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Oct 05, 2008 at 08:58 am by Wendie
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How many layers of industrial strength Spanx do you think Mariah Carey was wearing to be able to stuff herself into this dress last night at The Bank nightclub in Las Vegas? She is a human knockwurst.
Incidentally, hands on hips with elbows jutted out goes by the scientific term of Backus Fat Avoidanceous Pose.   Evil Beet Gossip doesn’t just entertain but educates too. More examples of Mariah throughout the evening below:
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Looks like she stood in that same pose all night. How unnatural looking!
you are not funny
You have to hand it to her, Mariah Carey is always smiling. She knows how to suck it up/in and carries on like a tropper.
You nailed it Wendie. God know’s how she can breathe in this.
She probably has to stand like this because if she puts her arms down, her side boobs will roll over the top of the dress…btw if you are going to insult Wendie, at least spell her NAME right. It’s not difficult.
Re: Mariah Carey gets stuffed.
Re: Mariah Carey gets stuffed.
I would really love to stuff Mariah Carey and I don’t mean into that stupid dress, but, rather, with my stiff penis.
Right Meg? I was thinking the same thing…about spelling it right. These people need to get a grip.
It’s spelled “knackwurst.” Just saying.
Nah. Her arms are slim. Arms don’t lie.
That’s the exact same dress Angelina Jolie had on very recently…..
Oh it was not Ann, two Angelinas could crawl inside that dress because Mariah is shaped like a WOMAN. Who really should just dress like a woman and not a bondage victim.
Well some one isn’t any fun. Sounds like they might have a case of the F.A.T
And I don’t mean wendie….
Ok Wendie(stupid spelling)…let’s make fun of Mariah Carey who is super hot, super talented and super rich. You really showed her. How about you post a picture of yourself so we can see where you draw your right to criticize.
Mariah Carey is beautiful and has a great shape, but, there’s nothing wrong with wearing clothing that actually fits. Let’s just say Ms. Carey isn’t known for that.
Wendie is a hideous misselling of the name Wendy.
Yes, that was pointlessly mean, but it bugs me.
It is Wendy’s job to criticize people in the public eye DUH ROB! If she was nice to everyone, we would find ourselves quite bored. Wendy doesn’t have to post a picture of herself to us, she didn’t choose to act or sing or be a star in the lime light, they did, so they are open game for us gossip mongers. Welcome Wendy I think you are very entertaining!
Hey TM, who’s Wendy? I was talking about Wendie the unentertaining one…
On a gossip blog, it’s pretty much your job to be mean. Seriously, who wants to be nice to celebrities? Not fun. Fuck, being mean to everyone is just more fun. Maybe this explains my obsession with TSS’s comments? oops I mean…what obsession…uh…
About Mariah – ugh I HATE when people pose like that! Makes em look like they are trying WAY too hard.
I like you so far Wendie. I think your posts are amusing.
if she puts her arms down all that arm pit flab is gonna come seeping out
ok really. i am so tired of this woman. she is NOT hot, she has no talent, she dresses far too young for her age, she thinks she’s black… i could go on for hours. i can’t stand her. this is where she belongs; on a gossip blog getting slammed.
is this the same dress angelina rocked? mariah needs a stylist and some proper fitting clothes.
She looks classy. I love her. I saw her profile on millionaire personals site “”"”"C e l e b C u p i d.c o m”"”"”"” last week. Is she single now? Just curious!–☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆☆———–
She may look thinish, but that pose is very un-natural. who stands like that in every pose?
“…she thinks she’s black.”
Huh?
Indeed, this is the very versace piece that angelina jolie wore at the changeling premiere… only Ms. Jolie-Pitt did it without trying waaaayy too hard. As for the punk who was talking shit on angie, she’s a size 8 and looks AMAZING. and is super talented and warm-hearted.
You make it sound like she’s some random person who cares if people think that she’s gained weight or something Mariah’s even said that she just wanted to feel healthier and in other pictures of this night on other websites her arms are at her sides no idiot would have held that pose all night these are only 5 photos of a couple minutes of that night.
mariah is NOT fat. @tania there is no way angie is a size 8. im a 4 and she could at most be a 6 now because she just had twins, but normally im sure she is a 4 or 2.