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Angelina Jolie is huge

There have been reports that Angelina Jolie is in counseling to help deal with feelings of poor body image since giving birth to twins Vivienne and Knox.  Bravery was apparently the theme of the day as she attended the Changeling movie premiere with my husband Brad Pitt.  Poor thing had to be seen publicly in a size 8 dress.

She’s hot, she’s skinny and I have no idea how she looks this way three months after giving birth to two kids.  I haven’t been that thin since I was eight.  If she is fat, I stand no chance.

 

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  • She’s gorgous. And these pictures are the best she’s looked in a long time too. It’s nice to see her not looking like her arm is going to snap if the wind hits her.

  • What a cow! Her boobs are sagging to her cankles, Her muffin top is pouring over her grandma panties, and that triple chin makes me wanna barf. God Angie get some lipo! Having children is no excuse to be a WHOLE 90 lbs! Fat ass!!!

  • No wonder us girls wobble about feeling like total shite when this gorgeous woman who is what we hold up as a shining example of how we’d like to look feels like a hosebeast.

    About time we revolted against the media that singles out normal sized celebs as too fat and stopped being so freaken hard on ourselves.

    Yeah, like that’s gonna happen!

  • She does look wonderful. It is very sad to think that she has body image issues but she is a woman, afterall. BTW, Wendie, your posts are more coherent & I am starting to feel badly about doubting you. I will always love Beet more, though.

  • I can’t get why everyone thinks she is so attractive. I look at her and remember when she used to wear Billy Bob”s blood in a vile around her neck and the two of them would talk about their sexual perversions on the red carpet. I think she’s just putting on a show for everyone to try to make us think she’s not a freak show but some kind of great humanitarian. The lucky recipients of this charade are the people who she’s been giving all that money to. It’s costing her big bucks to buy her way out of her freak persona and to a legit, even revered, place in society. She doesn’t mind; she can afford it and it’s so important to her for some reason to appear to be this saintly one. But she’s a freak show deep down and I just know that it’s going to raise it’s ugly head for all of us to enjoy one of these days.

  • Sheila – not big on second chances, huh? Perhaps she just needed to grow up. Seems like she has. And you don’t go adopting children just to show us all that she is admirable. That seems a little extreme when it’s all just a big ploy to win our hearts. I think she is really a changed woman with a dirty past and I like seeing that someone so demented at one time can come out on top.

  • If she’s in counseling let’s hope she went because she said, sobbing “Oh my God, I am so fat!” and someone said, “Ho, you crazy! You ain’t fat! You need a shrink!”. Maybe she will resolve whatever demons drive her to be so damn thin when she she isn’t recovering from the NORMAL weight gain of childbirth in rapidfire succession. I hope she can continue to look more like a regular sized person and less like a Lay’s Potato Chip with big lips.

  • Just goes to show that becoming the owner of stretch marks takes some getting used to. Hang in there, Angelina, you’ll get over it.

  • Wendie… again I am trying to like you honey.. and I think I do… But Brad is “mine”! Ok… And Fuck Angelina feeling fat… she still looks amazing. She just doesn’t want the Jennifer Love Hewitt treatment on magazine covers.

  • After having a kid, or two, it’s kinda of tough not to feel fat.
    And this is from personal experience here, but after my son was born, I fit right back into my pre preggers clothes, almost. It was about a month before I really could fit in them.

    It’s a difficult mental challenge, having your body change so much, and not really ever go back to the way it was before pregnancy.
    I can totally understand A.J’s body issues.

  • In all these press shots she looks like a wax statue. Her dress is a little blah but I can understand the pressure she must be under to look fab days after giving birth to twins.

  • @Sheila

    There’s a freak show inside everyone of us. Come on admit it, I know I have, in fact I’ve come to embrace it.
    You can’t tell me you have not done something you are ashamed of, or regret in the past.
    Lucky for most of us, our lives are not in the magazines, and all over TV all the time.
    We don’t have teams of people trying to dig up every little dark secret we have.

  • Hey guys many woman are able to quickly drop pregnacy weight when you nurse. As long as you maintain a healthy for “you” weight and follow the doctors guidelines you will be surprised how quickly that weight melts off.

    With that said, it does not mean everything will automatically go back to where it was pre-pregnacy and certainly not with twins.

    AJ does look beautiful and healthy, however you can also see boning at the waistline of that dress. We don’t know what size that dress is, first of all the implication is that it was custom made.

  • here’s a thought: maybe she should stop having/adopting children until she gets some therapy.

  • Trying to hang on to cheater, like Brad, can way a person down. I bet Angelina Jolie feel like she weighs in the high 300’s. Eventually, she will implode from her own fantasy world.
    But right now, she should just pose with Brad and keep her mouth shut.

  • wow i cant even start to think that people actualy call her fat…why dont you try raising six kids which two of them are only three months..people are sick these days..just cuz she isint a perfect size two, you can actually tell shes not one of those people who 3 days after giving birth they go on some crazy diet..but whatever..

  • She will always look like a junkie to me. I think she is seriously creepy.
    How can you carry a bottle of blood around your neck and a few years later walk around with that creepy condescending smirk she wears on her face. She really believes her own hype. This woman collects children like puppies. I don’t believe for one second she is doing any of the things she does other than for self indulgence. Ugh, I wish people had better taste.

  • One thing I’ll say for Angelina: she knows how to wear a strapless dress properly. It fits her perfectly and doesn’ t look like it’s about to fall off or she’s going to pop out of it (ahem, Mariah Carey).

  • She is the QUEEN OF SNATCHBACK! She doesn’t even gain weight during her pregnancies, just her belly. Sign me up to whichever coven Angie belongs to, seriously. I’m IN!!!

  • I love her and I’m so glad to see her at a healthy weight!! Love the picture of Brad whispering in her ear—they are so in love.

  • I’ve read a report of a poor peasant family in China who adopted SIX- that’s right- orphans, mostly girls abandoned by parents too poor to raise them or unwanted in a patriarchial society. It’s also well-known that lots of ordinary American families, short on budget but not on love & compassion, take in many Chinese / African orphans as part of their family- way before Jolie herself was even born.

    The more I witness stuff like this, the more I’m convinced there are many more real unsung heroes out there that deserve our recognition,
    so please, stop paying attention to those celebrities & their supposedly-great ‘humanitarian’ efforts.