Here’s Patrick Dempsey, attending an event at his kids’ school in Santa Monica.
What I wanna know is who tipped off the paparazzi that he was gonna be there. And this photo isn’t even an exclusive, meaning some jackass PTA mom called every photo agency in her book to be all like “Patrick Dempsey RSVP’d for Meet the Teachers night” or some shit. What an ass.
Jennifer Aniston chose an unfortunate fabric to wear to the premiere of Management at the Toronto Film Festival on Sunday, and you can see her little nipple covering in a bunch of the red carpet photos.
Here’s my line of thinking: this thing obviously isn’t there to prevent the nipple from showing up in photos, or they would have made the damn thing black, right? And it’s not there to provide lifting or separating for her tits, because it’s totally not doing that, right? So it must be there to prevent her from having that infamous Jennifer Aniston THO. Jen, baby, you gotta work the hard nipples, not keep ‘em down. Own ‘em, baby! Haven’t you heard? Brad Pitt’s in town, too! Now’s your big chance! Show him what he’s missing, girl!
Sometimes black babies do look more light-skinned when they’re first born, but Mariah and Nick’s twins are older and those babies look WHITE. I know Mariah’s light, but those babies would be three quarters black, right?
All these babies look white/hispanic to me. I mean, I know Mariah’s light…and I know that Beyonce’s is sometimes photoshopped lighter…. I just don’t know. Maybe it’s the flash? -_-
it’s so well written for something written out of anger i respect her for that because honestly when i’m angry every other word is a curse word Margaret Cho is ~fab~
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