Listen, Anne Hathaway should write a book about how to bounce back from a break-up with your federal criminal of a boyfriend. I’d read it. The possible anal aficionado has gone from a vanilla B-lister to a red-hot A-list style icon in a matter of months.

She looked phenomenal at the New York Film Festival screening of The Class on Friday night.

This girl never misses these days.

Rock on, Anne!

No?

Me neither.

I was going to, but then there was this alumni event for my high school tonight, and, for whatever reason, I decided to go and forgot to set my DVR. It wasn’t a class reunion — I didn’t go to high school in Seattle — it was just an event for all alumni who live in Seattle to mix and mingle. The one guy from my class who I was friends with who lives here bailed at the last minute, but I went anyway. It was really weird because there were all these people there that I kinda-sorta knew in high school — or I knew their siblings — but never really talked to or hung out with, and now, nearly ten years later, I had a total blast spending time with them on a Friday night. It was so weird, walking into that room and spotting people who were a couple grades above me, who had been so intimidating when I was 14, but now are just way awesome and fun to reminisce with.

One of the faculty members there walked up to me and was like, “Wow, it’s really you. You know, I saw your name on the RSVP list, but, to tell you the truth, I didn’t think you’d actually show up. I think about you often, you know. I always wondered what became of you.” And another faculty member was like, “I didn’t know you lived in Seattle,” and looked at me like he expected some manner of response, so I just kind of rudely blurted out, “Uh … I did,” and he was like, “Ah, yes, that’s the girl we know and love.”

Was I really that obnoxious in high school?

Clearly I was.

See, you guys, I spent a lifetime preparing for this job. :)

Anyway.

If you want to talk about the debates, this is the thread to do it in.

Who came out on top?

I’m not sure what’s happening in your cities, but Britney Spears’ “Womanizer” was blowing up the radio in Seattle today. It was the most-requested song on, like, all the pop stations. I heard an evening radio DJ say, “Listen, I’m the ultimate Britney hater. Can’t stand the girl. But I’ve been fielding calls for the past three hours, and I have to say: this girl’s got a huge hit on her hands.”

I’ll tell ya, I’ve been rocking out to the track all night, and I love love LOVE it.

I am SO PSYCHED for a real Britney comeback.

Seriously, I’m already trying to figure out which of my girlfriends I can talk into coming with me if she tours. Because if she tours, I will be there, even if I go alone, dammit.

HOORAY BRIT-BRIT!!!!

Hey guys you know how I’m always like, “Dude, I promise you, if Lindsay Lohan is drinking and using again, you’re going to start to hear stories about her behaving like an ass in public?” Because, look, I’ve followed Lindsay’s career for awhile now, through rehabs and periods of sobriety and periods of relapse, and this is not a young woman who knows how to quietly relapse into drug and alcohol abuse. If she’s using, you’re gonna start reading about bad behavior.

And it’s starting.

Sources say that shortly after girlfriend Samantha Ronson started spinning at 11 p.m., a scowling Lindsay showed up and headed straight for the DJ booth.

“There were a bunch of girls crowding around the booth, and Lindsay pushed them and flipped the group the finger,” a partygoer tells E! News. “Her bodyguard was apologizing to people, saying she just gets tired of people taking her picture.”

“This is not true,” says Lohan’s rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, of the alleged bad behavior.

However, the source says that after spending a few minutes with Samantha while she spinned, Lindsay settled in at a VIP table with friends—and her mood didn’t seem to improve…

“She just sat there texting and flashing angry looks at Samantha,” says the eyewitness. “I don’t know if she was jealous or just in a bad mood.”

Leslie Sloane Zelnick can deny this shit all she wants, but when Lindsay actually was staying clean and behaving herself, you’ll recall, there were no stories like this for anyone to deny.

I’m just saying.

So I wrote about how Verne Troyer was not only seeing a new chick — but she was cheating on him with another little person — and then I tried to befriend her on Facebook because I just KNEW there would be good photos of her and Verne. However, one of you amazing wonderful commenters pointed out that my dear friend and fellow blogger Jesus over at DrunkenStepfather had already done the dirty work for me. Thanks, Jesus!

Here’s a bunch of pics of Verne and his newest fling, 22-year-old Canadian model Dominique Arganese.

What a FANTASTIC way to top off a Friday!

When she’s not busy getting wasted and sucking face with the cast of Gossip Girl, Drew Barrymore is helping out at the Clinton Global Initiative press conference on education … with a very conspicuous Band-Aid on her knee.

One can’t help but wonder if Ed Westwick played a role in Drew’s little knee scrape …