Oct 23, 2008 at 12:39 pm by Evil Beet

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34 Responses to “Gorgeous!”

  1. TSS says:

    THIS is what you consider gorgeous??? You gotta stop mixing the Laxatives with the crystal meth….

    She looks like she farted and a giant fish net blew out of her ass.

    After the screening she should go to the docks and do the hokey pokey….she could make a killing.

  2. str says:

    lol TSS, exactly my thought; why is she pooping chiffon?!

  3. Kaylove says:

    she looks gorgeous, im just not sure how I feel about the dress quite yet. I definitely like the colour!

  4. foxyroxy says:

    that train is coming directly out of her butthole. she poops sequins! that can’t be very comfortable.

    apart from the unfortunate train position, she does loook great tho.

    and then i remembered what “train” can mean and this became evern funnier….

  5. Ash says:

    ovi stars are coming from her ass.

  6. lau_ren says:

    she reminds me of rachel mcadams in her face. very pretty.

  7. torie says:

    okay, okay, the position of the train is awkward if you think about it – and only after someone points it out.
    but she still looks gorgeous and stunning and i love her.
    so there.

  8. Shezzy says:

    It’s pretty from the front, and it would be from the back if the train was a bit higher. Like at her buttcrack instead of her butthole.

    I do wonder- how the hell does she sit down properly?

  9. Indigo says:

    hahaha I was thinking the samething about the train – shittin chiffon!!

  10. DonkeyisaJackass says:

    who is this person who is pooping rhinestones?

  11. Ariana says:

    She looks gorgeous from the waist up and from the knees down.

  12. A says:

    absolutely offensive… ugh. this dress is so not appropriate for a movie opening.. its like riding up her butt crack and the cleavage is too much, even for hollywood, and its also way too close to skin color. it looks like she was trying to find a dress that would look like just rhinestones without any dress involved. eww!

  13. TSS says:

    I think she misunderstood when they told her to get ready for the big opening….

  14. Bean says:

    I always get her confused with Elizabeth Shue from Adventures in Babysitting…

  15. DonkeyisaJackass says:

    you mean elisabeth shue from COCKTAIL!

  16. Mr. V says:

    If TSS had a blog, I would read it. Honestly I really only wade through all of the bullshit comments to see what TSS had to say.

  17. Miss Malice says:

    I so love the dress, very 30′s/40′s

  18. Chris says:

    Y’all don’t get it. The dress is an homage to Gertrude McFuzz.

  19. Jamie says:

    I agree with those who see the train shittin out her butthole…. crude… Who designed this?

  20. Jane says:

    Not to beat a dead horse, but the dress would be kind of lovely without that train that makes it look like she’s pooping a puddle of fabric.

  21. Js says:

    It makes her ass look HUGE.

  22. Lee says:

    @TSS…

    I am divorcing my husband and marrying you for your mind…and your posts. I have only just now caught my breath from being doubled over laughing.

  23. Jamie says:

    Okay, I think we all want to know who this mysterious, yet hilarious TSS is… show yourself!

  24. Hyatt Riot says:

    She is awesome! And pretty! I love it.

  25. Anonymous says:

    it makes her butt look saggy too. :(

  26. loveitloveit says:

    i’m sure this has been said already, but she looks like she’s farting chiffon, or sparkly dust. ah, hollywood magic!

  27. Dmarie says:

    LOL TSS!
    Wow her butt is huge in it

  28. PurpleMonkeyPaws says:

    All this poop talk is making me have to….

  29. pak31 says:

    The dress isn’t that flattering from behind, it makes her butt look odd. The hair style goes with the dress I suppose but it makes her look old. Not impressed.

  30. spob says:

    blonde hair makes her look older than her years, redhair or black or something would have made this better – and ithink that dress was designed for j-lo or selma – even KIM KATRAL [spelling?] as it does not flatter her at all! unimpressed

  31. Rachael says:

    DiARREAH, CHA CHA CHA~

  32. Jen says:

    What is the first thing that I saw? Fabric shooting out of her butt! Plus, there are sequens all over her ass! Her stylist should be punched in the crotch.

  33. holly says:

    the front is nice

  34. Grace says:

    I think she looks awesome, although TSS’s comment did make me laugh out loud.

    And I agree that it makes her bum look big, but I think that’s no bad thing. I think her figure looks fantastic in this dress, despite the unfortunate effect of the train’s placement!

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