Is everybody sooooooooo excited???
The Britney Spears “Womanizer” video premieres Friday on 20/20!!!
Yeah, that’s right, on 20/20, bitches, because it’s not like there’s anything else going on in the world.
But to tide your Britneymania over until then, the kids at Britney.com (tagline: “It’s Britney.com, B*tch,” which amuses me to no end) have the exclusive first look at stills from Brit’s new video. Using our special NASA-patented technology (aka “Project Save As”) we have brought these photos RIGHT HERE to EVIL BEET GOSSIP for your viewing pleasure. The kids over at Britney.com (b*tch!) are in a heated debate over which video look they prefer on Britney (“the blonde sex kitten, the sassy secretary or the vampy waitress”) and I am here to end this debate for once and for all: Britney’s look is the best when her vagina is showing, at least in terms of profits to bloggers. I have found this to be true after having the opportunity to experiment with it repeatedly. So we can skip that argument entirely on this site.
Enjoy.
She actually looks pretty fucking hot. Go, Britney, and also I want my hair to be the color of your wig, kthxbye.
Hot damn, I never thought she would look this good again.
Wow, she looks really good. I especially love the waitress wig. I’d fuck her. Not too fond of the repetitiveness of the song…
YES!! this used to be embarrassing admitting i am still like totally rocking out to brit-brit. but omg i am SO psyched for this!!!
OMG I CAN’T WAIT!!!!
LOVE LOVE LOVE BRITNEY! she looks absolutely amazing.
Who cares? If I wanted to look at moms with C-section scars and who can’t sing I would just go out onto the street.
Tell your mom hi when you get there DP.
donkey punch yourself in the throat cunt! go brit!!! :)
she looks stunning in the still where her hair is blond. i am uber jealous of her hair!
She’s back!
DP, are you always an ass?
re; donkey
hey dude, where do i find moms on the street that will show me their fucking c section scars? i’ve always had to pay extra for that, with or without the serenade.
the secretary is the clear winner- the shirt and the shoes are –awesome– (<<high kelly kapoor voice)
i think that, in the blonde picture, she kinda looks like her sister… cute
and the other… wow, HoT love the long wig.. so Stronger video!!! with the pink wig
@ censor
Isn’t DP foreign?
It’s a french whore thing obviously.
re; keightlynn
no, french whores are super sweet and taste like fresh baked krispy kreme donuts with a hint of stale perfume. DP would be like a mexican whore from tijuana with bad teeth stained from chewing mesquite seeds and breath that was born from sucking fat americanos off for five bucks and a beer. not that i would know the difference.
She really looks good!
She looks great! Go Britney!
re; censorthis
beet, based on my matt damon deletion, i hereby suggest that you delete my post shown above as i mention mexican whores and fat americanos in the same post. from now on it’s all about sugar and spice from me babe.
she needs sam ronsons hips but she look good
@ censorthis
I think it depends where the French whores are from…are Parisian, Quebecois, or Acadian?
Acadians smell like Poutine and homemade wine….which is also an intoxicating smell….poutine -drools-
Am I the only one who is insatiably curious about where the “throat cunt” is located?
this proves my theory that only the gays (like ricardo.. look at his avatar) and women with insecurities (do to their own looks) give a shit about britney.. the rest of the world, not so much. She’s this generation’s Madonna. She’ll be touring when she’s 55 and all you homo’s will pay top dollar to see her dancing around in a top hat.
ah… that would be in the Deep Throat movie? OK, this is gettin’ waaay off topic!! ;-)
She looks hot as the waitress. The blonde is just her… that’s not any sort of change from where she was pre-crazy.
Oh no, she’s skinnier than me! Eek.
Wow, guess I pissed off a lot of soccer moms with C-section scars.
Yes, they are ugly.
I always liked the dark hair best… as long as she doesn’t open her mouth to speak, when she has brown hair, she looks somewhat intelligent…