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Yes Of Course Jessica Biel Is Singing

Why not?

Everybody needs to record an album.

Hollywood’s newest multihyphenate visited the NightBird recording studios recently at the Sunset Marquis Hotel, where she recorded tracks for music producer Marius De Vries.

A source tells E! News, “She was recording vocals for the Easy Virtue soundtrack.” In the film Biel plays Larita, a devilish American divorcée who marries a naive Englishman.

And apparently Biel is not just another wannabe actress turned pop star…

“She can hold her own as far as singing goes. She absolutely killed it,” says our source.

You know what I’m going to do?

I’m going to buy a large building in LA. The building will come equipped with a reality-TV camera crew and in-house paparazzi. Inside the building I am going to put a recording studio. And inside that recording studio I am going to put a full bar. And inside the full bar will be sewing machines and sketch boards on which one can design a fashion line. And next to the sewing machines is going to be a little perfume lab. And next to the perfume lab we will have a camcorder and a D-list dude with a hard-on.

I just think we can save the celebs of Hollywood a lot on gas by having it all in one place, don’t you?

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  • wow.. She is just so.. Average looking.
    I know that sounds horrible and shallow..
    but come on..
    she looks like the girl-next-door
    and not in a good way

  • haha, totally, beet.
    i feel like that would actually be really really good for the environment, don’t you?
    and i’ll wait and hear a track before i even begin to think about whether she’s good or not. i have absolutely no faith in any of these producer people. they’re either the biggest liars i’ve ever heard or have been beaten over the head with mediocrity for so long that their standards are absolutely a joke.
    besides, can’t their editing equipment make anybody sound decent?
    not that jessica biel sucks – she has a cool speaking voice, anyway. as a singer it’s conceivable that she could be good.
    and i hope she is, because if she’s a really lame wannabe and is dating Actually Talented justin timberlake, i find that really awkward.

  • plain and boring, she has a lot of potential to be interesting though, i don’t get why she doesn’t take it – she needs racheal zo

  • To be fair to her, she said she loved singing and wanted to sign back when she was on 7th Heaven, way before it because the thing for actors to do.

  • JESSICA BIEL IS SOOO hoottttt.

    Jessica biel is the sexiest woman, bet Justin is loving every minutes of it.

  • ha hahahaha i get banned all the time so i looked up dave mathews. your soooo funny. um they put the video of her singing on youtube if you want ot see it its called mad about the boy and its sooo gorgeus because ben barnes is naked in it. truestory!!! hang on heres the url http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QCWKzqfZr60