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Taylor Momsen’s Throat Is Tight


E! News confirms that Taylor Momsen is battling a throat infection and has been hospitalized in Los Angeles since Sunday.

“With these kinds of infections the throat can swell and it can close up the throat to dangerous levels,” Dr. Shawn Nasseri of Beverly Hills said. “But she is doing beautifully. She has pretty much made a full recovery.”

The 15-year-old actress—”an excellent patient,” Nasseri called her—has been responding positively to antiobiotics and other medicines and should be feeling like her old young self again in three to five days.

You know what is so fucked up?

My first thought after reading this article?

“Ooh, baby. Taylor Momsen’s throat is tight today. Someone ought to take advantage of that.”

Ahhhhhhhhh ha ha ha ha ha.

She’s 15 years old.

How do I live with myself?

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