“If you are riding your bike five, six, seven hours a day, you are not a sex champion. You have fatigue, low testosterone and a lower libido, but you know, I never got any complaints.”

Lance Armstrong, in a new interview with Men’s Journal.

Lily Allen turned to her MySpace blog to discuss the drunken incident with Elton John at the GQ awards earlier this week:

Hi , now it’s all died down i’m saying my side of what I can’t believe is considered to be a story.
Elton john and I are friends. I was honoured when Elton asked me to present the GQ awards with him this year in association with Elton’s AIDS foundation. Not only was it for a good cause but who would say no to Elton.
I’m not defending my drunkeness because i don’t need to, i’m 23 it was an awards ceremony i drank the free champagne, how awful of me.
Trying to create a feud on the other hand, and trying to make me out as being some rude little girl with a drink problem is just unfair, Elton and I exchanged jokes and there were no hard feelings at all, infact neither of us gave it a second thought. It’s sad that an evening enjoyed by all had to ruined by some bitter journos again.

The last time Lily was on her MySpace blog to discuss her drunken behavior at a very public event where she was expected to act professionally and didn’t was just this past June.

Hey, Lily?

You actually do need to defend your drunkenness. You’re 23 years old. You’re not a child. You’re a professional who was asked to do a job. You did not have a couple of sips of champagne — you got wasted, on the job. For the second time in three months. Most 23-year-olds, actually, don’t get completely wasted when they have actual responsibilities to fulfill. I’m just saying.

Shame on the photo service for even releasing this picture.

it’s frightening!

Anna is a beautiful, talented girl and I adore her, but I seriously almost choked on my strawberry Mini Wheats (yummy!) when I saw this. I had to share. Just goes to show that no matter how rich or famous you are, no matter how young you were when you won your first Oscar, no matter how many hairstylists or make-up artists you have, you can still take a really, really, really bad photo.

At the press conference for her new film, True Blood. See, Anna? You got a plug for your new film in. So it was totally worth it. :)

Lydia Hearst — the socialite, the heiress, the malnourished — took to the catwalk to walk for Mark Bouwer’s spring collection this week, and, you gotta admit, this girl knows how to give face. It’s not that Lydia hasn’t been around forever — she has — but she’s always been kind of eclipsed by Paris Hilton. But Paris is lying low these days, as are so many of our former tabloid favorites, and it’s interesting to watch this new group of girls jostling for position as we prepare to elect a new homecoming court in the gossip world.

Heh.

Apparently the Republicans have gotten into the habit of blaring Heart’s “Barracuda” — which I rock on in Guitar Hero, btw — in reference to Sarah Palin. This is a problem for the girls of Heart, who basically hate everything Sarah Palin stands for.

They emailed the McCain/Palin campaign on Thursday afternoon, asking that they no longer use their song, but then it was played again on Thursday night.

“The Republican campaign did not ask for permission to use the song, nor would they have been granted that permission,” said their initial email to the campaign. When it was still played, Nancy Wilson called Entertainment Weekly to vent. “I think it’s completely unfair to be so misrepresented. I feel completely fucked over,” she said. She and her sister Ann then emailed this statement to EW.com: “Sarah Palin’s views and values in NO WAY represent us as American women. We ask that our song ‘Barracuda’ no longer be used to promote her image. The song ‘Barracuda’ was written in the late ’70s as a scathing rant against the soulless, corporate nature of the music business, particularly for women. (The ‘barracuda’ represented the business.) While Heart did not and would not authorize the use of their song at the RNC, there’s irony in Republican strategists’ choice to make use of it there.”

Ouch.

Hee hee!

I must have missed this pic from a couple weeks ago.

It’s Lindsay saying goodbye to Samantha before she left for Sydney.

Adorableness!!!

Thanks Kristi!