Oct 13, 2008 at 03:08 pm by Evil Beet

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18 Responses to “You Guys Have to Hear About Sophie Monk for Awhile So I Can Pursue a Fantasy Relationship with Matt Felker”

  1. torie says:

    good luck with matt felker, beet!

  2. ThatLisa says:

    I think she has a very unique, interesting beauty. The show’s title is kind of funny, no?

    Regardless, she is soooooo much prettier than Paris.

  3. Steve Johnson says:

    Was she in “Date Movie?”

  4. TSS says:

    DAMN!

    If Beet gets Mat Flekler does that mean Sophie’s Bush will be available?

    Beet & Flekler forever!!!!

  5. BeetJockin' says:

    Loves it! ;)

    Good luck with Matt, Beet! I’d Felker any day of the week. And by “er”, I mean Matt Felker. Although I’m not normally partial to blonds. So, yeah. Go get ‘em, Beet!

  6. John says:

    Ah Sophie, I remember when you were a Marilyn Monroe look alike in the Warners Brothers Movieworld Parade. So long ago. Time for my nap.

  7. Snowdevil says:

    She so looks like Gina Davis!

  8. beefy says:

    I understand that Matt Felker is bigger than penis but do we really, I mean really, have to endure shameless endorsements of Mrs. Piggy now. She’s not all that in any way. Except maybe with a paper bag over that head….I’m sensing a trend here.

  9. Karma says:

    Not having a face full of collogen and botox like Sophie Monk = Priceless

  10. ac says:

    She’s done something with her face and I can’t pick it..

    And I too remember her at Movieworld, John. I have pictures with her as Marilyn from when I was, like, eight. Bizarre.

  11. billy says:

    Matt Felker is the hottest man on earth!

  12. trollydolly says:

    Her cheeks are puffed up with sculptra or restylane or something awful like that. Why? She’s a pretty girl, shat’s with the filler?

  13. CazMinx says:

    Yes she was in Date Movie, where she parodies that Paris Hiton ad where she is washing the car…bitch seems to have Paris issues

  14. mimi in mo says:

    Please, Please, Please, Beet, don’t start refering to yourself (or ‘Evil Beet’) as we!

  15. quirkygirlkitten says:

    she looks like my goldfish.

  16. ribbet says:

    bigger than what?
    bigger than paris the city?
    or bigger than paris the famewhore?

    i’m confused. someone please help. thanks.

  17. Teresa says:

    wtf is wrong with her face!?

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