Oct 20, 2008 at 10:00 pm by Evil Beet

Earlier today, I said some very mean things about how you need to focus on losing weight right now. That was a short-sighted thing for me to say. I didn’t have all the facts. Now that I have read your most recent MySpace blog, it is clear that your weight is not the most pressing issue you face today. The most pressing issue you face today is your inability to write in English.

Ahem.

I WAS BORN WITH MESSED UP EYE BROWS, LOOK AT THE COSBY SHOW THEY GROW UPSIDE DOWN AND ON THE WRONG EYE. THAT IS MY PARENTS DOING AND MY BROTHER HAS THE SAME ONES. IM SORRY IF I WANT TO GO OUT ONE DAY AND NOT FILL THEM IN. IM SURE OTHER PEOPLE DONT GO OUT ALL THE TIME WITH THEIR FACE BEAT (MAKE-UP TERM, FLAWLESS MAKE UP). MY BODY SIZE; OOOHHH MY GOD!!!! HOW MANY YEARS HAS IT BEEN… IV BEEN ON TV FOR 21 YEARS, AND IV ALWAYS BEEN THICK…..OK!!!!
NOW IF ANYONE KNOWS MY FAMILY, ALL OF THE WOMEN EXCEPT FOR A FEW, STRUGGLE WITH KEEPING WHAT IS A SOCIALLY EXCEPT-ABLE WEIGHT. WHEN I STRESS I GAIN, WHEN IM HAPPY WHO KNOWS… I HAD A LOT OF PERSON THINGS HAPPEN TO ME AT THE END OF THE SHOW, DEALING WITH FAMILY, AND MY EX-BOYFRIEND CHEATED ON ME AND I HAD TO BREAK UP WITH HIM (LISTEN TO LOVE ME OR LEAVE ME, AND SECRETS) AND LIKE ANY FEMALE WITH A PROBLEM, DELT WITH IT A CERTAIN WAY! ID LOVE IF THE INDUSTRY COULD ONE DAY UNDERSTAND THAT THERE IS A DIFFERENCE BETWEEN OBESITY AND FAT AND THICK AND THIN AND SICK. I AM A THICK GIRL, I HAVE NEVER BEEN OVER A SIZE 12, I CAN RUN, AND I TRY MY BEST TO EAT RIGHT ALL THE TIME. I AM NOT THE TEXT BOOK WEIGHT THAT THEY SAY I SHOULD BE, BUT EVERYDAY I HAVE MY OWN PERSONAL STRUGGLES, AND I THINK THAT PEOPLE NEED TO RESPECT THAT.

Except-able, Raven?

Are you fucking serious?

AND WHAT’S WITH THE ALL CAPS? IT’S HARDER FOR ME TO BE NICE TO YOU WHEN YOU ARE CONSTANTLY YELLING AT ME.

I’ll tell you what: I’ll take the time out of my day to try to understand your point of view if you’ll put the cheeseburger down for long enough to use a spell-check.

160 Responses to “I Take It All Back, Raven-Symone”

  1. ThatLisa says:

    hahah…. @ “Why, when she’s so eager to let us know that she’s OK with being ‘thick’, does Raven also make sure that we know she’s never been ‘over a size 12′? Doesn’t sound like she believes herself too much…it’s sad.”

    Right??? I am so sick of people being like “I”M FAT AND BEAUTIFUL!!!! GET OVER IT!!!! (BUT I AM NOT THAT FATT!) it so reminds me of like Tyra Banks flipping out about people calling her fat… so then she had to run around in a bathing suit, to “prove” that she wasn’t that fat… and like J Love Hew…. being all…. eff you guys, I’m like a size two….

    like, either “EXCEPT” your body or don’t…. don’t argue, like, I am big and happy about it AND ALSO freak out about how “big” everyone thinks she is.

    and just so you guys know, this whole Raven thing has been all over A LOT of blogs— like bestweekever and dlisted as well. So it’s not like Beet is the only one.

    I LOVE YOU BEET!!!!! SO funny!!!

    if you guys actually think Raven is pretty or whatever, I guess we just have very different views on beauty. I think she looks “BEAT”

  2. ThatLisa says:

    and Jennnn…. what are you talking about? Beet is thin as hell. Haven’t you seen any pictures?? Sure, she will talk about wanting to diet or exercise or whatever…. but she is really, very thin.

  3. jemms says:

    Beet is not fat.

  4. Bean says:

    wow i see you are still a stupid CUNT. and your site sucks as do you, you are not even funny. and then we wonder why ACTRESSES ARE ANOREXIC YOU STUPID FUCKING CUNT.

  5. beefy says:

    You can reasonably expect Raven–an adult competent woman– to do what Beet, an adult competent woman, can only do—hide behind Spell Check. Bravo. You sooo raised education to whole new stratosphere. BTW it’s kinda ironic how that fat gene study came out today. I’m hoping by 2012 we can add bloggers and their blogs to that list of self indulgent behavior which is responsible for self destructive behavior and societies woes. Maybe there’s a blogger gene out there waiting to be discovered.

  6. beefy says:

    * society’s

  7. Ratso says:

    i love you beet.
    you make me laugh so hard. People who call you names and diss your site clearly do not understand the art of blogging.
    I don’t blog, but i sure love reading it.
    keep it up beet!

  8. ThatLisa says:

    one of my favorite things ever: people bitching about a specific blog, saying everything about the blog sucks, saying they hate the blogger etc etc etc….. AND STILL ALWAYS READING IT. AND EVEN COMMENTING.

    get a life. I may be reading this blog, but it’s because I LIKE IT. I don’t run around on blogs to be all “Just so you know, I still disagree with you!!! I still hate you!!! Man this blog sucks!!!”

    Jesus. Get a hobby that you ACTUALLY ENJOY….. you know…… besides overeating.

  9. Monica says:

    that was really low, beet! i dont what your fucking problem is!

  10. jemms says:

    That lisa. You may be angry, but you have a valid point.

  11. ThatLisa says:

    I am just irritated in general. I have been busy as hell with school work… which shows why I feel like bitching a lot.

    and I am thin, and have been quite thin for YEARS. I have gotten SO MUCH SHIT for it. I’ve had coworkers joke about me having eating disorders for years… like almost a decade. I have come to see that it is typically the overweight ones that are the cruelest. But like constant, mean, snarky comments. But it was cool, cuz I am thin, and apparently people want to be thin, so they could say whatever they wanted to me. had I ever responded with even a “whatever, you’re just jealous fatty”- ALL HELL WOULD HAVE BROKEN LOOSE.

    I used to work in retail as well, and you couldn’t imagine how many nasty comments you get about your weight in general. And I was just working at a stupid store- I wasn’t an actress or anything.

    I think this is why I get so (overly – I know) irritated when people FLIP out when fat people are called out. Being called fat may hurt, but so does being constantly ridiculed for being thin.

  12. ThatLisa says:

    oh and people who just comment to be all “you suck”— I mean, seriously. I don’t clog up comments on like fox news blogs to be all “ewww I hate you guys! your views suck!!!!!” that’s childish and pointless. Arguments are fun, but just wanting to make a point that you don’t like what you’re reading (but for whatever reason KEEP COMING BACK)… I mean, c’mon. Who is going to take you seriously?

    this is a blog, for god’s sake. if you don’t like it, don’t read it. I don’t see anything more obvious than that.

  13. Dee says:

    Hmmm…. Beet, I think you’re being kind of bitchy here. I normally LOVE everything you blog, and I really enjoy your writing voice but I feel you missed the mark here. So her writing skills suck… I wish I could find the humor in that. She’s not a size 0, 2, 4, or 6. She is thick, perhaps a little overweight, along with the majority of America. That cheeseburger comment was tactless. I’m glad your blog isn’t that known because I would hate for her to see that.

  14. beefy says:

    @ThatLisa

    weight issues much? you are right–this IS a blog. this is how a blog rolls. anyone can bitch about anything they want– as much as they want–until their little heart wears out. This isn’t Fox and Friends or CNN so if you want love notes to the editor you can start by taking your advice and go where a lot of like minded individuals show up to have the same opinion on everything–give and take a few nut jobs here and there. maybe it might occur to you that the people who regularly show up to hate the blog and blogger probably enjoy it–hey it might just be a hobby to hate– as much as you enjoy the it when you show up to hate on that fat girl who obviously left a deep scar in that shallow shallow shell of yours when she opened up her fat mouth.

    am i the only one who thinks these raven post are just a way for beet to show wendie the ropes on how to write a fat post and get more than a few hits. i never knew being fat was so popular. i mean shit it could have been posted on tmz but it’s just fuckin raven. who the fuck cares. until i see her in a james bond movie i don’t even wanna know. jennifer hudson might be more relevant. raven doesn’t even register on the disney club lists. all the little hollyweird/dinsey hores are mostly/already in the spot light. what more could you ask for.

  15. niblet says:

    i think beet’s just mad ’cause raven hasn’t given her a good scandal yet.

  16. ThatLisa says:

    nah, lots of people teased me about my weight. people of all sizes. it’s just the larger ones tended to be the most persistent and mean.

    and it wasn’t really damaging or scarring to me. i’m not naturally thin… so if i am TRYING to be something, and succeeding at it…. well. it doesn’t really hurt. I am more just annoyed that it is so acceptable to rag on thin people but not fat ones. the double standard clearly bothers me.

    and again, i like arguments in general, but I think, for example, Bean calling Beet a fucking cunt is just ridiculous.

    I like this blog because it’s witty and snarky. i don’t always agree with what she writes, but I don’t think I would waste my time with comments telling her that she was a cunt and a bitch and that I hated her… just because I disagreed with something she wrote.

    I don’t know if any of this would make sense to you. Probably not, because it looks as though you might feel that you have already “figured me out.”

    also.. I just really don’t understand reading something that you hate. It just seems like such a waste of one’s free time. I couldn’t imagine spending hours pouring over post after post, hating each one more than the next, that actually reading comments on said posts…. it’s just crazy

    i’ve been reading this blog forever, and never commenting on it (or reading the comments). it’s kind of addicting like a car crash, but maybe I should stay off the road?

  17. ThatLisa says:

    or maybe…. i should have said kind of fascinating, like looking at a car crash.. or something… now I just look crazy. like i enjoy smashing up cars… wasn’t there a weird movie about that?

    i digress.

    i think my brain is done.

  18. Sometimes says:

    It’s amazing that Raven, who is so obviously aware of her weight problem, doesn’t take efforts to make some life changes. I’ve read in interviews that she says she’s a girl that likes to eat bread and is happy about it. When you sign up to be an actress, you give away your rights to privacy. She’s in the public eye; if she wants to continue to be ‘thick’ then she should realize that she’s going to get continued criticism from people. The same goes for you Beet haters. She’s just doing her job, to provide those criticisms. The world isn’t a happy place full of rainbows and butterflies. It’s a dog eat dog world and if you’re so offended by an opinion someone expressed than you are in definite need of some outside experience.

  19. joan says:

    i don’t care about raven. how lame can you possibly get. but i would like to tell thatlisa that i just read this AWESOME book, rant, by the author of fight club (chuck palahniuk) where these people went out crashing cars for fun. (and the main character gave everyone rabies)

  20. Snowbucks says:

    God Beet, sometimes I wonder how you live with yourself. You’re this mean and nit-picky about people, what must you think about yourself?

    Was a daily fan, but am so over feeling blah everytime I visit your negative site. It stopped being clever a while ago.

    Ciao.

    Delete.

  21. beefy says:

    ummmm right dr phil. i don’t need to figure you out to comment on just what’s in your posts. pllllllleeeaaaasssee. you must be insecure with your weight if your think it’s only fair that people get to hate on fat girls— because your experience tells you they’re the meanest bunch of lards people leave out. (maybe they’re just too big to take along. too easy to stone.) two insecure cunts don’t make a right.

    i run everyday. i saw raven on Chelsea Lately. raven is BIG. so what. Hollywood is obviously not rewarding her behavior. no matter how proud she is, she will always play the fat girl in a movie. a fat TEEN on the many shows on Disney that feature—you guessed it, fat people cast as fat children–with *most* shows LEAD by thin chicks and girlyboys. fat people, no matter the attitude, will always be something that we don’t want to aspire to be because we see they don’t get very far–unless they lose the weight. the fact that only RECENTLY a few lard-ass broads are always trying to justify their size to be able to fit in with the thin on thin carpets is sending a panic down America’s spine. they see the fat girl pimping her wide ass and love for fired chicken and they see our Fat State of the Union–and they pretend like there’s a link. no no. a handful of large broads with their uppity behavior aren’t responsible for our fat problems–because our fat problems are a result of generational trends which built a society on fast food while watching nothing but *piano legged chicks* proudly strut themselves and their weight size into our home before being fat was even seriously cast in film–and we didn’t even need to get up to change the channel with a handy remote all by our side.

    the thing is fat girls who love their cellulite curves are only saying that to raise awareness-that you need to love your body first amongst all the trends. that’s important for youth to realize—you won’t get very far leading a healthy life if you don’t love yourself first as you are. other wise you will fight an uphill battle when loosing weight.

    anyway. my only point was that you expect so much from the crowd here but you don’t expect much from yourself or beet. stars like to car crash in the public eye to keep relevant. beet enjoys documenting the titillating car crash of the rich and famous (or carb infested nobodies). you enjoy showing up for the titillating car crash. well guess what. the haters show up for the titillating crash too. the only difference is who’s crash you take more enjoyment in watching—beets, blogs, the peons in the pews commenting without rhyme or reason, or the stars in question. we are all on here for the same reason. some times you love them and sometimes you don’t. sometimes you just love to hate them faithfully. that’s why this is a blog–the lowest common denominator of writing and entertainment. (although i will admit beet stands head and shoulders above the competition.) beet called a girl fat. girl called beet a cunt. they’re both right. besides beet is no feminist–so i understand, but even EVIL beet would feel appalled at the thought that some cunt is trying to suppress the usage of words like cunt somewhere–even in reference to her. if you advocate for free speech don’t get all shattered if that free speech is exercised on you while you exercise your free speech. blogs are a beast. naturally.

  22. Caz2 says:

    Scroll up a little and read the comment left by ‘Sometimes’.

    They have summed up the situation perfectly.

  23. Boo fucking hoo says:

    ROFL!

  24. riri says:

    Beet – You used to be funny. Now just catty and mean. I’ve caught typos in your posts as well. No one is perfect, and people make mistakes writing when they are upset.

    Your mean spirit is a turn off. I’m really dissapointed. You haven’t been funny for a while. Count me out too. I won’t read your blog anymore. You have lost the spark made your blog worth reading.

    I’ll miss Leo.

  25. wtf chuck?! says:

    Here’s a quick little poll. How many of you readers think that these posters who post that they’re not going to read this blog, in whatever form they choose to type the sentence(s), are going to be lurking, trying to see if anyone will comment on their departures?

  26. TRHoA says:

    YOU GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    So the three of us got together again last night.

    We do what we normally do.

    We find pictures on the net of Raven and we print them out,

    then cut them out and paste them in a hello kitty book we call

    “CHALKY LARD ASSES OF OUR TIME”

    Then we doodle in glitter over her pics with really positive sayings like:

    “Raven thank god I will never be as fat as you”

    “Raven smells like hot garbage in koreatown alleyways”

    and:

    “Raven Simone would eat a donut out of a homeless man’s dirty asshole”

    We have been waiting for stories like this for years, it’s like a pink colored glamourous Jesus coming down in a disco-robe and giving us all cotton candy lipgloss FOR FREE….

    BEET WE BOW BEFORE YOU.

    T.R.H.O.A.
    Teen Raven Haters of America
    “We who wish her lapbands…. thusly the world peace”

  27. alice says:

    Totally agree with Snowbucks and riri -I am finding Beet really sanctamonious lately (oooh I probably spelled that wrong-take it, bitches!). I like catty celebrity blogs but to make the cheeseburger comment at Raven-its just totally a low blow. Its mean and not funny. I couldnt believe what i was reading.
    I’m over this blog. Totally deleting it from my favourites. and Wtf chuck-I dont give a crap if you comment on my departure.
    Dissapointed in you Beet-you act like you’re better than everyone….

  28. ThatLisa says:

    joan—

    OOh! that book sounds good. I love that author! Choke by him was really good too (I haven’t seen the movie though)… Oh and the movie I was talking about before was called Crash… not the Crash racism movie, but one abut people who like get off with crashing cars.

    awesome. I will look for that book tho! Thanks :)

  29. ThatLisa says:

    god beefy. i never said that it was only okay to make fun of fat people. I just said that I felt it was far more common and socially acceptable to make negative comments on thin girls. go dr. phil yourself.

    I don’t have the time to read the rest of your post. maybe I will have some free time later on, who knows. I don’t know how much I care.

    I think people should be happy with themselves. Raven obviously isn’t, or she wouldn’t have written a crazy CAPful blog about it.

    I was mostly just trying to say that it was weird to me that SO many people got so upset. I never saw these types of angry comments on posts where beet is talking about a certain star wasting away? it’s just a weird double standard.

    and Raven (as far as I know) has never been like “I like being big.” She was looking for our pity– people in my family have a hard time keep their weight down/ my boyfriend cheated on me etc etc. You know. So it’s different.

    god, and I don’t think all bigger people are gross. I have thin friends, I have overweight friends, I have average friends, I have huge friends. I don’t think it says anything about their character. Although it gets annoying to listen to anyone constantly bitch about their body (whether too big or too small or too untoned, etc) yet never do anything about it.

    role model wise, obesity is a huge epidemic in America. Pretty soon, obesity-related deaths will most likely outnumber smoking-related. It’s a very important issue in our society today.

    bah, that’s it I guess. that’s funny that I didn’t feel like reading your long post, but then ended up going off on my own tangent. It’s cool. You don’t have to read mine either.

  30. Caz2 says:

    TRHoA, your comment had my sister and I leaning on eachother for support, we were laughing so much.

    Genius!

  31. beefy says:

    @ThatLisa

    Lisa– If you didn’t read my response to you–than why the fuck are you responding? What the fuck are you responding to? Do you like the look of your own type.. That’s rhetorical. No Dr.Phil magic. Just logic. Don’t worry I am not offended, and I don’t need your permission to read or not read your post either. Oh, and yes Raven did in fact say she likes to cook, could go to rehab for cooking (while tugging at her chest and stomach), loves to watch people eat, loves to eat, comes from southern fat cooking, loves southern cooking, thinks it’s healthy to eat and go to sleep when eating big holiday meals. She said all that on Chelsea Lately. If you actually read my post you might have surprised me and even thought to Google the interview on You Tube—but I digress. People who pretend to love arguments–rarely get to read this far into a post anyway. Why would they go beyond themselves to learn about the subject matter they are trying to talk about? BTW I see the most important thing to you is obviously defending your ego, because you only read that far into my post. Since I am positive you are not reading my comment anymore by now– saying that “it was far more common and socially acceptable to make negative comments on thin girls” IS borderline excusing this new trend of dumping on the SheShamus of the World. Why devote all of your original post to substantiating the slight towards thin women if you end that original post knowing better than that–it hurts. What purpose does that serve–but throwing fuel into the fire and then backing off just in case you come off too mean. Whatever. You might still not understand haters, or rather, not care to understand others between the me-myself-and-I world your last post to me exists in. So we’re tied. Lastly, it might have occurred to you that thin people are not at a social disadvantaged with all the weight scrutiny directed towards them in these Fat Times– maybe the common place and socially acceptable stoning of thin (compared to fat girls) just supports that fat girls are really at the disadvantage; those who are scrutinized the most are also the ones who were rewarded with the spotlight in the first place. You know Raven got her job at Dinsey first because of her personality, second because she’s got a “cute” ass– I mean face. Therefore, role model wise, obesity is a huge epidemic in America–and it’s interesting to note that majority of the role models people have access to are either thin (TV Movies Music Beauty Ads RunWays) or parents. Personally the fault lies with the people the public is most exposed to—take your choice of poison when it comes to weight issues. There is more to what is making us fat than the unachievable ideal of beauty –thin– we are bombarded with everyday that starts a vicious self-hating cycle, or either unaware or disinterested parenting. There’s also a society built on living too comfortable. Fat stars on the rise are not the problem, they are a symptom of society. You can treat the symptom, but by doing so you don’t get rid of the root of the problem. It might actually be counter productive to get rid of the symptom because the symptom, as is taught in certain non-western traditions of medicine, is a response of the body and you work with it. Like fever-you drink hot tea, and sweat under your bedding to beat the fever. Having fat women, symptom, in Star Land gives us the ability to fight the root cause of the problem—a society bombarded everyday by unattainable thin as beautiful–so society is rarely exposed to fat forget about normal. Therefore society takes their normal for granted and grow large in depression.
    There.
    We agree to disagree.
    Kisses and Hugs.

  32. Dee says:

    Wow… I have found a new hobby!! Reading the arguments in the comments section of evil beet!! I have decided to announce a winner between the beefy and thatlisa debate…… and the winner… BEEFY!! Although you tend to write ridiculously long responses, they are well thought out. You lost some points when you clearly became outraged at the beginning of the last post, but none the less, well done! I would read your essays in a heartbeat. Thatlisa, you lose because you come off as annoying… annoying and thin.

  33. beefy says:

    @Dee

    lol. thanks. ima TRY to lay off writing more essays though. : ) beet, if I do this again just block me.

  34. Anonymous says:

    sorry I didn’t have time to read the whole post before. I was studying for a midterm. I read the first half, but then of course, I just had to say something, and then went off on a tangent.

    I agree with your 2nd last post about the important message of loving your own body, but just feel that Raven would be a poor example of this- since she never really went on to be like “I think I look great” or “I want to look like this,” rather, she more was just giving excuses for why she got so big.

    Ironically, the whole business with Jennifer Love Hewitt would have been more of a positive message – her whole, screw you guys, I love my curves! And I feel that she always has a beautiful body, curvier or not. But then, I guess she kinda went back on it, lost a bunch of weight too quickly, and then went public about losing weight and feeling great. Oh well.

    But, really, I shouldn’t pretend to know what goes on in Raven’s mind. Maybe she does like being bigger. I wish she would say that. Curves can be more than lovely on a woman (although I think with just her body type, it works against her). I do not only think thin people are beautiful, and I often think that when girls are overly thin, they do look very sick.

    I think I became more inflammatory in my responses, because I was bothered by the fact that you were acting like you “knew me.” Perhaps I was doing the same, especially towards Raven.

    For the record, I never said anything like “Oh I bet you’re fat- that’s why you are arguing me with” or anything like that. You were the one who talked about my own self-image and other negative comments about me. I didn’t call you crazy, or make any assumptions to why I felt you were also getting so angry. The only reason I remained so long is this is because you started attacking me, a mere stranger. I’m insecure, I hate fat people, I am only worried about my ego, I have weight issues, etc. You are the one cursing at me.

    Maybe I took the bait too easily.

    Oh, and @ Dee: I am annoying and thin. That is 100% true.

  35. beefy says:

    @Anonymous

    Midterms? I miss those. It’s been way too long. I may be wrong but Raven normally dresses and carries herself well—and her message to her target audience, and maybe why she is such a successful franchise, is of having a positive body message. Raven should be allowed the same room to experience life that most girls get in similar circumstances. I assume she made excuses because being already a great deal bigger than a “normal” girl, BEFORE the supposed break up, she really did put on more weight, AFTER the break up; and, even she knows it’s noticeably uncharacteristic weight for her NORMALLY curvaceous body she is generally proud of. So yah maybe it’s lame for a normally body positive person to excuse her new weight gain, but then again I don’t think it strips her of all of her normal role modelesque work. You, yourself, admit that you were inflammatory towards Raven and the topic so you must also understand that I only got to know you through your inflammatory tone. See I don’t know you, but I know what you wrote. If it makes you feel more mature to blame other people for the way you introduced yourself into this conversation, your original posts, on the topic then so be it. I do know a lot of what I wrote was in sarcasm. If you maybe heard ME read what I wrote to you, you’d feel less attacked. But I take responsibility for they way it came off. But please–don’t tell me that I’m acting like I know you and then turn around and act like you know me. Um and there was no biat. Just one wound up voice being responded to and mocked by another.

  36. ThatLisa says:

    “See I don’t know you, but I know what you wrote. If it makes you feel more mature to blame other people for the way you introduced yourself into this conversation, your original posts, on the topic then so be it.”

    bah, see. that’s exactly what i am talking about.

    you do not know how I feel, yet constantly refer to how I feel. Like, even directly after saying that you don’t know me, you tell me, yet again, how I feel.

    I don’t know you. and altho, yes midterms, young, I am 25. Just fyi. I am not some little teenager, at least. I’m not saying that you are, obviously, but I am not either.

    ..oh and whoops about posting under ‘anonymous’– i wasn’t on my own computer

    I have no idea how I was acting like I knew you. I thought I was just remarking on things that you said to me. directly. not how you thought or felt or anything else. I do not remember remarking on any of those things.

    I like arguing about subjects but once someone who doesn’t know anything about me, besides comments on a blog, starts psycho-analyzing me.. it’s just ridiculous.

    oh and it’s hard to read your posts because you write in one huge uninterrupted block.

  37. Alabama Chapstick says:

    Raven is a fat-ass,
    Raven has no self-control,
    Raven has nipples the size of dinner plates,
    ThatLisa wins,
    Banana cream pie fat free yogurt is the shiz.

  38. unitboi says:

    Wow. LOL

  39. Astronomy Domine says:

    Chapstick – agree with ya. I can just see beefy using up all her energy verbally trying to defeat thatlisa, bringing up all her knowledge about everything and all the things she wish she´d said to people into condescending replies – while thatlisa probably just sits there relaxed as fuck, constructively responding to unnecessary personal attacks.

  40. RavenLover says:

    Well actually i saw on a site that she had problems with spelling.
    Seriously, i’m not saying this just to stand up for her.
    She said that a game named “Boggle” or something like that helped her with the spelling.
    So I guess that if you had problems with spelling when you were young, you will always make some mistakes in spelling.
    I know you guys won’t believe me and if I give the link no one will go and check it out anyways, so whatever.

  41. Anonymous says:

    hahah fucking hell she needs to learn how to SPEAK ENGLISH and the fact that its all in capitals just makes it even more amusing to read as you can picture her chin(s) wobbling as she makes the point that…..shes not fat….just THICK (her own words)

  42. becca says:

    you guys really need to get out more… wow shes human.. wow she makes mistakes.. i forget how perfect you guys are… NOT!

  43. ross says:

    Leave rae alone!
    i dont see you posting a picture of urself up on here
    i bet ur a ugly prick yourself!

  44. johnny b says:

    beet, ur a dumb ass bi*** who obviously has no life. Raven has more money than all u haters and at the end of the day she still gets a check, and what u say doesn’t matter to her. know u must feel bad about yourself to talk about someone else

  45. johnny b says:

    & dont care if message is deleted as long as u get the idea :)

  46. Artista says:

    Article writer go fuck yourself you mother fucking whore bag!

  47. niki says:

    that was so mean. alabama chapstick. she is nice and do have SELFCONTROL BECAUSE HER MOTHER TAUGHT HER, THE RIGHT THING AND HER FATHER. SO, BACK OFF AND LEAVE HER ALONE. BITCH!!!!

  48. Chapstick H8ER! says:

    I’d like to know how ‘Alabama Chapstick’ has even seen Raven Symone’s Nipples, clearly this User is chatting utter bullshit an looks as though they need TYPE control therapy.

    An as for any other nasty comments about Raven Symones weight i would simply lay it down to pure jealousy because yes, she has put a few pounds away but she still looks dame site better then any of you!

  49. mr. ed says:

    Wait, wait, wait… remember when she was pregnant a few years ago? Anyone? She was always wearing a ridiculous costume or carrying a box around in front of her on the show, and they were trying to keep it quiet because she was 16 or something. Jamie-Lynn style. But, there’s nothing on the ‘net about this… has Disney changed the official record?

  50. Justin says:

    Great job! You made an entire post about one mistake in Raven’s use of vocabulary on a damn Myspace blog. I had no idea that things typed on myspace blogs were taken so seriously to the point where they are criticized because they don’t have the ability to be published. This completely shows the difference between you and Raven. She (Raven) is a very successful, young and rich woman. She was taking the time out of her day to connect with her fan base on a personal level, not worrying about her use of grammar and punctuation (its a damn Myspace page by the way). You, on the other hand, have nothing better to do so you make an entire post and the only thing you can bold is ONE word? Find somethin better to do wit ur life. When u got money who gives a damn wat u write like, on a MYSPACE blog at that.

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