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I’m Trying Out Next Year

Here’s a lovely clip of tryouts for the Seattle Mist, a part of the new Lingerie Football League.

I heard about this early on the morning of tryouts, and was honestly thisclose to heading down there myself, if not to actually try out, then at least to watch and take amusing pictures.

But rumor has it that one of the trainers at my gym may have made the team. If that’s the case, I’m totally going to be BFF with all these girls and hold regular interview sessions with them. I may even make a documentary. In fact, I think that’s a brilliant idea. I’m going to make a documentary about the Lingerie Football League. It’ll be very hard-hitting. And by that I mean it will get guys hard.

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