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Stephen Colbert Urges Voter Abstinence

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This is a much better way to make young people realize how absurd it is not to vote than, say, muzzling Jessica Alba. Don’t get me wrong; I’m a huge proponent of muzzling Jessica Alba. I just don’t think it’ll do much to increase votership among the youth demographic. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t use public funds to do it, though.

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  • haha, awesome.
    i like the declare yourself (yeah, they’re obnoxious, but still) “don’t vote” ad too.
    granted, it’s five effing minutes long…
    but i maintain.
    WAY better than jessica alba with ANYTHING in her mouth.