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Banned Boob

 

It’s official.  You need to think of something else to get Gamma for the holidays because the Anna Nicole Smith breast surgery video is not going to be available for gift giving.

This legal case has been going on since July 2007.  How does it take over a year to determine that an unconcious, naked woman isn’t consenting to being videotaped?  And it wasn’t like this was some sort of instructional how-to for med students. 

I’m no lawyer but let me have my Miss Cleo moment here.  Honing in on Anna….ommmm…(profuse REM-like eye rolling)…  OK.  I’m back with a message from Anna: 

She does not consent to a video tape of ALL of her naked body being videotaped while she’s under and having the footage scored to the Jaws theme.  No surgi-porn.  Case closed.

Anna Nicole, may you and your breast finally get some rest.

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  • Wendie…

    I hope you’re good in the sack cus this post is pretty much a giant pile of skunk shit thrown on top of another pile of skunk shit.

    What happened girl??? Too much sweet n’ blow in your coffee?

    I know this is your first day and all… but you gotta proofread some of this lame crap. You can’t just be posting shit while you’re driving!

    Atleast change the title… or Beet might take it literally and you’ll be asking yourself next week, “Hey… How come my shit’s not posting?!?”

  • @Donkey Balls

    Oh my good heavens … My apologizies to you and your ovaries.

    I’ll tell you what… I’ll go back over your last 10 – 20 comments and be learn how to be more like you.

    Let’s see here………….ahem….

    GOD DAMN FUCKING AMERICANS WITH YOUR FUCKING ELECTIONS AND FUCKING TOOTHPASTE…..I HATE ALL YOU BASTARDS AND HOPE GOD SENDS EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOU TO HELL IN A BURNING PLANE THAT’S HIT BY A HURRICANE…… IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT ……..DURING THE SUPERBOWL…..yeah, yeah THE SUPERBOWL….that’s the ticket?

    WAIT!!!!

    WHAT THE FUCK AM I TALKING ABOUT, THERE’S NO FUCKING GOD…….GOD DAMN GOD!!! I HATE YOU FOR NOT EXISTING…

    BEET…DO YOU THINK THERE’S A GOD? AH WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU KNOW…YOU’RE A FUCKING AMERICAN.

    HEY, WHO THE FUCK’S AT MY DOOR WHILE I’M TYPING??…….

    GIRLSCOUTS WITH LEUKEMIA FOUNDATION??? I HATE FUCKING GIRLSCOUTS WITH LEUKEMIA……GET YOUR FUCKING BALD ASSES OFF MY LAWN ………AND TAKE YOUR FUCKING COOKIES WITH YOU!!!

    …….FUCK!!!!

  • I don’t know what y’all are going on about, but doctors who videotape patients and carve school team logos on women’s uteruses with a laser and take pictures of it or shave funny messages into pubic hair and take pictures are sick and should have their licenses revoked.

  • Jill: What!?!? @ the lasering women’s uteruses! Has this actually happened! I freaked out and tried googling it but no luck. :( Tell me more!!

  • My friend has the Notre Dame logo lasered on her uterus. She was getting one of her ovaries removed bcs of ovarian cancer & the doctor lasered that on to her uterus. He took pictures & stupidly posted them on his myspace, while friends with her. He may no longer practice medicine in the state of Pennsylvania.

  • I really can’t stand the posts from Wendie. I think we’re trying a little too hard to impress people with out posts, and not enough time looking and proof-reading before we publish them. I think I will check back in when the weekend is over and I can actually get an entertaining post instead of this crap.

  • jill, seriously? that is so fucking sick. why do these people still have their medical licenses??
    yikes.
    really scary.
    … kind of like anna nicole smith’s GUMS, which i believe may be trying to take over the world. but that’s just me.

  • TSS
    You are such an ass, Wendie is doing great.
    What is your problem anyway? Did your mother lock you in a closet as a child and the only interaction you ever had with her was when she shoved stale bread crusts under the door?
    Because I’m sensing some real emotional issues here. Come over here and let me give you hug, poor muffin.

  • guys, guys, guys…..

    i think we’re off topic….. we’re talking about anna nicoles tits for christ sake! remember those magnificent tits? those huge heaving hellacious fat filled udders with nipples the size of my erect infantile penis? and now we won’t be able to view the image of some dick of a doctor cutting them during surgery? shit! shit! shit!….well, at least i still have my home movies of my stepmoms fabulous labia sculpture surgery. if you’re curious, they now look like abe lincolns profile on mt. rushmore. she is one hot patriotic bitch fer sure!!!

  • I’d never even hear of that video before, but I wanna see it. Ha, I laughed at TSS’s Cliff’s Notes version of Donkey Punch’s last 20 posts. Funny.

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