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Is There Anything You’d Rather See Photos of Than Angelina Jolie Breastfeeding Her Babies

Answer: Yes. I would rather see photos of Lindsay Lohan “breastfeeding” Samantha Ronson.

But, until that happy day, W magazine is preparing to release a 21-page spread of photos Brad Pitt took of Angelina Jolie letting those twins lick all up on her twins.

Hotness.

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  • Beet you are a twisted mofro….

    I hope Chris Hansen from To Catch A Predator, busts in the room while you’re looking at these pictures and says, “Hey there….whatcha lookin at???……..Why don’t you take your hands outta your pants.”

  • Answer: Yes. I would rather see photos of Lindsay Lohan “breastfeeding” Samantha Ronson.

    your writing makes me weep. its like listening to a blue jay, first thing in the morning. thank you beet..you’re awesome

  • Hahaha Oh silly Beet, I love your celebrity crush on the whole SamLo/Ronson bit. Makes for amusing posts. That would be a great picture though…

  • I have images of SamLo in my head now—mmmm…SamLo.

    Of COURSE I’ll buy W!!!

    Oh, and straight women have breast-lust or breast-admiration or breast-envy, Kelly.

  • They’ve been overexposed for years (I mean Brad and Angelina, not her breasts) but for some reason, this goes over the line for me. Seriously, the cover line on a national mag says “private photos”? Do they just wake up in the morning, take some photos and go “these are nice; which magazine should we sell them to?” Why do they feel the need to be any more famous, or less private, than they already are? With a lot of celebrities I think “Oh, they’re just regular people at heart and it must be weird to be photographed and talked about all the time.” But this is different–these two are warped, all their philanthropy notwithstanding.

  • Didn’t they give the proceeds of the last photo shoot to charity? If that’s the case, I wish there were more “warped” people like them in the world.

  • @Julia…envious to the point they want to see one woman breastfeed another? But I seem to be the only one who thinks it is odd so must just be me.

  • Do her gia-normus lips look even bigger in this photo?? So gross. Musta just got em filled. These two repluse me. How long till they break up…they definitely will and she’ll be the modern day Mia Farrow with all those rugrats. Team Aniston all the way F O R E V E R!!

  • I LOOOOOOOOOVE Brad and Angie!!! They are a great family, real humanitarians who give so much of their time and milions of dollars to charity! What does Aniston but put out crap movies, vacation and try to hold on to a man for longer than a month? Cannot stand her.

  • i always think irs kind of creepy when people say sexual things about breastfeeding. If you have ever done it, you know its just a sweet beautiful bonding moment between you and your child. sex is the farthest thing from that moment.

  • my kids’ dad did not share your opinion, frogirl. and to kelly, i thought everyone loved boobies? i thought that was the one commonality between all humans. . .

  • Brad puts out great movies. Angie is beyond beautiful. They do humanitarian work. They use their celebrity status to fuel good causes. They obviously love their children. Why the hatred?

  • She slaps a photo of herself breastfeeding her baby on the cover of an international magazine, and then she talks about people being respectful of her privacy? Angelina and Brad are attention whores.

    I wonder if they tell their kids that the reason the paps are taking pictures is because “Mommy and Daddy’s press people tip them off”? These two are the most over-exposed people on the planet, and they love it. Anyone who can’t see through them is an idiot. There is nothing to to admire here. While you’re so busy admiring Angelina, let’s not forget she was fucking another woman’s husband before they became Citizens of the World.