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Total. Hottie.

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Hey, check out this totally average-looking woman!

She’s the new world record-holder for the most amount of money spent on plastic surgery.

Sarah Burge, a 49-year-old housewife in Britain, has spent £539,500 — or about $863K with the current conversion rates — on plastic surgery.

She’s had over 100 surgeries and procedures. And get this — her first plastic surgery? Was reconstructive surgery after she was beat up and left for dead. No, really. This woman needs to spend that money on therapy.

Says Sarah: “It’s addictive – you find yourself wondering what you can have done next? It’s not that I’m unhappy with the way I look – I’ve always been confident about my appearance. That’s why I want to keep my body and face as they are. All the work I’ve had done has been to stop the aging process.”

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  • “SHE” looks like a transexual. Her head looks so small, and her body – especially her shoulders – look enormous. These pics look photoshopped, especially pic #1. In any event, this was not money well spent.

    Do you know how many really, really good pizzas $863k can buy????

  • “SHE” looks like a transexual. Her head looks so small, and her body – especially her shoulders – look enormous. These pics look photoshopped, especially pic #1. In any event, this was not money well spent.

    Do you know how many really, really good pizzas $863k can buy????

  • Are you certain her first surgery wasn’t a sex change?!
    She has Lou Feringno’s freaking shoulders.

    (and it’s time for a boob lift)

  • ..IT DIDN’T WORK, HONEY. Unless, as suggested above, one of the surgeries was a sex change. In that case… IT STILL DIDN’T WORK. OW.

  • the next thing she should spend her money on is a team of professionals to do her hair, make-up, and wardrobe. then maybe she’d actually be pretty and be able to better show off her surgeries. that disgusting and very 90s eye/lip combo along with the ugly swimsuit and ugly heels is really killing me…

  • I know, I think she got the shoes from my dead grandmother’s storage closet. Her shoulders are very broad, and her boobs are too big. Aside from that, if she just wore some cute clothes and covered up…God Bless this Plastic Creation.

  • that’s really sad. she needs help… not more surgery.

    at the very least…. she looks a lot younger than almost 50

    I am too curious…. I’m going to have to look up what she’s had done!

  • from the link……

    “The half-million pound costs include: £32,000 have her whole face lasered to remove a layer of skin to give it a more youthful look; £26,500 on perfecting her bust – including having it reduced and the nipples moved; £30,000 keeping her jawline firm; nearly £15,000 on her tummy; and £14,000 on keeping her bottom pert.”

    well… so she doesn’t have implants I guess?.. unless ‘by reduced,’ they mean, had smaller implants put in…….

  • I thought she was the lady in england who got her face eaten off by her dog after she passed out for days on drugs.

  • Okay she isn’t the most beautiful person in the world but there’s ABSOLUTY NO WAY Micheal Jackson has spent LESS money than her. Or that freaky cat lady.
    How can she be the world record holder for the most amount of money spent on plastic surgery?

  • @mimi in mo

    No kidding. It HAS to be MJ, it’s just that no one knows for sure how much he’s spent. But it’s got to be far and away more than what she’s spent. They should amend that to say she is the world record holder for most money ADMITTEDLY spent on plastic surgery.

    ‘Cause you have to also consider the fact that Michael is probably not nearly done yet, he will not be happy until his face looks like Voldemort.

  • She looks human… that costs extra.

    Have you seen Michael Jackson lately?!
    His nose keeps falling off like a defective Mr Potato Head.
    I’m sure he must have used a coupon or something.

  • Whether she wants to admit it or not, surgery can’t stop the aging process, she will age no matter what. I just don’t get it, humans are not meant to look like 30 when they are 80, or 20 when they are 50 etc. She looks like a man, she also has a head that is too small for her body. What a joke. For her to say she’s confident with her looks is being a hypocrite. She’s living in Fantasy Land. She thinks that because she has boobs, blond hair and tight skin that it automatically makes her beautiful. Ugh.

  • I thought the world record-holder for plastic surgery was Joan Rivers – she’s looking more like a muppet every day.

    ps: Sarah Burge should sue the NHS – her surgery didn’t take.

  • How much has the cat lady spent? And this lady doesn’t even look like an animal.

    Um… She had her NIPPLES REMOVED??!!?! Oh, moved. Nevermind.

  • Oh Sarah…

    I told you to go see a damn Shrink about your head….. NOT shrink your damn head.

    …why girl why?

  • Her body doesn’t match… but I do notice that she has no lines or wrinkles on her arms and neck… but really who cares about that??? Isn’t that what we call CHARACTER!?

  • Michael Jackson looking like Voldemort made me laugh.

    In the close up picture she looks kind of creepy…but in the one further away it’s not immediately apparent (well, besides her boobs) that she’s had much work done. I can’t imagine that’s the most money spent on plastic surgery…maybe it’s the pound/dollar conversion…

  • yeah she flushed that money down the toliet, why didn’t her husband just get a younger wife and save all that money?

  • I have to say, she is really not very proportional. Her head looks so small!! And what an ugly bathingsuit!!!!!!!!!!