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Lauren Conrad to leave the hills? Thank you

I now feel responsible for the dumbing down of American youth for even posting about anyone on “The Hills.”   But hey, that’s what blogs are for, right?   What would a blog be without a mention of some of the most untalented people in Hollywood.   Although in Lauren Conrad’s case, I think she may be the best actress in Hollywood and nobody knows it.   Lauren was quoted the other day saying she was ready to leave the hills after 5 seasons on the show.  Who will replace her in selling the American dream of doing absolutely nothing?  I have to admit it though, I totally get it.  I would  do bad things to Lauren Conrad.  She’s got that whole girl you went to high school with but never slept with thing and hope you run into her single at the 10 year reunion.  I think reality TV girls are like scooters.  Fun to ride but don’t let anyone see you on them.  I’m kidding….well sort of.

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  • Really? I mean…really? WHO FUCKING CARES? I can’t believe 5 whole years of someone’s pointless, wasted life was actually aired on television.

    I bet people are crying over this.

    Sample “The Hills” dialogue: “Oh my God, Heidi, Spencer is such a douchebag!” “My boyfriend may be a douchebag but you’re a slut!” Cut to them both drunk and crying on someone’s couch.

    Boy, that is surely must-see-tv.

  • Am I the only person in America that has noticed her GIANT BLACK mustache? Ever since I’ve noticed it, it is all that I see when she’s on-screen during the Hills.

  • I LOVE THAT SHOW, BUT HOW LC IS GOING TO LEAVE THE ONLY SOURCE OF MONEY CUZ I’M SURE HER CLOTHES LINE IS NOT DOING A LOT FOR HER POCKET.

  • didn’t realize there was a slew of lc posts today……random. so i guess i should have had my rant on how sickened lauren conrad makes me feel on THIS post. sorry bout that.

  • OK, I thought I must be the only one with a beef about Lauren’s mustache, seeing as it has been allowed to go on for so long without anyone doing anything about it, and is to the point where I can see nothing else about her when she’s in a scene. So I checked out “lauren conrad’s mustache” online and there is a ton of scoop about it. She is in the FASHION industry, and on television where I am sure there is hair and makeup. So why is no one addressing this?
    Not trying to be petty, but it is just distracting….

  • would you all shut up! if you dont like her so much why the hell did you look her up and read an article about her! you can all keep telling yourself she has a mustache to make yourselves feel better because you and everybody else knows shes hotter than all you!

  • wtf! she doesnt have a mustache you people are idiots. obviously you have not seen what a mustache looks like because i dont see one on her!

  • She has a HUGE mustache and if you haven’t seen it you’re blind. Look for it on the next episode, I guarantee it will be there as it has been growing for about 2 seasons now. She is nuts…hasn’t she noticed that thing ? Why doesn’t her stylist or someone tell her about it???