Heh.
So I’m making out with my dog the other day and one of my girlfriends is like, “Dude, look, someone has to tell you this: If I were a guy, I wouldn’t want to kiss you — ever — after watching you do that. You should know that.”
But whatever.
I’d rather get it on with my dog than some loser guy. At least I know Leo won’t finish before I do. He’s neutered, you know.
Here’s Aubrey getting sloppy with her puppy at an event for Sheiki at The Ivy in San Diego.
Are you sure that that is a dog? It looks more like a stuffed animal.
Might as well lick the dog’s ass and balls too since he does.
Wow. Forget the molestation of her dog. Why the hell did she dye that poor poodle??!!!!! This disgusting female should be buried alive. I really want to punch her nasty fake boobs through her back.
Talk about cruelty to animals. Her dog already looks like Barney The Dinosaur busted a nut on the bitch, and now it is going to contract an STD (skank transmitted disease) and doesn’t even know it. It’ll probably give birth to a litter of distempered tranny satan-puppies.
The dog got shots for Parvo, but the vet didn’t say shit about Skankho.
Even Michael Vick’s like “What The Fuck?” …holding candle lit vigils in prison for the poor little pooch.
poor girl, her makeup looks absolutely horrendous. looks like she just woke up, smeared her last nights makeup, and went out. she was a simple good looking girl, and now she has no hope.
LOL at Donkey Punch, TSS, and Emily! Does she kiss her man with that mouth? This is gross!
ugh, what a total skank. How much you wanna bet she has a great dane at home?? i’m just sayin…
One word: Gross!
poor, poor puppy!
That dog is getting molested! Someone call 911 doggie division. I’d rather die than have Aubrey’s tongue down my throat, I know that dog is thinking the same thing…
Why has no one called the SPCA over how she dyes her dog like it’s an Easter egg? That dog looks like it wants to curl up in a ball and die. I’m embarassed for it, and sick of celebrities thinking animals are accessories.
Dude seriously I feel so bad for this dog. Look at the pain in it’s eyes from having that fuckin dragon mouth so close to his….somebody needs to call the humaine society…..
gross. really, really gross. that poor dog!
Actually, dog saliva contains less bacteria than human does. I guess most people are a little iffy about dog kisses due to their incessant asslicking and whatnot.
I can see why she’s licking it. It looks like cotton candy.
ew dude. One thing is bringing your face close to the doggie’s nose or something, but LICKING him like that???? Jeeeeeeeeeeeeez
wtf does her dog look like that.
diddy did right by kicking that no talent slore (slut-whore) out of danity kane. and stupid ass D Woods let this slore ruin her relationship with Diddy. Just goes to show you what some folks will do for money. she is an embarrassment to Bad Boy and I’m glad Diddy dumped that tramp. Next she’ll have a pron movie with her and her dog . Bitch
What kind of dog is that