facial picture and i can say im pretty damn proud of it :P

    If you want to see if add me on MSN or send me an email.

    ArizonaSipping@hotmail.com

  24. Rahul says:

    I will grab her virgin pussy and ram my 18 wheels of cocksteel haven into her… she will cum from all holes and I will lick the cOLOUR OUT OF HER PINK PUSSY … and release my last load of sperm on her cute sweet sugary pussy… Then I lock on to her ANUS … I take a dildo , arm it to the teeth with atom bombs and shoves it up her ass … it explodes giving her anul sodomistic luty pleasure… she faints on my pubic hair and sniffs them to sleep

    • Selenagomezissexyasfuck says:

      I would fuck selena gomez so hard she orgasms so good she will be crying and fuck her even harder until she bleeds on my dick and make her suck her own blood off my dick and give me an awesome blowjob too until i cum in her mouth and on her gorgeous face

      I’m 17 years old so i can fuck her. im only 3 years apart so :)

  25. Selena Gomez says:

    I wish I could get a boy to eat my hungry little pussy and ass the way I want them eaten instead of just trippin’ on the fact that I’m a star. Trust me, it’s not easy being famous! :(

  26. sickest says:

    I can really suck your things hard….
    Then I would love to RAPE you for a month…..I fuckin love raping..!!!
    Is there any raping school…I want to do MS in raping…
    Rape tha world!

  27. sickest says:

    Then I insert an umbrella inside her cum-filled asshole….
    then a few times in-out-in-out-in-in and further in…..and…….and…….I…..
    OPEN THE UMBRELLA….
    …..no need to discribe further shit…..
    …then I stich up her poophole….
    ….and we all wait for the explosion…

    • Selenagomezissofuckinghot says:

      I want to shove my whole arm up her cute ass until it comes out of her mouth. then when i take my arm out, i will eat her shit off my hands and arms then give her anal…very hard.

  28. SO YOU FAKE FUCKERS POSTING SHIT CAN NOW STOP BECUAZ THERS A LIL KILLA AND HE COMEING TO GET YOU

  29. jokopedia says:

    I go to selens hous then fuck her mother and herself together for hours

  30. Rahul says:

    then I throw her mother in a toilet and slam her shut …. she begs for more fucking but I ignore and go for selena..

    she was rubbing her pussy thinking about her last experience with me .. she sees me and gets excited and junps onto my cock..

    I rock her hard for hours and she slurps my cock like a whore .. I then decide to cum … I fuck her anus harder and harder and I finally put my cock in her mouth to cum … it cummed so much that it came through her ears ..lol . she then lay beside me massaging my cock

    • Selenagomezissofuckinhot says:

      Justin bieber is so lucky to have selena gomez. first i would tie justin bieber tape his mouth shut and lock him in the closet. then i will fuck the shit out of selena gomez all night

    • Annonymous says:

      I want selena to tease me by giving me a lapdance. then she can give me a handjob then suck my hard throbbing cock with her perfect dick sucking lips. she will suck it so good, i will be cumming inside her mouth under 30 seconds. then i will lick her sweet pink pussy and also shove my tongue inside her pussy and finger her very fucking hard, so hard she squirts and bleeds on my fingers. i will then lick my fingers clean and make her taste her own cum. then i will stick my cock inside her pussy and thrust into her very fuckin fast we both scream at the same time and pleasure and cum. then she will get off my cock for a 69 position. i will make her suck my cock and make her taste her sweet pussy juices while i lick her pussy and asshole. i will also stick my finger in her asshole then take it out and lick my fingers from her sweet ass. then she will sit on my face and ride it very hard like a mechanical bull while i lick her very quickly from down below. then i will bend her over for some anal sex. i will anal fuck her so hard she screams and i spank her ass so hard it turns red. after i remove my cock from her ass, she will suck my cock and taste her own ass. she will suck my cock until i cum all over her face and boobs and i will fall asleep with my cock in her mouth all night. when we wake up in the morning, we will do it again.

  31. jokopedia says:

    …then I call a hot lady doctor to check Selenas cum filled ears…
    while doc checks her I fuck doc from behind…
    then I throw doctor in that toilet with sels mother…then they suck each other…Meanwhile Selena is ready for the action again….she asks to fill her things with CUM…so I do that…

  32. I Wish says:

    I seriously wish I could lick & suck on her asshole and pussy. I bet she tastes like a dream. I’d let her take a dump on my face just for the opportunity to lick her clean… No joke.

  33. Selena Gomez says:

    Every where I read what some guy will do to me, how they want to do this to me. I can’t stop them from writing what they think. At least they find me attractive.

    Much Love.
    Selena

  34. Real fucker says:

    All you dipshits are thinking about doing her, when you won’t even get the chance because next week I’m going to kidnap her and just for the fun of it I will do everything you pricks wish you could.

  35. rahul says:

    hey hey hey…….get this comments page active again.. .I need some hardcore selena sex

  36. jokopedia says:

    …then I take her to Miley’s home… Miley was sitting on a baseball bat and fuckin herself while riding on it…….

    • Annonymous says:

      SELENA MARIE GOMEZ I WANT YOU TO SUCK MY COCK WITH YOUR SMOOTH DICK SUCKING LIPS. YOU WILL SUCK MY COCK SO GOOD I WOULD BE CUMMING IN YOUR SWEET MOUTH UNDER 30 SECONDS. THEN I WILL EAT YOUR SWEET PINK PUSSY UNTIL YOU CUM IN YOUR MOUTH AND ALSO LICK YOUR ASSHOLE! THEN I WILL FUCK THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR PUSSY SO HARD YOU BLEED ON MY DICK AND MAKE YOU SUCK THE BLOOD OFF MY DICK AND GIVE YOU ANAL. I WILL FUCK YOU IN THE ASS SO HARD YOUR ASS TURNS RED THEN TAKE MY DICK OUT OF YOUR ASS AND SUCK MY OWN DICK TO SEE WHAT YOUR ASS TASTES LIKE. THEN I WILL FUCK YOUR PUSSY SOME MORE FOR A COUPLE HOURS UNTIL I CUM ON YOUR SEXY FUCKING FACE. WE WILL FALL ASLEEP WITH MY DICK INSIDE YOUR MOUTH ALL NIGHT. WHEN WE WAKE UP IN THE MORNING, WE WILL FUCK AGAIN!!

  37. No name says:

    I’m a girl & I want to fuck her

  38. Somebody says:

    I’m also a girl, and I want to have sex with Selena and suck and lick her pusssy, and taste its sweetness

  39. SSSS says:

    I wanna shove my dick up her ass and cum in it then make her give me a blowjob.

  40. Lol says:

    Lol… They must forbid internet for kids :D

  41. Selenasmother says:

    I would fuck Selena’s mom…what a babe.

  42. What The? says:

    Would love to have a threesome with Selena and Bella Thorne. They could show me what it really means to “Shake it Up”…

  43. random guy says:

    i wanna blow job from selena so bad i think about it all the time

    • Selenagomezissofuckinhot says:

      I want to shove my huge 10 inch cock down her throat she chokes on it and starts puking and i will force her to suck her own puke off my cock and give me a blowjob. then i will shove my cock up her ass and give her a rough anal sex. i will spank her so hard her ass cheeks will turn red and she’ll be screaming her hair off. then i will finger her very hard and eat her out so good she squirts on my face. then i will destroy her pussy with my huge cock she bleeds on my dick and starts crying and fuck her even harder and make her taste her own wet pussy juice and blood mixed together and give me a blowjob again until i cum all over her face and boobs. then we’ll fall asleep with my mouth on her pussy. when she wakes up the next morning, i will smash her again only harder and longer…love you selena and i hope to fuck the shit out of you one day.

      • Selenagomezissofuckinhot says:

        i said “screaming her hair off” i meant “head” what the fuck is wrong with me? but still i wanna fuck her :)

  44. Selena Gomez says:

    Oh, random guy, just be at the right place at the right time, buddy. I often give blow jobs to random guys. I just snatch them into a corner when no one’s looking. Your turn may be coming soon!

  45. Charles Marin says:

    I think you speak for us all, Dave. You speak for us all. LOL

  46. Selenagomezsexy says:

    If i ever had time alone with her, i would tongue kiss her then kiss her down her neck to her boobs. i will suck on those nice tits soo much. then i will let her get on her knees and give me a warm blowjob with her silky warm D*ck sucking lips. i will also c*m in her mouth, too. after that, i will pull of her panties and fingerfuck her in her tight wet p*ssy. i will also eat her out while im still fingering her. i will violently stroke her G spot until she screams and squirts all over my face. then i will turn her around and i will fuck her first in the p*ssy then in the asshole. i will also spank her ass while im doing it. then we will change to a 69 position while i’m eating her p*ssy and shes sucking my dick. i also have her sit on my face while im verociously licking her p*ssy and asshole. after about an hour of passionate f*cking, i will blast a warm load all over her cute face

  47. Charles Marin says:

    I just want to eat her sweaty dirty Mexican asshole until she cums.

  48. Selenagomezissexy says:

    I want Selena gomez to sit on my face while Demi lovato is hopping up and down on my hard 9 inch cock.

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