Paris Hilton debuted her new single, “My BFF,” on Ryan Seacrest’s radio show today.

I woke up this morning in a bad mood, just like I have the last few days. And I was like, “Oh, no. I am not starting another day like this. No way.” So I laid in bed for an extra hour and cuddled with my dog and listened to Beethoven to tried to get my head on straight. After an hour, I felt amazing. So much calmer. Less stressed. Ready to start the day.

I turn on my computer and see what’s new, and this is the very first thing I came across.

Sigh.

At least I had an hour of peace in my head.

Google Labs has a new project called In Quotes.

It lets you see exactly what the Presidential candidates said about any particular issue.

Check it out here.

Hm.

A representative for Janet Jackson says the singer has been hospitalized after falling ill shortly before a concert.

According to statement released by W&W Public Relations, the singer canceled her concert in Montreal on Monday after she “got suddenly ill” during her sound check and had to be rushed to the hospital just before show time.

The statement says Jackson is being monitored at the hospital and hopes to reschedule the show. No further information was given about Jackson’s condition.

What is with these celebrities and rushing off to the hospital every time they get sick? Like I have been really really really sick in the past, but I never go to the hospital for it. Hospitals are for, like, broken bones and bleeding things and baby births and terminal illnesses. I don’t know a single person in real life who goes to the hospital just because they don’t feel well for a day. I’ll be interested to hear what exactly what wrong with Janet — or, at least, what they say is wrong with Janet.

Here’s Britney looking put-together, healthy and sane in New York tonight. She went out to dinner at Serendipity 3 on the Upper East Side.

Oh and all her fake nails are properly secured to her fingers. I checked. I can’t remember the last time that happened.

I have to admit, Jennifer Lopez’s legs look freakin’ awesome at this launch of Deseo for Men, her new fragrance, at Macy’s in Herald Square.

Her outfit is so-so.

Her make-up?

Atrocious.

The foundation isn’t even the right shade. The eye-shadow looks like mine did when I was eight and playing with my little CoverGirl kid set. Everything about this look is totally amateurish. Whoever did her make-up for this event needs to be fired and banned from the industry and probably also fined.

SamRo and Linds are enjoying some vacay time in Cabo together … and in bikinis.

Hotness!

Thanks Emily!