She hasn’t accepted my MySpace friend request yet, so this is all I can see of Kristina Shannon’s profile for now.
We need to talk about this, because it’s blowing my mind.
Here is her screen name:
Kristina TALK ABOUT GREATNESS WENEVER THEY SPEAK ABOUT ME!!! DNT DOUBT URSELF TRUS ME U NEED ME!
What’s with all the missing letters?
Namely, what’s with the missing “H” in “WHENEVER”? I have all these theories. One, of course, is that she doesn’t know how to spell “whenever.” Is that a possibility at the age of 19, barring actual mental retardation? I don’t know. The second is that she ran out of space in the MySpace last-name field and had to remove some letters, hence the missing “T” in “TRUST,” because nobody actually thinks “trust” ends in an “s,” right? Okay. But if that were the case, why not remove one or two of those exclamation points to free up some space to spell words correctly?
Then I did something I am not proud of.
I used Microsoft Word to count the characters in her display name. There are 96 characters, including spaces. Next, I maxed out the characters in my own display name by entering a bunch of the letter ‘m.’ Once it was maxed out, I copy-pasted to Word and counted those characters. There are 50. So now I’m all upset that Kristina Fucking Shannon gets to have 96 letters in her display name and I’m only allowed 50.
What the fuck is up with that?
I also love that MySpace is begging me to join JDate. Like, who are you, my grandpa? Leave me alone! I am SO TIRED of Jew-boys! I’m gonna change my profile to say that I’m gay and Mormon. What kind of ads do you think I’d get then?
hahaha, omg, beet = fantastic.
i would totally have done that character-counting thing too.
and that’s fucked up about her getting 96. i mean, you’re a member of the press… meaning you write shit… and 96 is a stupid number anyway.
and i don’t know what happened, but jdate seems to have the same guys from 2 years ago still on there, with the same ugly pictures, and no cute guys whatsoever. The cutest one from 2 years ago just stole my identity. just sayin.
But that whole misspelled thing isn’t her display name, it’s her status. One can answer a sentence about themselves to show their status, like “john just made pancakes,” or “donna feels like ass and a half.”
Her display name is above her picture, just stating “Kristin.”
That is pretty shitty, Beet. You should photoshop yourself into a pic with Hugh and then maybe you could get some extra characters?
I can’t speak for the mormon aspects of the ads but as far as the gay ones go….its alot of DList ads, various broadway ads, and weightloss/fitness ads. For me, at least.
Didn’t you know they teach kids to spell these days using the predicative text on their mobile phones?
just for the record, the “wenever” “sentence” is probably her status and not her last name. so you should see how many character’s myspace allows you to have in your status.
i just checked because it’s 12:30 and i have nothing better to do, and it allows you to have 160 characters.
so all in all she’s just dumb. poor hef.
that’s her status…
not her name
Okay, last comment, but did anyone notice that her location is LA/Hollywood, FLORIDA!?!? seriously?
i was going to mention how it was just her status, but like three other people already did. soooo… shit
and you better believe i friend-requested her ass like 3 hours ago. because I’m cool like that.
and I HAAAAAAAAAAAATE when people spell shit like that. it’s just ridiculous. just soooo white trash.
COME ON HEF. you and your money could do way better.
I wanna date the jewish boys! Why can’t I date the jewish boys… : (
JDate . com ….. lol
Maybe that’s why they only gave you 50 letters, cus they knew you were a Jew.
Tell ’em you’re a Islamic tranvestite… They’ll give you anything you want.
I wouldnt believe that was actually her page without some type of proof pics, that could be anyone. People get on their all of the time and pretend to be others, all you need is to know their name and google some pics. But who ever it is sounds pretty dumb with that status.
Status? What a ripoff.
Beet you’re a jew? I love you even more now! Yay Jews!
It’s her status, not her profile name. Her name on myspace is listed as Kristina.
You can make your status super long too Beet. We promise the people from my space aren’t trying to hurt your feelings and denying you what an orange bimbo who can’t type/spell/make use of the English language has.
And… I know Hugh is old. but geeze, he’s got lots of money, and tons of women wanting to be in Playboy or just be his girlfriend. He could at least do better. I don’t think Kendra is going to be winning any kind of awards for smartest-bleached-blond-girl-in-the-world, but she looks like a brilliant addition to his now former harem… but uhm… the twins are just… retarded and orange. He could have at least found girls who could spell and are prettier, and are not some shade of ‘nuclear reactor accident orange.’
Yep…it’s status. So put all your “m”s there.
There’s nothing wrong with Jew-boys. I’ve got more than a few of them in my family. I’m also married to one. It’s not Jew-boys that are your problem, it’s MEN.
Then again, I’d like to see the ads you would get if you said you were a gay mormon. I dare you!
A lot of the skanks on myspace talk like that for some reason. Some of them even go so far as to tAlK lyK3 dIzZ. It’s like they come from another planet.
Wow…she must be a member of Mensa…
In filling out paperwork for my son’s high school registration, they asked what language is mainly spoken in your home and I almost put Ebonics because that is how the teenagers around here speak, they try to be so ‘gangster’.
Hey Beet-I am not Jewish…or Morman or gay, for that matter. I’ll date you!! ;)
TSS…Dude, you crack me up!!! LMAO!!!
TSS I love you!!! Ahahahahahahahahaa!!!
God, Hef’s standards are low.
It’s so sad. This girl is trashy, even for a frigging 82 year old. I thought I’d never see the day when I’d say that.
Beet: This is off topic, but I saw this and I know how you feel about puppy mills
https://community.hsus.org/campaign/stoppuppymills_bevhills_mktg?qp_source=gabhdx
apparently with movies like beverly hills chihuahua, puppy mills start to mass produce that type of dog because the demand goes up. So they’re trying to make people more aware that if they are inspired to buy a dog not to go to a pet store.
And it’s a humane society org. not a crazy PETA thing
Yeah it’s her status like everyone else said.
She is writing in chatspeak…which is what dumb 12 year olds do because they think it makes them look cool. Obviously it does quite the opposite.
MySpace is so 1999
You guys — I believe she meant “truss me” — as in, “I desperately need an abdominal support belt shipped via time machine from 1932.”
That’s not her display name. That’s her status. The display name is only “Kristina”
Beet,
Screw JDate. Date TSS, he’s perfect for you.
First, I wanna say I love you beet and I check your blog like a million times a day! It’s awesome!
Second, It’s a lyric in Beyonce’s “Upgrade U” The “Trus me you need me” and in the song it sounds like she says “trus” so I’m sure this dumbass actually thought it should be spelled as such.
Sadly, the “twins” are a bit trailer trashy and not the least bit “pretty” like the legacy of Playboy bunnies before them. It is a sad state of affairs when Playboy has sunk this low by promoting girls who look THAT bad. Guess Hef really isn’t running the show there any more. Those two look more like a normal day at Hustler mag ……
Send some jew-boys my way!!
what she said —————————->gillian Says:
October 9th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
But that whole misspelled thing isn’t her display name, it’s her status. One can answer a sentence about themselves to show their status, like “john just made pancakes,†or “donna feels like ass and a half.â€
Her display name is above her picture, just stating “Kristin.â€